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My Life and Other Weaponised Muffins
- Tom Weekly, Book 5
- Narrated by: Stig Wemyss
- Length: 2 hrs and 54 mins
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Publisher's summary
I'm Tom Weekly and eating is my favourite sport.
My mum's raspberry muffins are weapons of minor destruction. I've been trapped inside a runaway car on a trip to buy ice cream. I accidentally invented meatball bungee. And my recipe for chocolate mousse has a secret ingredient that you don't even want to know.
What would you rather do?
1. Ride a shark or a rhino?
2. Kiss a dog or a cat?
3. Needle in the eye or bum set on fire?
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