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Monster Fart Wars
- Farts vs. Burps, Book 1
- Narrated by: Will Tulin
- Length: 37 mins
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It dead, Freedom and Lost
- By Dennis on 11-18-20
By: Paul Ibbetson
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Sara, Book 1
- Sara Learns the Secret about the 'Law of Attraction'
- By: Esther Hicks
- Narrated by: Jerry Hicks
- Length: 3 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 510
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 412
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This unabridged audiobook offers you, the listener, a thoughtful and inspired formula for generating appreciation, happiness, and good feelings - deftly blended into the uplifting story of a plucky, inquisitive girl named Sara and her teacher, an ethereal owl named Solomon. There's something in Sara for any child, adult, or teen pursuing joy and meaning...and searching for answers about life, death, and the desires of the heart.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Greatly Improve Life
- By Chris Boyett on 03-04-10
By: Esther Hicks
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Winter's Rising
- Dystance, Book 1
- By: Mark Tufo
- Narrated by: Sean Runnette
- Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 823
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 779
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 773
From birth to death, The War is all the citizens of Dystance know. As children it is drilled into their heads that war is the purpose behind all existence. Winter doesn't agree. She's stumbled across remnants of life the way it was before The War began, and now she longs to be as free as her ancestors. With help from her best friend Cedar and the boy she is forbidden to love, Tallow. She believes she can do it. Winter can see a life beyond the Pickets, beyond the constant hunger and the threat of death, beyond the war machine.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Unbelievable, melodramatic romance.
- By Lynn A Blankenship on 03-28-19
By: Mark Tufo
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Out of This World
- By: Douglas E. Richards
- Narrated by: Josh Hurley
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 43
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 37
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 37
To save their parents, they will have to travel to unknown worlds. Too bad the natives on each world all seem to want them dead. Zachary and Jenna Lane are a brother and sister pair who would much rather tease and trick each other than work together. But when their parents vanish before their eyes through a mysterious shimmering portal, the two kids join forces and venture through a series of fantastic worlds in an effort to rescue them.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Can't wait to share this with my grandkids!
- By Kindle Customer on 10-23-21
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Horror, Humor, And Heroes
- By: Jim Bernheimer
- Narrated by: Jeffrey Kafer
- Length: 5 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 73
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 67
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Story4 out of 5 stars 67
Horror, Humor, and Heroes is a collection of twelve short stories, one novella, and a preview for my next novel that should contain enough variety to entertain you readers. Sample some of my finest offerings, such as - a guardian wolf fearing the coming of man, a producer willing to do anything to bring the first pay per view live werewolf hunt to the world, and a zombie running for congress.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not bad but short stories shouldn't be this short.
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Jim Marlowe and his strange-looking Martian friend, Willis, are allowed to travel only so far. But one day Willis unwittingly tunes in to a treacherous plot that threatens all the colonists on Mars, and it sets Jim off on a terrifying adventure that could save - or destroy - them all.
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5 out of 5 stars
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RED PLANET--- by Robert A. Heinlein
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The Original Adventures of Hank the Cowdog
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- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,443
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,130
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,125
It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it. Guts, glory, danger, and sacrifice are all in a day's work for Hank the Cowdog, Head of Ranch Security. While investigating a murder on the ranch, Hank finds himself the number-one suspect.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hank: a timeless chuckle for families everywhere.
- By The Super-duper Amazing Silver Golem on 03-16-16
By: John R. Erickson
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Life's Golden Ticket
- A Story About Second Chances
- By: Brendon Burchard
- Narrated by: Richard Rohan
- Length: 6 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 974
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 880
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 883
What if you were handed a golden ticket that could magically start your life anew? That question is at the heart of Life's Golden Ticket. Brendon Burchard tells the story of a man who is so trapped in the prison of his past that he cannot see the possibilities, the choices, and the gifts before him.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wow! Amazing.
