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Irdessa the Undying, a renowned arena fighter in Fohrvylda, has escaped imprisonment but at great cost. Broken and alone, she must outwit and outfight her pursuers. Basalt Kale, a failed Consonant monk of the lowest order, embarks on a quest to improve Ausgan but discovers vile secrets of his order that he cannot abide. The heathens of Fohrvylda amass ships and beasts of war to sail the Faithless Sea and assault the monks of Ausgan, who will greet the steel-bearing invaders with elemental destruction.
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4 out of 5 stars
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I need more!!💜
- By Tammy B on 03-17-24
By: David T List
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Resurrected as a Drow
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Ella Meruha, Evan Jordan
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 12
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 11
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Story4 out of 5 stars 11
The women who summoned me are in dire need. Their House has been raided, their family decimated, and they are out for revenge. So, if I can help them get their vengeance, I could potentially be adopted by this House and increase my standing in this cutthroat world. And this group of beautifully evil priestesses will also need help making children to replenish their numbers.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Ella's voice choices
- By Charles Howard on 02-22-24
By: Logan Jacobs
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Dressed to Kill: A Monster Seamstress LitRPG
- Dressed to Kill, Book 1
- By: Crown Fall
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 91
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 76
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 76
In an impoverished border town with a population dwindling as fast as hope, Gwen Tailor aims to change things. She is a daughter of the Seamstress class, drawing on the bloodline skills of her mother, who stitches with a speed that veers into the realm of magic. An awesome feat. But armed with a giant piercing needle, Gwen is more than a seamstress. To save her people from extinction and create a pattern all her own for survival, she must be a monster slayer. In the core of the town is the dungeon, a deep-pitted breeding ground. Gwen is going where the monsters dwell.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Really good voice acting, solid story
- By Christopher Huisjen on 02-05-24
By: Crown Fall
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Werewolf Knight
- By: Eric Vall
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Jack Douglas
- Length: 12 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 7
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 6
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Story5 out of 5 stars 6
A newcomer hath arrived from the faraway land of ‘New Jersey’ to our noble kingdom of Lupercalia. Hank Baker, chosen by the Moon Goddess Herself to serve as Her knight champion! Transported here across vast distances by Her blessing, Hank, alone among red-blooded commoners, possesses the gift of were-shifting to battle the endless hordes of monsters, recover the lost treasures of the realm, and bed the most comely womenfolk.
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5 out of 5 stars
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very fun and fast paced story
- By JJP on 02-26-24
By: Eric Vall
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First of His Kind
- Sidus Series #1
- By: Dan Sugralinov
- Narrated by: Brian Wiggins
- Length: 11 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 11
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 11
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 11
In Sidus, notoriety comes with danger, and every enhancement is a double-edged sword. Betrayed by his species, his family dissolved, Carter Riley is the quintessential underdog turned unwilling pioneer. As the first human to interface with the legacy of an ancient race, he is thrust into the heart of the Sidus system—a game-like reality where his every move is monitored, and every level gained draws him deeper into a labyrinth of intrigue. Carter has the power to level humanity up by deciphering the legacy of an ancient civilization.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Characters
- By Steve on 03-24-24
By: Dan Sugralinov
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Eagle's Flight
- The Chronicles of Adalmearc, Book 1
- By: D.E. Olesen
- Narrated by: Adam Stubbs
- Length: 12 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 12
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9
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Story4 out of 5 stars 9
The noble houses gather to choose a new Lord Protector, sparking old rivalries. If they can't agree, civil war looms. That is if foreign kingdoms don't smell blood in the water and invade first. Lord Vale wants to take up the mantle, spurred by his ambitious brother Konstans. Lord Isarn likewise seeks this power. He is aided–or thwarted–by the return of his brother, the knight and war hero Athelstan, whose squire, Brand, hopes to restore his family’s fortunes no matter the cost.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Courtly intrigue
- By Michael on 02-06-24
By: D.E. Olesen
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Violence & Vigilance
- Turesia Untamed, Book 1
- By: David T List
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters
- Length: 32 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 5
Irdessa the Undying, a renowned arena fighter in Fohrvylda, has escaped imprisonment but at great cost. Broken and alone, she must outwit and outfight her pursuers. Basalt Kale, a failed Consonant monk of the lowest order, embarks on a quest to improve Ausgan but discovers vile secrets of his order that he cannot abide. The heathens of Fohrvylda amass ships and beasts of war to sail the Faithless Sea and assault the monks of Ausgan, who will greet the steel-bearing invaders with elemental destruction.
