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Les pensées pourrîtes [Rotten Thoughts]
- Vous ne rirez plus jamais comme avant!, Saison UNE [You Will Never Laugh Like Before Again!, Season One]
- Narrated by: Michel Keable
- Length: 1 hr and 54 mins
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Les pensées pourrîtes sont nées au fil du temps, de l’observation désespérée de nos contemporains persuadés d’être des génies, ce qui qui s’avère peu fréquent dans la réalité. Le premier risque que vous prenez en lisant ces pensées est de vous reconnaître et d’en rire jaune comme la couleur de vos yeux, un lendemain de nuit chaude. Sachez-le, vous avez servi de modèle à la compréhension acide d’une vérité souvent ingrate. Mais c’est la vôtre. Attention cependant, derrière l’humour peuvent se cacher des idées qui pourraient vous amener à réfléchir sur vous, ce dont vous n’avez peut-être pas l’habitude. Le second risque est de vous plonger dans le même désespoir sans fin de l’auteur, qu’une fréquentation assidue des humains a rendu conscient que le pire existe. Lisez, mais soyez forte et fort, les Pensées Pourrîtes sont un puissant anti-langue-de-bois complètement anti-tout : anti féministe, anti politicien écolo, anti-influenceurs, anti-haricots-verts et anti-vidéos de chats.
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