- By Guy H. on 01-07-17
By: Brendon Burchard
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Undertow
- By: Michael Buckley
- Narrated by: Jennifer Grace
- Length: 11 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 103
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 93
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Story4 out of 5 stars 94
When Lyric Walker was 14 years old, her life was turned upside down when she witnessed a world-changing event - the arrival of the Triton, a five-nation race of warrior merpeople who walked out of the sea and camped on the beaches of modern-day Coney Island. Suddenly her neighborhood was home to a new minority group numbering in the tens of thousands. But the Triton's arrival also revealed a shocking family secret: Her own mother was a mermaid.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I loved “Undertow” by Michael Buckley.
- By love2dazzle on 11-13-17
By: Michael Buckley
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The Fat Man
- A Tale of North Pole Noir
- By: Ken Harmon
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 100
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 81
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Story4 out of 5 stars 81
Fired from his longtime job as captain of the Coal Patrol, two-foot-three-inch, 1,300-year-old elf Gumdrop Coal is angry. He's one of Santa's original elves, inspired by the fat man's vision to bring joy to children on that one special day each year. But somewhere along the way, things went sour for Gumdrop. Maybe it was delivering one too many lumps of coal for the Naughty List. Maybe it's the conspiracy against Christmas that he's starting to sense down every chimney.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fantastic Holiday Listen
- By PastorJim on 12-17-10
By: Ken Harmon
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A Boy Called Christmas Movie Tie-In Edition
- By: Matt Haig
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- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 540
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 458
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 455
Eleven-year-old Nikolas - nicknamed "Christmas" - has received only one toy in his life: a doll carved out of a turnip. But he's happy with his turnip doll, because it came from his parents, who love him. Then one day his father goes missing, and Nikolas must travel to the North Pole to save him. Along the way Nikolas befriends a surly reindeer, bests a troublesome troll, and discovers a hidden world of enchantment in the frozen village of Elfhelm.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wonderful magical story!
- By Twin Cities gal on 01-01-18
By: Matt Haig
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Tomorrow, When the War Began
- Tomorrow Series #1
- By: John Marsden
- Narrated by: Suzi Dougherty
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 885
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 632
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 633
While Ellie and her friends are away in the bush, the world changes. Suddenly they are in the toughest situations humans can confront, facing life and death decisions. They are thrown into a world where they find courage, initiative, spirit and wisdom, or they die.
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5 out of 5 stars
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BEST 4.99$ I EVER SPENT!!!!
- By Trj on 04-05-10
By: John Marsden
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The Event
- By: Nathan Hystad
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 6 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,250
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,066
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,063
Cities all around the world reported strange alien vessels descending. Some saw them as the heralds of a new age; others fired everything they had at them. All were taken as the beams lashed down and drew them into the sky. Dean was left behind, seemingly the last man on Earth. A trail of clues left by his dead wife guides Dean on a perilous journey across America and beyond to learn the truth behind the mysterious ships and save humanity from its doom.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Did not inspire me to get the next book.
- By MD on 12-13-18
By: Nathan Hystad
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Four-Four-Two
- By: Dean Hughes
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 6 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 61
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 51
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 51
Yuki Nakahara is an American. But it's the start of World War II, and America doesn't see it that way. Like many other Japanese Americans, Yuki and his family have been forced into an internment camp in the Utah desert. But Yuki isn't willing to sit back and accept this injustice - it's his country, too, and he's going to prove it by enlisting in the army to fight for the Allies.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Tough Story Of Prejudice, Devastation, Devotion
- By Gillian on 06-08-17
By: Dean Hughes
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Haroun and the Sea of Stories
- By: Salman Rushdie
- Narrated by: Neil Shah
- Length: 4 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 588
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 525
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Story4 out of 5 stars 522
Discover Haroun and the Sea of Stories, Salman Rushdie's classic fantasy novel. Set in an exotic eastern landscape peopled by magicians and fantastic talking animals, Salman Rushdie's classic children's novel Haroun and the Sea of Stories inhabits the same imaginative space as The Lord of the Rings, The Alchemist, and The Wizard of Oz.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great story and great story teller
- By marce on 05-22-18
By: Salman Rushdie
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