Love Him or Leave Him, But Don't Get Stuck with the Tab

Hilarious Advice for Real Women
Narrated by: Loni Love
Length: 4 hrs and 15 mins
4.5 out of 5 stars (96 ratings)

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That's the message of this fresh and funny relationship book by beloved actress-comedian Loni Love. Full of down-to-earth advice on love, sex, and dating, Loni delivers answers to women's most pressing relationship questions along with plenty of hilarious been-there-done-that tales - from hooking up to breaking up to everything in between.

As Loni says, "You can love him or you can leave him, but the day a man starts taking advantage of you is when you need to remember that putting yourself first is the most important step in finding love. That's the foundation for all the advice I give, because it's a message so many women need to hear, over and over, like multiple orgasms."

Sure you can act like a lady and think like a man, or admit that he's just not that into you, but the path to lasting love is looking out for number one and treating yourself like the great catch you are.

If you're in a great relationship, Loni gives tips on keeping it strong. (Love him.) If you're having problems that seem insurmountable, she tells you how to extricate yourself from difficult situations. (Leave him.) But no matter what, don't let yourself get bullied, cheated on, or taken advantage of (aka Stuck with the tab). Every woman deserves a healthy, satisfying, exciting love life, so what are you waiting for? Loni Love has all the answers.

©2013 Loni Love (P)2013 Simon & Schuster

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Great Book by a great woman to make women greater

Thank you for the encouraging and supportive words for woman of all journeys of love.

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Absolutely hilarious

I used this as something to listen in the car on my commute here and there and it was perfect. Love Loni. BTW The chapters are short and plentiful. Not meant to be taken in all at once. 🌸

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I enjoyed every laugh that was given!

Full of great advice through experiences, as well as details and stories! I was so pleased that Ms. Love read her own book. I would definitely recommend, if not for the advice (even though I consider most of the advice...useable), then for the lightheartedness and laughter!...lol

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Some funny sh!t

Going through a break up and I needed a good laugh...and got it with this audiobook.

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Great for a laugh

Not much real advice but the questions are funny and it makes you think about how your going along in relationships.

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Worth the read

This has great examples & I really enjoyed this book. I will be sharing it on my Facebook wall. Koodoos to you Loni Love!👏🏾👏🏾

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Great listen; you go girl

I think Ms. Love was able to connect with many people, both men and women. Her tips make you learn and laugh at the same time. I recommend this audio book to anyone over the age of 18 years old. I'll be looking for more African-American comedic books on Audio Books.

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Listened twice,good sound advice .# hilarious #

She is your honest aunt your Frank friend maybe that complete stranger.
Hilarious but truthful. I'm proud to see her accomplish visions in her life God bless you Girl!!

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Funny for girls and women only

I love Loni but there wasn't much in this book. It's still funny but as the cover says its just love advice for females. So for those might be useful

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Loved !

I loved this ! Thank you Loni for such an amazing read I truly enjoyed it cover to cover