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Publisher's Summary

Disney is so good, it's bad. So argues Carl Hiaasen, an award-winning investigative reporter and columnist with the Miami Herald, whose dream is to be banned forever from Disney World. In Team Rodent, Hiaasen provides an unflinching look at the mega-empire and says its attempts to alter "God's work" are a manifestation of "pure wickedness." This program is part of a new series called The Library of Contemporary Thought, giving top opinion makers a forum to explore the most provocative, fascinating, and relevant issues of our day.

Copyright ©1998 by Carl Hiassen; Copyright (P)1998 NewStar Media Inc.

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Where to begin?

While listening to this piece of "investigative journalism", I was constantly dumbfounded by the idiotic attacks on Disney's character. I expect somewhat of a balanced view out of a reporter but he doesn't even try. I've listened to the Walt Disney biography, "Triumph of an Imagination" and , "Disney War" about the Eisner years, both included many many valid criticisms, any of which Heiaasen could've expanded on. He skillfully avoided almost any real substantive crticism and instead blamed Disney for esceped lions from private zoos to greedy reporters. I found that last attack particularly ironic. He attacked the ethics of reporters on junkets to Disney meanwhile showing absolutely no journalistic integrity. The book focuses mainly on the Eisner years and Eisner was a horrible CEO. He could've creamed Eisner for most of his management but somehow attacking Disney for helping to clean up Times Square seemed more important to him.

As other reviewers have written, if you hate Disney and don't care whether criticisms are valid or not, then you'c enjoy this. If you're looking for the real "dirt" on Disney, you won't find it here.
Hiaasen needs to grow up and perhaps stick to fiction. Maybe his next book will focus on blaming Disney for 9/11...

8 of 8 people found this review helpful

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  • Tim
  • Lexington, KY, USA
  • 06-29-07

Bitter Much?

I read this book as a counterpoint to Neal Gabler's excellent "Disney: Triumph of an American Imagination". While Gabler's work is exhaustively researched and thorough, Hiaasen's venomous jeremiad is almost purely based on emotion. Gabler descibes in great detail exactly how Disney built a brand that has come to be regarded as the gold standard in family entertainment for generations. Hiaasen seems to resent that it even exists.

Hiaassen criticizes Disney for creating an excessively controlled and artificially groomed environment inside their park, he criticized Disney for attracting tacky and uncontrolled sprawl outside the park.

He complains that Disney tries to force a sanitized and standardized narrative style upon the whole world, then accuses Disney of hypocrisy for tailoring its offerings to the tastes of different cultures, or for purveying non-family entertainment through its other brands.

In years past, Disney had (gasp!) a dress code for its employees. Today, Disney offers domestic partner benefits, but, according to Hiaasen, this policy is motivated purely by greed.

The most ironic criticism coming from Hiaasen is that Disney's branded movies are predictable and formulaic. Have you ever read a Hiaasen novel that took place in Wisconsin?

There are a few valid criticisms of Disney - for instance the excessive compensation granted to Eisner & Ovitz by a crony-packed board (hardly unique in American business) - that get lost in the river of bile.

If you already have a chip on your shoulder about Disney, this book will confirm your opinion. If you are looking for a rational critique of the media juggernaut, look elsewhere.

12 of 14 people found this review helpful

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Outsanding Business Journalism!

This is probably the best business book I've ever read. Its attitude and bias are right out front, and the color and anecdote is the best ever.

The story of business should be told like this, where you can see the method AND the madness. There's community impact, there's scandal, there's conspiracy, there are insane laughs and Insane Clowns.

I couldn't recommend this more highly.

17 of 22 people found this review helpful

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Terrible technical delivery

While the content of this book is good, the delivery is terrible. It sounds like the narrator is using a 1960’s microphone or is speaking through a VOIP connection – and this is downloading the book at the best quality level. While the book is cheap with only 2 audio chapters, wait until it’s on sale and then don’t expect much.

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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A Treatise In Smut

First off, this audiobook sounds as if it was recorded in one of the porno booths the author goes on and on about. Terrible audio quality! I also found it creepy that this author attaches sexual lingo and references to almost every other sentence. Just kinda creeped me out!

Oh yeah, I also want to echo another reviewer who said BITTER MUCH?

Save your bucks for something else!

2 of 3 people found this review helpful

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Too bitter...

Although it was interesting to hear about the pervasive effect that Disney has on modern society, the overall bitter tone of the book was fairly annoying. This was intensified by the narrator, who tended to read the more bitter passages in a whining voice. This is clearly not an example of objective reporting. Regardless, I found much of the information to be quite intriguing, especially in regards to Disney's many failed ventures and in describing the political structure of the company.

5 of 8 people found this review helpful

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'Mauschwitz' (Mouschwitz? ) - whatever...

Whatever - potato / poe-tah-toe. A great read: informative, insightful, ironic, humorous (of course) expose'. Buy it!

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Great story, too bad the narrator mispronounced Hiaason's name!

Yes, Disney's success says a lot about the worse of greed and a lot about people's need for fantasy. The book exposes both .

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Dreadful Audio Quality

I had to return this audiobook to Audible. First time I've ever done that. The audio quality on this book sounds like an old 1930s radio broadcast recorded through a sock and played back on boombox cassette. Don't waste your money or credits. Will have to read the print version.

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Please have a new reading with better equipment.

the story is awesome ad is the reading the sound quality is crap as to sayfor feces