Meeting Women: A Guide to Picking Up Females in Any Situation
Magic Lamp Social Series, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Ted Delorme
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Dr. Nick Shoveen
About this listen
Yes, it is possible to pick up women at a funeral, and Nick Shoveen, PhD, author of the famous Female-to-English Dictionary: A Guide to Interpreting & Manipulating the Female Thought Process and How to Make a Porno Movie, explains the proper approach to use, and he speaks from experience.
If you're not comfortable trying to cut one out of the herd at a funeral, Dr. Shoveen also gives time-proven, successful methods to use at the market, the bookstore, the department store, a wedding, and many other places, plus general routines that can work anywhere.
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- 03-22-17
Very entertaining
It's a good chuckle. I think it is respectful and has some pretty good tips.
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