Man Made

A Stupid Quest for Masculinity

De: Joel Stein

Narrado por: Joel Stein

The smudge looked suspiciously penis- like. The doctor confirmed: "That's the baby's penis!" which caused not celebration, but panic. Joel pictured having to go camping and fix a car and use a hammer and throw a football and watch professionals throw footballs and figure out whether to be sad or happy about the results of said football throwing.

So begins his quest to confront his effete nature whether he likes it or not (he doesn't), by doing a twenty-four-hour shift with L.A. firefighters, going hunting, rebuilding a house, driving a Lamborghini, enduring three days of boot camp with the U.S. Army, day-trading with $100,000, and going into the ring with UFC Hall of Famer Randy Couture. Seeking help from a panel of experts, including his manly father-in-law, Boy Scouts, former NFL star Warren Sapp, former MLB All-Star Shawn Green, Adam Carolla, and a pit bull named Hercules, he expects to learn that masculinity is defined not by the size of his muscles, but by the size of his heart (also, technically, a muscle). This is not at all what he learns.

I wanted to like it more

Is there anything you would change about this book?

I think the author has a delivery which is better read than spoken. He knows he's funny, so he rushes through the funny lines .. they would be more effective in print than voice, or perhaps narrated by someone else.

Would you be willing to try another book from Joel Stein? Why or why not?

Yes - I enjoyed the topic and the story.

Would you listen to another book narrated by Joel Stein?

Not terrible, so if his material was only available read by the author, I would consider it.

Did Man Made inspire you to do anything?

no

Any additional comments?

I enjoyed the book on the whole. I was a little disappointed with some of the lewd points of view of the author, but then again, that's real, that's him, so ... I wasn't offended just wasn't anticipating that type of commentary. (I suppose there was an assumption on my part that sex-talk wasn't going to enter into a book about what the author wanted to impart to his pre-born son). Anyway, decent "read".

Brilliant, Witty, and Delightful

Joel Stein is one of very few writers for whom I reach when I need to laugh while feeling good about why I’m laughing. Cover to cover, MAN MADE is hilarious, sweet, and insightful. After reading and re-reading the book countless times, I can now do what I love most: not read. Look forward to listening on repeat!

Good story, ruined by UPTALK narration

Would you try another book from Joel Stein and/or Joel Stein?

I'd read another of his books in print. I certainly won't listen to him narrate again.

How did the narrator detract from the book?

I know this is a generational thing, but the narrator's uptalk style of speaking drove me up the wall -- to the point where I stopped listening to a book I'm sure I would have enjoyed reading very much. I can't believe the director/producer or whatever didn't stop the narration and tell the author to try speaking without the uptalk.

NOTE TO AUDIBLE NARRATORS AND PRODUCERS: A COMMA IS NOT A @#$%ING QUESTION MARK! The author reads like a Valley Girl talks. If I were writing out his narration and punctuating exactly as he speaks, we'd have sentences like these:

I know dogs go for walks?, but I thought that was a euphemism for going to the bathroom.

Soon after Joe got out of high school?, he spent ten years in prison for armed robbery.

He doesn't talk either?, but I think that's just what all super white men are like.

Though Ian will wear buttons on his shirt?, he mostly wears gear.

This is on every friggin' sentence that opens with a dependent clause. When a real, actual question comes along, my brain interprets it as another opening clause until I realize the sentence has ended. Oh, I see ... his voice rose in pitch there because it really and truly was a question this time. Well, too bad I can't distinguish questions from opening clauses just by listening to the narrator's voice.

Funny topic, well written. But the uptalk killed it for me. I finally couldn't stand it anymore and moved on to another book.

Funny and uplifting

It took me a while to warm up to this but as I kept listening to it, it home, it was funny, inspiring, and very informative

This is great for anyone feeling a little insecure

Long story short; author is humble enough to look to other men to learn what he thinks he is missing. After following the "Manliest" men he could find he learns where what he is looking for is.