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Lessons from Lucy
- The Simple Joys of an Old, Happy Dog
- Narrated by: Dave Barry
- Length: 4 hrs and 1 min
- Categories: Home & Garden, Pets & Animal Care
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Publisher's Summary
Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist and best-selling author Dave Barry reads his latest book on how he learned to age gracefully, taking cues from his beloved and highly intelligent dog, Lucy.
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Laugh-out-loud hilarious, whether he’s trying to 'Pay Attention to the People You Love' (even when your brain is not listening) or deciding to 'Let Go of Your Anger', Dave Barry’s Lessons from Lucy is a witty and wise guide to joyous living.