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Perpetually foiled romance heroine Island Chaptal and reformed cleaning expert March - or is it Mr. November? - are enjoying a pleasant break in South Africa, after brushing with death in the inhospitable and platypus-infested mountains of Liechtenstein.

That is, until a commercial flight disintegrates over the Atlantic, killing hundreds, and Island's supervillain dad makes the news as the mastermind behind the attack. Old Lion Dries is now on the run, and he calls upon his last ally - and favorite disciple - March.

From the streets of Venice to the turquoise waters of French Polynesia, March and Island embark on a deadly race against the clock to find out what secrets lie behind Dries's downfall, and stop the mysterious Crystal Whisperer before it's too late. This time, though, there might just be no winning against futuristic weapons, CIA agents, Roomba cats, (reluctantly) evil henchmen, and dads who won't let you get your groove on, dammit!

©2016 Camilla Monk (P)2016 Camilla Monk

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  • BikeVON
  • Southfield, Mi, United States
  • 12-22-16

LOVE IT

A man is supposed to keep his woman, well feed, well dressed and well fucked. That is the best line in the book. My first tears came after Joy, Island's roommate finds her bound in her bed with a man in the room. She sings, Oh my God finally with the religious fervor of seeing Christ raise from the dead. I am listening to it for the fourth time, that part, not the book. Joy is so funny. Her BFF is trussed up looking ready for a BDSM session is about to happen. Before leaving the room, she asks, can I get you guys anything, booze, toys, protection? I don’t want to say anything about the book except is damn funny. Oh yea, I am a taking one star because the author plays that same old played plot line of… I hate him, I hate him, but his ass really looks good. I want to jump his bones. Hum, I must give that star back. read it and you will know why.

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AMAZING

Where does Crystal Whisperer rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

It is one of the best narrated books I own.

Did the plot keep you on the edge of your seat? How?

The plot was keeping me on the edge of my seat the whole time!

What does Amy McFadden bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

Amy McFadden has a way of making you truly experience the characters, both male and female. I feel like they are people I really know.

If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

Killing has never been so clean....

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  • Denise
  • San Jose, CA, United States
  • 01-26-17

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! CLIFFHANGER!!!!!!

I am DYING HERE!!!! I can't TAKE IT!!!

I love these books!!! It took FOREVER for book 3 to come out!!!

Now I have to wait for book 4 ????

Can you tell I am really upset, my advice wait to start the series. It is so good! It is a crime to leave us hanging!!

Amy McFadden is wonderful!!! I love the main characters Island and March!!! Camilla begins each chapter in a unique way. It seems like forever since book 2 but, Camilla did a great job of recapping in book 3 without repeating.

I highly recommend this series but only if you don't mind waiting!



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I'm aksing March to take a hit on Camilla Monk

Who was your favorite character and why?

I love March. He is just wounded enough to forgive him for his past.

What does Amy McFadden bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

The French,South Afrikaans and Italian followed by the translation was wonderful. It added the "special sauce" for the listener.

If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

He's waiting for you.

Any additional comments?

The story, same as the first two books, is great, but leaving us with an antagonizing cliff hanger like she did!!!!!! The next book better be coming soon.

I care about these people. The pre-chapter quotes are a highlight of the book. I actually sat up in bed and startled my husband I was laughing so hard when she mentioned Chuck Tingle.

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I NEED MORE

This book definitely moved forward the plot, and the ending...Phew. Despite the usual light humor scattered throughout, this book felt heavier than the last two. I won't spoil anything, you just have to listen/read for yourself. I am, however, going to breathlessly awaiting the next book in the series!

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So good!

Exciting, nail biting, beautiful! Once again the writing and Amy McFadden create an amazing experience!

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An awesome series to hear!

I absolutely love this series. Spotless is such a fun read and it was a joy hearing it. Worth the $$S

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Just Buy it!

You cannot go wrong with this author. Great story but you need to buy the previous books first.

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Wonderfully good, can't wait for the next one!

These books move at a very nice pace, filled with well developed characters, wry humor and unexpected turns. Start at book one and you won't regret it. My usual is space opera, preferably military space operas and Scandinavian murder mysteries so you can see this is not my usual. Totally captivated me!

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The characters had a personality change

I did not like this book. It was not as good as books 1 and 2, which I LOVED! They were about a man (March) with an obsessive compulsive disorder and a woman (Island) who was a computer genius. They were filled with action, romance / sexual tension (without sex, so somewhat clean), and interesting characters and plot twists. I loved getting to know March and learning what made him the way he was. And I LOVE Amy McFadden as a narrator. She is amazing.

But something went wrong with the third book. First, the main character, Island, was no longer a participant in the action or a solver of problems. She was in love, worried about March's safety, throughout the entire book. She didn't do anything but think about March and put herself in danger so that March had to rescue her -- not a role I enjoy for my female protagonists.

Second, I am not one who gets offended at the occasional swear word (such as the f-word), but Island said about 15 times the phrase: "sweet raptor Jesus" in a disrespectful way. I think even if I weren't a Christian, I would be offended at how many times she said it and the tone she said it in. It was a real turn-off for me.

Third, the book ends in a cliff-hanger. The other two books didn't. This one ends with

SPOILER ALERT

all major characters getting seriously injured and about to die while Island is whisked away by the bad guy, taken prisoner, again, like a helpless female in need of rescuing. Island took initiative in the other books. In this one, she was too helpless and uninteresting.

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  • Suzy GM
  • 12-27-16

Brilliant!

I love these books and cannot wait for the next one. Brilliantly read by Amy McFaden. Please Camilla more!!!

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  • Kindle Customer
  • 12-26-16

What the ever-loving FireCracker!

A total 5 star read but the story lost 1 star from me because I absolutely, completely, totally HATE cliffhangers and this ends on the mother of all cliffhangers. Now I have to wait how long before the next one comes out? Aarrrrrrrgh!