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Publisher's Summary

By the New York Times best-selling author, an outrageous collection of personal essays about adulthood, responsibility, and other potential disasters.

Jenny Mollen is a writer and actress living in New York. Until two years ago, her life was exciting, sexy, a little eccentric, and 100 percent impulsive. She had a husband who embraced her crazy - who understood her need to occasionally stalk around the house in his ex-girlfriend's old beach caftans and to invite their drug dealer to Passover seder (so he wouldn't feel like they were using him only for drugs). Then they had their son, Sid, and overnight Jenny was forced to grow up: to be responsible, to brush her hair, to listen to her voice mail.

Live Fast Die Hot is a collection of stories about what happens when you realize that some things are more important than crafting the perfect tweet. It follows Jenny to Morocco, where she embarks on a quest to prove to herself that she can travel alone without reenacting a plotline from Taken. It shows her confronting demons - most of them from childhood, a few from the spirit realm. And it culminates in Peru, where Jenny decides that maybe the cure for her worries lies at the bottom of a cup of ayahuasca.

Hilarious, outlandish, and surprisingly affecting, Live Fast Die Hot reminds you that even if you aren't cut out for adulthood, at least you can be better at it than your mother.

©2016 Jenny Mollen (P)2016 Random House Audio

Critic Reviews

"Jenny Mollen is hovering only slightly above sanity, which is the one quality I require in order to be friends with a mother. This hysterical circus of a book reminds me why we're friends." (Chelsea Handler, number-one New York Times best-selling author of Uganda Be Kidding Me)
"With her incomparable wit and acidic wisdom, Jenny now turns her signature perspective to the most terrifying of feminine terrain: motherhood. And with a generous helping of demented antics and just enough vulnerability to make you cry, she'll have every complicated woman thinking they just might be up for the job. Lord help us all." (Lena Dunham, number-one New York Times best-selling author of Not That Kind of Girl)
"I kind of can't believe Jenny Mollen is an actual person and not a character - she's biting, hilarious, surprising, over sharing, and relatable." (Andy Cohen, number-one New York Times best-selling author of The Andy Cohen Diaries)

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Wanted to like it

I was a little misled about this book. Seeing some celeb's comments about how funny it was led me to believe I was in for a funny story. I only chuckled a couple of times but nothing like I expected. I do love how accepting she is of her crazy and would like to explore that more. I'm going to give her first book a try because I'm intrigued about Jason's ex! I didn't hate this book by any means, I just was expecting more. Especially with this title! The title is fantastic!

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Slowly went downhill....

What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

After the baby nurse, the stories went downhill for me. It feels like the stories you hear but 'you had to be there' in order to see the humor. I'm returning. Can't finish. Awesome narrator.

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The best audible I’ve ever listened to

Jenny Mollen is hilarious and had me laughing out lough through the entire book. If you’re in the mood for a light and funny audible, this is the one for you!

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Great book!

I love her humor in the faces of adversity and how you learn about her family dynamic throughout the book.

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Mollen Has a Story to Tell

Jenny's addictive personality shines through in this book. If you are a fan of her Instagram and love to hear the wacky stories she tells - listen to this book! Jenny is so relatable and charming (don't tell her I said that) that you cannot wait for the next chapter! I cannot wait for her 3rd book.

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Funny as F*&k

Refreshing and hilarious. Jenny is unashamedly honest with her life and insecurities. A great writer

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Best book for a FTM

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

I would definitely recommend this book to anyone who has had a baby. I mean it's super funny, so even if you haven't had a baby, it will probably make you chuckle. I recently started a longer commute in the morning because I'm dropping my son off at the nanny's. Jenny literately had me laughing out loud in the car like a mad person while driving on the interstate. The end also made me tear up a bit, probably hormones, but such a sweet ending. Can't wait for stories about baby #2!

What was one of the most memorable moments of Live Fast Die Hot?

The whole baby doula story was hilarious!

Have you listened to any of Jenny Mollen’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

Nope, first time. Already put her first book on my wishlist!

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Yes! But I couldn't, I have a job...

Any additional comments?

Can't wait for the next one!

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Great story Teller!

I didn't know who she was before I read her 1st book but after I read the 1st book I had to read the 2nd. Both books are very funny and the stories are told perfectly. I'm a fan of Jenny Mollen now for sure!

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She's crazy,she'sobsessive,she's my spirit animal

Always a good time hearing what crazy, obsessive things are happening in the life of Jenny Mollen and her side kicks.

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Hilarious!

Loved this book! Jenny Mollen is hilarious and honest. I appreciate her quirkiness, which makes her seem real and relatable. Can't wait for her next adventure!