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- Narrated by: Nick Offerman, Patrick Stewart, Alia Shawkat, Elliot Page, Jane Lynch, John Waters, Anjelica Huston, Wendell Pierce, Mike Birbiglia, Rachel Dratch, Matt Walsh, Nicole Byer, Harry Goaz, Aisling Bea, Gary Anthony Williams
- Length: 3 hrs and 25 mins
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Publisher's summary
2020 Audie Award, Humor
Nick Offerman and his posse of high-profile guests present this series of 12 short stories written in the style of classic kid’s tales, but with a decidedly adult approach.
If children's literature is any guide, we should all be able to magically fall asleep simply by saying goodnight to the things we can see from our beds. But any adult knows that our work anxieties and shameful memories would rather stay up all night and chat. That’s where Offerman and Co. come in—with clever and occasionally downright dark parodies of the classic kids genre. What really happened after Snow White died, from the perspective of the one medically trained dwarf? A naive wizard professor reports back from the trenches of an underprivileged school of magic. A middle-aged man is haunted by the voices of his own aging body. The stories will make you laugh, cry and probably squirm a little.
Performers include: Patrick Stewart, Alia Shawkat, Jane Lynch, Aparna Nancherla, Harry Goaz, Mike Birbiglia, Ellen Page, Rachel Dratch, Gary Anthony Williams, Nicole Byer, and Matt Walsh.
Please note that this audiobook contains explicit content.
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In this award-winning Audible Studios production, Trevor Noah tells his wild coming-of-age tale during the twilight of apartheid in South Africa. It’s a story that begins with his mother throwing him from a moving van to save him from a potentially fatal dispute with gangsters, then follows the budding comedian’s path to self-discovery through episodes both poignant and comical.
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Two years after successfully melting down the top secret sperm bank under the Space Needle, the CLITO collective (Community of Lesbians Inclusive To Others) is thriving on their newly acquired private island, Lesbos 2. All is well in their queer utopia. Or is it? Investigative reporter Sarah Keebler (Sarah Steele) is piecing together the crew's previous heist for her bombshell true-crime podcast–and getting dangerously close to the truth.
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More like this please
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Two years after successfully melting down the top secret sperm bank under the Space Needle, the CLITO collective (Community of Lesbians Inclusive To Others) is thriving on their newly acquired private island, Lesbos 2. All is well in their queer utopia. Or is it? Investigative reporter Sarah Keebler (Sarah Steele) is piecing together the crew's previous heist for her bombshell true-crime podcast–and getting dangerously close to the truth.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More like this please
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They just throw the facts too fast
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Lesbian Fae Poetry meanderings
- By Ed Pegg Jr on 10-04-19
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Rivals! Frenemies Who Changed the World
- By: Scott McCormick
- Narrated by: Prentice Onayemi, Samantha Turret, Khristine Hvam, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 21,671
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 19,453
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 19,376
Did you know that most of our dinosaur fossils were discovered because two grown men absolutely hated each other? It’s true! Rivals! Frenemies Who Changed the World is a riotous audio exclusive, like if Monty Python taught your history class. Each volume of four 30-minute histories will dig into the petty name-calling and grumbling grudges that led to many of the world’s greatest advancements, all delivered with a cheeky sense of humor. Choose sides: Cope or Marsh, the jerks who discovered so many dinosaurs; Hamilton or Burr, whose rivalry fueled American politics; and many more....
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4 out of 5 stars
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Warning for parents...
- By Jetjaguar15 on 07-08-19
By: Scott McCormick
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Where the Deer and the Antelope Play
- The Pastoral Observations of One Ignorant American Who Loves to Walk Outside
- By: Nick Offerman
- Narrated by: Nick Offerman
- Length: 11 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,243
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,013
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,001
A humorous and rousing set of literal and figurative sojourns as well as a mission statement about comprehending, protecting, and truly experiencing the outdoors, fueled by three journeys undertaken by actor, humorist, and New York Times best-selling author Nick Offerman
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1 out of 5 stars
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By far his worst work to date.
- By Aron on 10-21-21
By: Nick Offerman
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How to Date Your Dragon
- By: Molly Harper
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi, Jonathan Davis
- Length: 6 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 20,991
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 19,388
Concerned that technology is about to chase mythological creatures out into the open (how long can Sasquatch stay hidden from Google maps?), the League for Interspecies Cooperation is sending Jillian to Louisiana on a fact-finding mission. While the League hopes to hold on to secrecy for a little bit longer, they're preparing for the worst in terms of human reactions. They need a plan, so they look to Mystic Bayou, a tiny town hidden in the swamp where humans and supernatural residents have been living in harmony for generations.
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5 out of 5 stars
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As someone from Louisiana...
- By Kristi on 02-13-18
By: Molly Harper
What listeners say about More Bedtime Stories for Cynics
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- Kanga Mom
- 05-03-19
Quirky and Enjoyable
Excellent production of stories in the same vein as "A Boy and His Dog". LOVED the high quality of narrators. Could there EVER be a better voice than Anjelica Huston? There's truth in the stories, too: Rage is the cause of all real and lasting change!
This audiobook is short enough to make a long drive more bearable, or play the stories a few at a time for commute listening.
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- Bella
- 05-07-19
The stories were really fun !
I had a great time listening to these stories. They were hilarious. I would recommend this book to everyone not only cynics.
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- VeraLupe
- 05-06-19
Funny!
This is a very entertaining compilation. Can be considered a bit grim for some but just the right amount of amusing for some others. I loved it!
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- Kiera Fox
- 05-08-19
My Favorite was Nick Offerman's Intro to the Dog
Great fun!
Then stories took weird turns and twists that were captivating and made walking my dog even more FUN!
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- Luiso
- 05-15-19
I thoroughly enjoyed this book
I definitely recommend this book: both entertaining and fun. Please keep away from children ages 35 and under 😋
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- Andy S
- 05-10-19
AMAZING!
The narration was more like voice acting. The sound effects made it so immersive. the stories were hilarious and relaxing at the same time. If i could, I would show this to everyone I know. good to listen to during the day and when going to sleep.
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- Antony
- 05-07-19
great performance
The narators brought the short stories to live and made the imagery very real and exciting
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- moosky moscovith
- 05-31-19
This is the best book ever!
This may really be the best thing I have heard on Audible, no scratch that, the best thing I have ever heard PERIOD! The book consists several stories narrated by different famous cynics, with presentations and interludes to each story by the one and only, Ron Swanson! (Ron keeps calling himself Nick Offerman for some reason, but he can't fool me). The stories themselves are all cynical and realistic takes on famous children fantasy stories, or some original thoughts and feeling someone wrote.
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- Amazon Customer
- 05-21-19
Very funny and entertaining
super entertaining, great performances ..I never found a boring story while listening to this audio book
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- Daniel Cheshire
- 05-11-19
Nick Offerman is a national treasure.
This was a fun listen... lots of talent reading some sometimes shocking stories. Probably not everyone’s cup of tea, but if you’ve got a taste for the irreverent the I think it’s worth your time.
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