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4 out of 5 stars
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I need more!!💜
- By Tammy B on 03-17-24
By: David T List
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Resurrected as a Drow
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Ella Meruha, Evan Jordan
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 12
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 11
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Story4 out of 5 stars 11
The women who summoned me are in dire need. Their House has been raided, their family decimated, and they are out for revenge. So, if I can help them get their vengeance, I could potentially be adopted by this House and increase my standing in this cutthroat world. And this group of beautifully evil priestesses will also need help making children to replenish their numbers.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Ella's voice choices
- By Charles Howard on 02-22-24
By: Logan Jacobs
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Dressed to Kill: A Monster Seamstress LitRPG
- Dressed to Kill, Book 1
- By: Crown Fall
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 91
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 76
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 76
In an impoverished border town with a population dwindling as fast as hope, Gwen Tailor aims to change things. She is a daughter of the Seamstress class, drawing on the bloodline skills of her mother, who stitches with a speed that veers into the realm of magic. An awesome feat. But armed with a giant piercing needle, Gwen is more than a seamstress. To save her people from extinction and create a pattern all her own for survival, she must be a monster slayer. In the core of the town is the dungeon, a deep-pitted breeding ground. Gwen is going where the monsters dwell.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Really good voice acting, solid story
- By Christopher Huisjen on 02-05-24
By: Crown Fall
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Werewolf Knight
- By: Eric Vall
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Jack Douglas
- Length: 12 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 7
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 6
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Story5 out of 5 stars 6
A newcomer hath arrived from the faraway land of ‘New Jersey’ to our noble kingdom of Lupercalia. Hank Baker, chosen by the Moon Goddess Herself to serve as Her knight champion! Transported here across vast distances by Her blessing, Hank, alone among red-blooded commoners, possesses the gift of were-shifting to battle the endless hordes of monsters, recover the lost treasures of the realm, and bed the most comely womenfolk.
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5 out of 5 stars
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very fun and fast paced story
- By JJP on 02-26-24
By: Eric Vall
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First of His Kind
- Sidus Series #1
- By: Dan Sugralinov
- Narrated by: Brian Wiggins
- Length: 11 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 11
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 11
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 11
In Sidus, notoriety comes with danger, and every enhancement is a double-edged sword. Betrayed by his species, his family dissolved, Carter Riley is the quintessential underdog turned unwilling pioneer. As the first human to interface with the legacy of an ancient race, he is thrust into the heart of the Sidus system—a game-like reality where his every move is monitored, and every level gained draws him deeper into a labyrinth of intrigue. Carter has the power to level humanity up by deciphering the legacy of an ancient civilization.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Characters
- By Steve on 03-24-24
By: Dan Sugralinov
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The Knightpunk Code
- A Superhero Origin High Fantasy Mashup
- By: Kory Shen
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 11 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 13
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 12
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 12
In a land ruled by armor, the iron man is king. Jakson the thief holds no love for the throne. His half-brother, the crown prince, hates him. His father, the king, refuses to acknowledge him. He is at home on the streets as a trickster and rogue. Yet he dreams of knighthood. For armor is power, and the king's knights wield the strongest steel. A desperate gamble leads Jakson to an otherworldly artifact: armor from another age. His discovery propels him into a deadly game of knights, a game of treachery, violence, and corruption. Threats arise from beyond the kingdom and from within. Allies ...
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4 out of 5 stars
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Start to a good series
- By Charles turner on 01-31-24
By: Kory Shen
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King of Superheroes
- By: Eric Vall
- Narrated by: Ella Meruha, Evan Jordan
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 13
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 11
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 11
In a world where a fraction of the population activates a super power, I was just hoping for a semi-cool ability, something to get me out of my mundane job and life. Then, during my long-awaited activation, I unleashed not just one power, but multiple. Which was basically unheard of and meant I was something called an Omega. But the last Omega went crazy with power, so not everyone was welcoming when I showed up at the Super Academy in Miami.
