• Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A-holes

  • Unfiltered Advice on How to Raise Awesome Kids
  • By: Karen Alpert
  • Narrated by: Gabra Zackman
  • Length: 4 hrs and 35 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (13 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

Do you ever feel like you’re failing miserably at parenting? Do your kids keep acting like douchenuggets no matter what you do? Then this book is for you.

From the creator of Baby Sideburns and I Heart My Little A-Holes (and the creator of two kids who once were little a-holes but are slowly turning into awesome human beings), Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A-Holes is a hilariously honest parenting guide written by a regular mom who doesn’t always know WTF she’s doing. Just like you. 

Featuring side-splittingly funny stories and chapters like: 

  • You Are Not Your Kiddo's Servant​
  • Picasso's Mom Didn't Tell Him to Draw the Eyes in the Right Place
  • Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones But Words Will Cost Thousands in Therapy
  • If They Say "I Hate You", Then You're Probably Doing It Right

Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A-Holes will make you laugh, cry, laugh until you cry, and feel like you’re having coffee (and a little sumpin' in it) with a best friend who has some of the answers to the hardest job on earth: parenting. And maybe, just maybe, it might help you get the a-hole out of your kids*. 

*not a guarantee 

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio. 

©2021 by Karen Alpert (P)2021 HarperCollins Publishers

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I wanted to like this book, but some
Parts just seemed inauthentic and gimmicky. Probably would be better to try another option.