Make Afterlife Great Again

The Eternal Misadventures of Donald J. Trump

By: Brent Molnar

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

WHAT IF DONALD TRUMP DIED… AND NO ONE WANTED HIM?

In this darkly hilarious and politically sharp work of satire, Donald J. Trump arrives in the afterlife—where even the divine are exhausted. Denied entry to both Heaven and Hell, he’s bounced through a surreal cosmic bureaucracy filled with audits, errors, and purgatorial loops that feel suspiciously like Mar-a-Lago with worse lighting.

INSIDE THIS SATIRICAL AFTERLIFE, YOU’LL FIND:

• God and Satan, arguing over whether he’s their problem

• A Wharton ethics class taught by Jimmy Carter

• A Twitter account that’s reinstated, suspended, then reinstated again… forever

• A bake sale judged by evangelical church ladies with no tolerance for biblical ignorance

• And a room where the only audience is himself—and even he’s bored

MAKE AFTERLIFE GREAT AGAIN is part Dante’s Inferno, part Veep, and part karmic fever dream. It explores what poetic justice might look like for a man who traded compassion for spectacle, and truth for a hashtag.

WRITTEN BY BRENT MOLNAR, this book is a brutal, surreal, and laugh-out-loud journey through death, delusion, and divine indifference.

CONTENT NOTE: Contains dark humor, spiritual bureaucracy, mild theological disobedience, and exactly one burning golf cart.

FOR READERS WHO ENJOY:

• Political satire

• Cosmic irony

• Surreal comedy

• Books where karma actually shows up
  

If you’ve ever asked, “What happens if Trump has to face consequences?”—this book is your answer. Just ask some of my readers:


“A disgraceful, disgusting attack on our greatest president. I couldn’t put it down.”

— Anonymous donor from Mar-a-Lago, possibly Rudy Giuliani in a wig

“I read this book cover to cover. Then I banned it in Florida.”

— Ron DeSantis (allegedly)

“Highly unrealistic. I was far more muscular in real life.”

— Donald J. Trump (via Ouija board)

“Finally, someone brave enough to say what we’re all thinking… in satire form, for legal reasons.”

— Tucker Carlson’s ghostwriter’s intern

“I laughed. I cried. Then I triple-checked my offshore accounts.”

— Jared Kushner

“The best book since the Bible. Unless you ask me in court.”

— Mike Pence (under oath)

“Funniest damn thing I’ve read in the afterlife.”

— Anthony Bourdain

“I sued the author and lost. Five stars.”

— A fictional representation of the Trump legal team

“It’s like Dante’s Inferno and The Apprentice had a spite baby.”

— New York Times reviewer, probably fired for honesty

“I’ve seen hell. It’s real. And apparently, it’s formatted in 6x9.”

— Lindsey Graham, weeping into a decorative pillow


“I… uh… have no memory of reading this book. But I do recall… chuckling. Briefly. Then I crawled back into my shell and denied it existed.”
— Mitch McConnell