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Monster Fart Wars II
- Farts vs. Boogers, Book 2
- Narrated by: Will Tulin
- Length: 34 mins
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Publisher's Summary
It was a glorious day. Farts had signed a peace treaty with the Burps. The celebration included fart bubbles and confartti flying from the gassiest hills on Fartville. Trumpets blasted out of butts. Farts shook hands with Burps. Everybody was happy until a new invader came flying from the sky. They were snotty, gooey, slimy Boogers that would stop at nothing until they controlled Gas Mountain. Whoever controls the fart gasses, controls it all.
Can Mayor Donald Fart and his Monster Farts defeat the evil wizard, Severe Cold, and his Booger minions, in the second epic Monster Fart Wars battle?
If you love farts, boogers, burps, and pimples, then you do not want to miss Monster Fart Wars II. A can't-stop-laughing middle-school book that will make you feel just gross!
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- Eliza
- 03-09-21
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I HATE THIS STORY ITS SO GROSS I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT AND IT SUCKS AND SO DID THE LAST BOOK AND THE NEXT ONE WILL PROBABLY BE GROSS TOO UGH WORST BOOK EVER UGH EW
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- Pauly G
- 05-15-17
Funny Ride. Loved the story!
What did you love best about Monster Fart Wars II?
Action Packed Funny Adventure---couldn't stop laughing!!!!
What did you like best about this story?
All the FARTS running for cover!
What about Will Tulin’s performance did you like?
Donald Fart at FartBucks!!
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Donald FART V. SEVERE COLD----EPIC BATTLE!!
Any additional comments?
Book reminded me of Captain Underpants--loved it!
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- Horencia T
- 05-15-17
Suspense + Funny=Boss!
Would you listen to Monster Fart Wars II again? Why?
Captain Underpants Style Adventure! (move over!!)
What was one of the most memorable moments of Monster Fart Wars II?
FART coming through!
Which scene was your favorite?
Deputy Willard running away ha!
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Captain Underpants+ BOSS BABY IN ONE!!
Any additional comments?
Funny AF!!
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- Bradley C
- 05-15-17
Love Shah's books---So funny and gross
Where does Monster Fart Wars II rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
Great Farty! Adventure!
What other book might you compare Monster Fart Wars II to and why?
Fart Quake AGAIN!!
Which character – as performed by Will Tulin – was your favorite?
Monster Farty pants going at it!
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
I havent read a story this FUNNY in a while
Any additional comments?
FARTY COOL
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- Michael Martirena
- 05-15-17
Pretty Sweet Read
Would you consider the audio edition of Monster Fart Wars II to be better than the print version?
Got the print book too
What was one of the most memorable moments of Monster Fart Wars II?
Monster Butt Fight Scene!
Which character – as performed by Will Tulin – was your favorite?
When Dale Burps Comes through!!
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
I Hope there is a part 2
Any additional comments?
Plot is good. Didn't once think about anything else.
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- Anthony P
- 05-15-17
Boogers Invading and plotting to take over---wow!
Where does Monster Fart Wars II rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
GROSSSS but funniest book ever
What did you like best about this story?
MS. EYE BOOGER!!!
What about Will Tulin’s performance did you like?
Monster Pepporoni FART appearance
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Captain Underpants feel.TOO FUNNY
Any additional comments?
Shah did it again.
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- Javier T
- 05-12-17
Fartyyy Battle Ending!
Where does Monster Fart Wars II rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
Sweet FartVille
What was one of the most memorable moments of Monster Fart Wars II?
boogers coming alive
What does Will Tulin bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Donald FART at the beginning was great
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Just awesome. I WANT MORE!
Any additional comments?
Want a GOOD LAUGH?--Listen to this!!!
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- Ivon G
- 05-12-17
Shah Characters are amazing!
If you could sum up Monster Fart Wars II in three words, what would they be?
Farts Slaying Boogers!! Haha
What other book might you compare Monster Fart Wars II to and why?
FARTS BEING invaded
Have you listened to any of Will Tulin’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Rumbly Fart and Deputy Willard dude!
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Great written book.
Any additional comments?
Funny 30 min listen.Great for train rides
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- Katie P
- 05-12-17
Adults (I mean kids) LOVE this book!
What did you love best about Monster Fart Wars II?
My Kids loved it
What did you like best about this story?
Flying BOOGERS
What does Will Tulin bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
The Acid Burps getting it!-Ha
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Loved THE FART BATTLE AT THE END
Any additional comments?
FANS OF FARTS GOING TO LOVE THIS
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- Edward Lopez
- 05-12-17
Action packed Gross Humor-Loved it Boogers v. Fart
Would you listen to Monster Fart Wars II again? Why?
Funny Suspense all the way!
What did you like best about this story?
BOOGER MINIONS
Which character – as performed by Will Tulin – was your favorite?
The Gym Cheesecutter scene haha
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Very descrpitive I could see the charcters
Any additional comments?
DONALD FART is at WAR!!!