Miss Switch's Bathsheba & The Cat Caper

What: Cat, name of Bathsheba Kind: Black Whose: Miss Switch’s Performance: Flies broomstick on her own, narrowly escaping the wicked witch, Saturna How tested: No known way to prove scientifically Or tested any other way as it turns up. This note is only what might have been, but was actually never written by Rupert B. Brown, ace Pepperdine Elementary School scientist as he did all his others, because he never saw Bathsheba flying a broomstick alone. Nor, for that matter did her owner, Miss Switch, the witch who happens to be also the most popular fifth and sixth-grade teacher ever at Pepperdine. No, this was a totally private Bathsheba enterprise. The only ones who knew about it were the two sad characters from the Oz books Bathsheba had come to help. Bathsheba’s lips are sealed as to the special broomstick-flying incantations, and only those who happen to come upon this report know that it even happened. She hopes and trusts that you will keep your lips sealed about this whole affair!