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Henry Mosley decides that he and his pals Riley and Reed need to go on some earth-shaking adventures and make a name for themselves. Henry is the mastermind; Riley’s the researcher who’s prepared for anything. And somehow fearful Reed always ends up with the scariest, craziest assignments.
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- 04-13-11
Had us Smiling!
A mild and humorous story of three friends wanting to make a name for themselves ( and capture the eyes of a few girls along the way) by performing outrageousfeats of daring. Rarely successful, these adventures take the boys to places full of wacky (mis)adventures and some SMELLY situations.
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- Dana Heavner
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One of the funniest books ever!
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- Lisa Riddle
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amazing
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Go Big or Go Home
- A Novel
- By: Will Hobbs
- Narrated by: Charles Carroll
- Length: 4 hrs and 23 mins
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Brady Steele watches in awe as a fireball comes crashing through the roof of his house. Brady immediately calls up his cousin, Quinn. They both love all things extreme, and this is the most extreme thing ever! Fred, as Brady names his space rock, turns out to be one of the rarest meteorites ever found. Brady is discovering he's able to do strange and wonderful feats that shouldn't be possible.But he's developing some frightening symptoms. Could he be infected with long-dormant microbes from space?
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Awesome and original
- By Natalie on 05-17-21
By: Will Hobbs
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The Good Samaritan Strikes Again
- By: Patrick McManus
- Narrated by: Norman Dietz
- Length: 5 hrs and 9 mins
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Let the world's funniest sportsman tickle your funny bone with quirky homespun stories and whimsical perspectives on life. Patrick F. McManus gently pokes fun at the oddities of sacred institutions like friendship, marriage, and even hunting and fishing. Soon his crazy theories start making sense, and you know you've crossed the border into McManus country, where life is a little lighter - and much more amusing.
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Positive, clean, funny stories - brighten your day
- By Diana on 01-11-14
By: Patrick McManus
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The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
- Squirrel Meets World
- By: Shannon Hale, Dean Hale
- Narrated by: Abigail Revasch, Tara Sands
- Length: 7 hrs and 53 mins
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A middle-grade audiobook novel telling an original "tail" of Marvel's cute, quirky, and downright furry super heroine - Squirrel Girl!
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Most Awesome for Kids
- By Sheila on 10-29-17
By: Shannon Hale, and others
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The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl: 2 Fuzzy, 2 Furious
- By: Shannon Hale, Dean Hale
- Narrated by: Abigail Revasch, Tara Sands
- Length: 8 hrs and 20 mins
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After foiling the nefarious plot of an amateur supervillain, Squirrel Girl is finally finding her groove - and group texting with the Avengers, like, all the time. Doreen, on the other hand, is still trying to navigate friendships, evil teachers, and all the pitfalls that come with middle school. (Seriously, it's complicated.)
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it is a great book to listen
- By Jon R. on 03-19-18
By: Shannon Hale, and others
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Acceleration
- By: Graham McNamee
- Narrated by: Scott Brick
- Length: 5 hrs and 38 mins
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It's a hot, hot summer, and in the depths of the Toronto Transit Authority's Lost and Found, 17-year-old Duncan is cataloging lost things and sifting through accumulated junk. And between Jacob, the cranky old man who runs the place, and the endless dusty boxes overflowing with stuff no one will ever claim, Duncan's just about had enough. Then he finds a little leather book. It's a diary filled with the dark and dirty secrets of a twisted mind, a serial killer stalking his prey in the subway. And Duncan can't make himself stop reading.
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4 ½ stars.
- By Jane on 03-06-13
By: Graham McNamee
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Operation Yes
- By: Sara Lewis Holmes
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
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No one in her sixth-grade class knows quite what to make of Ms. Loupe, with her short hair, her taped square "stage" on the floor, and her interest in improvisational theatre. After all, their school is on an Air Force base - a place that values discipline more than improv. But her students soon come to love her fresh approach; and when her dear brother goes missing in Afghanistan, and Ms. Loupe herself breaks down, they band together to support their teacher.
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Theatre is under a new light
- By HazyDays on 10-14-16
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The Candy Shop War
- By: Brandon Mull
- Narrated by: Emily Janice Card
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
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Welcome to the Sweet Tooth Ice Cream & Candy Shoppe, where the confections are a bit on the... unusual side. Rock candy that makes you weightless. Jawbreakers that make you unbreakable. Chocolate balls that make you a master of disguise. Four young friends - Nate, Summer, Trevor, and Pigeon - meet the grandmotherly Mrs. White, owner of the Sweet Tooth, and soon learn about the magical side effects of her candies.
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Entertaining for grade schoolers and their parents
- By D.R. on 07-08-13
By: Brandon Mull
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Tumble & Blue
- By: Cassie Beasley
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
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When the red moon rises over the heart of the Okefenokee swamp, legend says that the mysterious golden gator Munch will grant good luck to the poor soul foolish enough to face him. But in 1817, when two fools reach him at the same time, the night's fate is split. With disastrous consequences for both...and their descendants. Half of the descendants have great fates, and the other half have terrible ones. Now Tumble Wilson and Blue Montgomery are determined to fix their ancestors' mistakes.
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Amizing
- By Awesome on 11-04-19
By: Cassie Beasley
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Rubber Legs and White Tail-Hairs
- By: Patrick McManus
- Narrated by: Norman Dietz
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
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America's most hilarious sportsman returns with this collection of insights about youth, the great outdoors, and the philosophy of fileting fish. When best-selling author Patrick McManus looks at a subject, you're sure to come away with an outrageously new perspective.
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Laughed so hard I cried!
- By Kindle Customer on 04-05-12
By: Patrick McManus
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The Alex Crow
- By: Andrew Smith
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
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Once again blending multiple story strands that transcend time and place, Grasshopper Jungle author Andrew Smith tells the story of 15-year-old Ariel, a refugee from the Middle East who is the sole survivor of an attack on his small village. Now living with an adoptive family in Sunday, West Virginia, Ariel's story of his summer at a boys' camp for tech detox is juxtaposed against those of a schizophrenic bomber and the diaries of a failed arctic expedition from the late 19th century.
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Funny but bizarre story read by a fantastic narrat
- By Benjamin McIntyre-Coble on 03-19-15
By: Andrew Smith
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Summer of Night
- By: Dan Simmons
- Narrated by: Dan John Miller
- Length: 22 hrs and 2 mins
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It’s the summer of 1960 and in the small town of Elm Haven, Illinois, five twelve-year-old boys are forging the powerful bonds that a lifetime of change will not break. From sunset bike rides to shaded hiding places in the woods, the boys’ days are marked by all of the secrets and silences of an idyllic childhood. But amid the sun-drenched cornfields, their loyalty will be pitilessly tested.