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Publisher's Summary

Nobody could kiss and tell like the late Rodney Dangerfield! Here are all the details of his torrid love affair with La Contessa. This ultra-spicy private diary chronicles the amazing exploits of a great lothario, and is sure to make you howl. Afterwards, the man who just "can't get no respect" lets loose with a collection of then new material, "It's Lonely at the Top (When There's No One on the Bottom", performed at the world-famous Laugh Factory in Hollywood.

©1995 Together, Inc. (P)1995 Dove Audio and Together, Inc.

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Dirty Raunchy Hilarious for the first half

The first half of this audio book, La Contessa, is filthy, and absolutely hilarious. The second half is a live comedy stand that is extremely difficult to hear. For the price, La Contessa is worth the first half! Loved it!

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The Worst

Terrible, terrible, terrible. A waste of money and I'm a fan of Rodney's. Sound and production was less than amature.

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Rodney never disappoints...

2 chapters total 46 minutes. the romance novel was extremely funny and the stand up comedy in the 2nd chapter was great to.... The 2nd part can be difficult to hear, unless you use ear buds.

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I was in tears within minutes!

Hilarious from start to finish. Dangerfield had a true talent for word smithing that just isn't around anymore. Very entertaining, and easy to listen to. Note that the actual story is just over twenty minutes, the second 'chapter' is a stand up show.

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Raunchy good times

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Starts off with a hilarious very short story then jumps to a standup routine. I wish the story was longer or there would have been more stories because it was better than the standup. The standup was good but the story had me crying laughing. Most if not all of the humor is of a graphic sexual nature, much of which includes incest, beastiality, gay and straight jokes so don't buy this is your a prude.

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right off the bat its punch line after punch line of funny jokes. and it has a stand-up set at the end of it as well