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Sucking Dead, Book 2
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Rachel Woods
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Luke Parker
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Andie M. Long
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One minute I’m running a cupcake café and the next someone is trying to kill me!
Enter the attractive, but heavily conceited vampire who I once mistakenly went on a disastrous date with. He has a deal I can’t refuse. I can either a) fake date him and he can be my 24-hour bodyguard or b) I can probably die.
It’s a tough choice given how much I detest him, but I plump for staying alive.
So now Lawrie is a permanent fixture in Gnarly Fell and I’m in a race against time to find out who wants me dead. Because vampires live a hell of a long time, and this situation already sucks.
Just like my fake boyfriend.
Welcome to Gnarly Fell, where Death lingers just outside the village (with his girlfriend).
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Vamp/Fairy, 2nd chances, fake dating, humor, spice
Vamp/Fairy, 2nd chances, fake dating, beating fates, humor, and spice!
She took a chance on a date long ago. All his exes came up to him during that date. Date over! Ever since then, he has been up in her space, the typical boy pulling the pigtails because he likes her. Then Death comes a knocking. Literally. And an interfering family. Let the fake dating commence!
The only problem is I wish is was longer lol!!!!
This is not the first book in the series, but it can be read as a complete stand-alone. Everything you need to know will be given to you. However, I think that you will get a lot more out of it if you have read the previous book, as you will have met the characters before, know a bit more about the town/friend dynamics, and feel emotionally connected to the characters faster.
** I also listened to this audiobook and loved it. I think the narrators give great emotion and help you connect to the story and the characters faster and deeper than if you were reading.
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