Motherhood and Hollywood

How to Get a Job Like Mine

By: Patricia Heaton

Narrated by: Patricia Heaton

Length: 4 hrs and 50 mins

Publisher's summary

“The really important things in life are your family and friends. And what will people say about you at your funeral - that you won an Emmy once, or that you were a good person, kind and generous? Well, as for me, I hope it's the latter. And the fact that I recently commissioned an Emmy-shaped coffin just eliminates the need for anyone to bring it up.”

Everybody knows that Patricia Heaton plays the hilarious, wise, and tempestuous married-with-kids everywoman on Everybody Loves Raymond. What they might not know is that in real life, she is married, has four boys under eight years old, and is just as funny offscreen as on.

Motherhood and Hollywood is Patricia Heaton’s humorous and poignant collection of essays on life, love, marriage, child-rearing, show business, having parents, being a parent, spousal rage, surviving fame, success, and the shame of underarm flab. She is warm, witty, and refreshingly irreverent.

Heaton grew up in suburban Cleveland, one of five children of devout Roman Catholic parents. Her father was a noted sportswriter for The Plain Dealer; her mother died suddenly and unexpectedly when Heaton was 12. Love, fast food, and an unflagging sense of humor held the clan together and propelled Patricia on a showbiz career that began with hilariously nightmarish struggles in New York, eventually leading to a triumphant move to Los Angeles.

In Motherhood and Hollywood, Patricia Heaton pours out her heart and minces no words. She’s taking all prisoners for cookies and a glass of Jack Daniel’s and diet ginger ale. Laughter ensues.

©2002 Patricia Heaton (P)2018 Random House Audio

Critic reviews

“Has that glorious combination of down-to-earth frankness and sly sense of humor that makes it a gas to read. Grade: A.” (Entertainment Weekly)

“Funny and clever, bawdy and verbally fearless.” (The Washington Post)

“Engaging, effervescent.... An upbeat memoir that doesn’t obsess about the rough times but instead is beguilingly sensible and wise about what’s important: the author’s family, faith, and craft.... An invigorating breath of fresh air.” (Kirkus Reviews)

Fast Read.

Great read. I felt the book came from pieces of journaling her life in a nutshell. Remenicing on her life up to where she got to be in her acting career, having her own family, being a mom and separating her life from acting.

Enjoyable read!

This was a great way to spend a rainy afternoon. Funny and interesting and at the same time completely real.

Love Her

Such a great story, great personality and a fun, fun story teller !
I definitely recommend this book!