Momma n' Em Said

The Treasury of Southern Sayings

By: Tim Heaton

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Length: 3 hrs

Publisher's summary

This treasury of Southern sayings contains almost 2,000 expressions from over 400 contributors. Each is categorized to make it easy to find the perfect, and often hilarious, saying for any situation. GREETINGS: I ain’t seen you in a minute! YES: Sure as a cat's got climbing gear. NO: I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat’s ass in a phone booth. ON THE FAIR SEX: Everything she’s got is right on the showroom floor. INSULTS: If brains were leather, he wouldn’t have enough to saddle a June bug. GOOD ADVICE: A new broom sweeps clean, but an old one knows where the dirt is. FAIR WARNING: Don't let your bulldog mouth overload your hummingbird ass. MOMMA SAID: I brought you into this world - I'll take you out. GOODBYE: Don’t let the door hit ya' where the good Lord split ya'. WHAT THE READERS SAY ABOUT THE BOOK • "This book, although a bit bawdy at times, is entertaining no matter your heritage." • "The book is a light, comical and easy read exposing the true southern sayings we all remember our folks using here in the south." • "There are sayings for every life situation, sayings I grew up hearing, and ones that I'd never heard. Regardless, this book made me laugh out loud." • "If you pick it up you will not put it down! Three sayings in I yelled to my wife; "You gotta hear this one... " then, "Remember this one?..." • My favorites were, you smell like you want to be left alone, her hair looked like it caught on fire and was put out with a brick. Some laugh out loud sayings." • "One of the most truly funny and entertaining books. It's a coffee table keeper." • "Great southern sayings, never heard some & others that I had brought back wonderful memories." • "Loved it! Just what I was looking for. Lots of expressions that I had forgotten." • "Great sayings of the south. Brought back memories of childhood." • "If you are from the South or a transplant to the North-you will laugh and love this book."