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5 out of 5 stars
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First this book is as good any of Eric Vall’s other books
- By Dan on 02-09-24
By: Eric Vall
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A Guide to Demonic Ascension
- The Guide to Demonic Ascension Series, Book 1
- By: Tim Saian
- Narrated by: Justin Price
- Length: 11 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 44
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 34
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Story4 out of 5 stars 34
Reais, a fractured abyss ruled by thousands of contesting Demon Lords no stranger to chaos, happens to be the birth place of a new chaos, a new threat. Punished for disbelief in a mortal life, a soul curses Deities for its unfair imprisonment and psychological torture. Set free by witless demons, this soul sees an opportunity for vengeance.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Awesome
- By Justin on 06-13-23
By: Tim Saian
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Blood Shaper
- The Splintered Five Saga (Outworlder's Blood, Book 1)
- By: WillPowah
- Narrated by: Eric Bryan Moore
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 93
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 71
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 71
Kay's life takes an unexpected turn when he is transported to a mysterious world brimming with unfamiliar skills, classes, and a system. As he struggles to comprehend his new reality, he discovers a unique class that’s never been seen before—a powerful new form of blood magic that allows him to shape and manipulate the life force coursing through his veins. But the powers that be view Kay as a threat to their authority and dominance and are more than happy to eliminate him to maintain the status quo.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Bad
- By Burnt Taco Meat on 10-09-23
By: WillPowah
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The Amazing Adventures of Heroic Man's Brother
- By: Chris von Halle
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall0 out of 5 stars 0
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Performance0 out of 5 stars 0
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Story0 out of 5 stars 0
It’s a bird…It’s a plane…It’s a truly sublime, incredibly heroic, inconceivably sexy, out-of-this-world superhumanly muscular ass!Norm “Run-of-the-Mill” Stevens has always lived in the shadow of his older brother, Tom, publicly known as Heroic Man, The Intrepid Heroic Man, The Gallant Heroic Man, among other names. The crime-fighting superhero possesses the full spectrum of superhuman powers—super strength, speed, flight, and, of course, that truly sublime, superhumanly muscular ass of his, which has become an icon of an adoring city.Meanwhile, Norm’s genius goes entirely ...
By: Chris von Halle
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Symbiote Wars
- By: J.N. Chaney, Chris Kennedy
- Narrated by: Jeffrey Kafer
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 23
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 22
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 22
James Sutton was an average guy—he couldn’t afford college and didn’t really know what he wanted to do with his life. But when his sister Holly goes missing, he finds out he’s been living in a fantasy: An alien really did land in Roswell and the US has had a secret alliance with them ever since. They are symbiotes—capable of bonding with hosts, enhancing their strength, agility, and stamina. Now mankind finds itself in the middle of an alien civil war between two symbiote factions—those who would be our allies…and those who would subjugate us into slavery.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great start to a new series!
- By Chuck on 03-26-24
By: J.N. Chaney, and others
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Red Light Hero
- A Superhero Dark Fantasy
- By: Kory Shen
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 9 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 10
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 9
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9
One night with a superpowered babe. Alan Star thinks he's the luckiest guy in the world, but fantasy turns into nightmare when a late-night meetup with a heroine turns deadly. To the dismay of the powers-in-charge, Alan has stumbled upon the dirty truth behind the squeaky-clean image of the hero business. Soon, everyone from government black ops to angry superpowered flames want to shut him up. Permanently. With nowhere else to run, Alan escapes to the one place that the heroes won't go: the underground world of a fabled hero-killer. There, he discovers the key to becoming the greatest hero...
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5 out of 5 stars
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This was actually pretty good
- By Glenn on 02-27-24
By: Kory Shen
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A Tale of Tail Brushing
- A Heartwarming Quest of Sword Thrusts and Head Strokes
- By: Kirk Mason
- Narrated by: Savannah Thomas
- Length: 7 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 34
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 28
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 28
The best part about being a knight is the peaceful treks across rolling hills, with nothing but gentle winds and bubbling streams for company. Unfortunately, Richard's next quest breaks that solitude. He needs to gain entry into the fabled Clawmire, and only a flighty catgirl heading the opposite way can help him. Ida is snooty and feral in equal measure. When she hunts, the wildness in her eyes ignites something inside him. When she cooks, his stomach sings an orchestra. And when she leaps into the trees wearing that short purple dress, well, a gentleman does his best not to look up.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Tsundere Catgirl
- By Robert OToole on 02-01-24
By: Kirk Mason
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Goblin Apocalypse
- Armageddon of the Greenskins, Book 1
- By: Sean Hall
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 10 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 21
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 15
Loren Oldrych is just a goblin from Kilahead, living a simple life of hunting and avoiding beasts. While out on a hunting trip, he wakes up to find his world’s been turned upside down. A strange entity calling itself a Guardian tells Loren that his world’s been destroyed. What’s Loren to do now? As he goes on a journey to find out what happened to his friends and family, Loren battles monsters, squabbles with orcs, and near-death situations become part of his routine. But every defeated monster and each completed quest means Loren gets stronger, and his mana shoots up.
