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Kiss Me Not
- Narrated by: Veronica Landon, Jonathan Ash
- Series: Kiss Me, Book 1
- Length: 5 hrs and 54 mins
- Categories: Romance, Contemporary
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Publisher's Summary
Let me make this clear right here, right now: I, Halley Dawson, do not care that Preston Wright is kissing other women. Not a lick. Not at all. Nuh-uh-freakin'-uh. I do care that he's doing it six feet away from me behind a gaudy velvet curtain - making him my competition in this year's kissing contest.
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He's the Creek Falls bachelor to die for, and I'm the Creek Falls raccoon lady who puts peanut-butter sandwiches out for them every night. I'm not going to let him break my four-year-long reign - no matter how many times he breaks the rules and slides the curtain across to do the one thing he's not allowed to: kiss me.
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- lisagk
- 01-28-20
Cute kisses
I love reading about Preston and Halle. She and her group of friends are all quirky and fun. Preston is sweet.
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- Jan-BBBf-sizzlereads
- 12-09-20
SWEET ROMANCE
Sweet, funny and contains all reasons why I love books by Emma Hart
I listened to Kiss Me Not in audio and was entertained from beginning to end.
The romance is a slow burn, a heart-warming romance where the nerdy girl has a crush on her best friend's brother and her opposition in the kissing booth. Turns out the hot guy that all the girls are queuing up to kiss has had a crush on her for years too.
With laugh out loud moments, two likable characters, well three if you include Boris the randy raccoon, Kiss Me Not is a light-hearted and recommended read.