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3 out of 5 stars
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can't force myself to finish, honest review
- By Joey dito on 10-28-23
By: Sean Hall
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Kill or Die, Book 1
- By: Alex Toxic, Monty Cantsin - translator
- Narrated by: Peter Verbena
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 3
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 2
At fourteen I was crowned champion of the VR Gladiator Games. By eighteen I was unloading junk at a warehouse without a penny to my name. Girls used to chase me. Now they wrinkle their noses in disgust. Life has given me a chance to make a comeback. But in this game, it's either triumph or perish!
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5 out of 5 stars
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Amazing
- By Kayn Void on 04-11-24
By: Alex Toxic, and others
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Shanghai Immortal
- By: A.Y. Chao
- Narrated by: Mei Mei Macleod, A.Y. Chao
- Length: 10 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall0 out of 5 stars 0
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Performance0 out of 5 stars 0
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Story0 out of 5 stars 0
Pawned by her mother to the King of Hell as a child, Lady Jing is half-vampire, half-hulijing fox-spirit, and all sasshole. As the King's ward, she has spent the past ninety years running errands, dodging the taunts of the spiteful hulijing courtiers, and trying to control her explosive temper—with varying levels of success. So when Jing overhears the courtiers plotting to steal a priceless dragon pearl from the King, she seizes her chance to expose them, once and for all.
By: A.Y. Chao
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UNDYING QUEEN - BOOK TWO
- The World Without Arkhalla
- By: ARAHOM RADJAH, ABRAHAM KAWA
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 9 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance2 out of 5 stars 1
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1
Arkhalla was the most powerful woman on earth. An undying queen feasting on blood, she ruled a nation feared across the ancient lands of Sumer; her only weakness a still all-too-human heart. And now she is dead. In the wake of the almighty queen’s fall, the Sumerian kingdoms are rocked by chaos as Bel, Arkhalla’s lover-turned-betrayer goes to war against the ambitious councilor Lord Sin, who is allied with Nimrod, the vengeance-seeking human king of Akkad. Around them revolve characters both familiar and new, from Narama, the Undying Huntress of Men, to Nimrod’s daughter Aisyah, ...
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fantastic Story
- By smokeluvmomma on 02-18-24
By: ARAHOM RADJAH, and others
What listeners say about My Three-Year-Old Is a Barbarian and Other Parenting Problems
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- Shay
- 02-17-24
Fun-tasy
A funny book made even funnier by a fantastic audiobook narrator. She does great accents and gives a distinct personality to each of the characters. You can tell how much fun she had with the narration.
The book follows a distinct cast of characters you aren’t going to find anywhere else. A three year old trapped in an adult barbarian king’s body. An evil necromancer king who is embarrassed by his proud mama who just wants to cheer him on. A girl who uses photographic evidence of a magical realm to become an Instagram influencer. It’s a cool genre blend about average modern day people who find themselves body swapped and realm swapped with a gang of fantasy heroes. It’s fun watching all the different characters and pieces come together around the plot in a cohesive way.
The book doesn’t take itself too seriously either, and that makes space for plenty of jokes and references to slip in when you least expect it. The author does a great job subverting expectations and getting a laugh out of you over all the little details.
This book is just fun. If you like fantasy and comedy, this is the book to read/listen to.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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Story4 out of 5 stars
- Athena (OneReadingNurse)
- 02-09-24
hilarious story
This is so much fun and the narrator is absolutely amazing. I am not a fan of kids and she did a great job bringing out how annoying they are, plus a ton of other accents and fun things.
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