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Come one, come all! The Carniepunk Midway promises you every thrill and chill a traveling carnival can provide. But fear not! Urban fantasy's biggest stars are here to guide you through this strange and dangerous world....
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Its A Separate 14 Short Stories
- By Hassan on 07-27-13
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Under Wraps
- By: Hannah Jayne
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
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Sick of wrongful-death lawsuits every time a full moon comes around? Call the Underworld Detection Agency. As a human immune to magic, Sophie Lawson can help everyone from banshee to zombie transition into normal, everyday San Francisco life. With a handsome werewolf as her UDA boss and a fashionista vampire for a roommate, Sophie knows everything there is to know about the undead, the unseen, and the uncanny. That is, until a rash of gruesome murders has demons and mortals running for cover, and Sophie finds herself playing sidekick to detective Parker Hayes.
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Annoying Narrator
- By Ocie Nelson on 07-23-14
By: Hannah Jayne
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The Pilo Family Circus
- By: Will Elliott
- Narrated by: Mark Stephens
- Length: 11 hrs and 4 mins
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"You have two days to pass your audition. You better pass it, feller. You’re joining the circus. Ain’t that the best news you ever got?" Delivered by a trio of psychotic clowns, this ultimatum plunges Jamie into the horrific alternate universe that is the centuries-old Pilo Family Circus, a borderline world between Hell and Earth from which humankind’s greatest tragedies have been perpetrated. Yet in this place - peopled by the gruesome, grotesque, and monstrous - where violence and savagery are the norm, Jamie finds that his worst enemy is himself.
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Entertaining but unremarkable bit of the lmacabre
- By David on 05-31-14
By: Will Elliott
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Still
- Still Series, Book 1
- By: Camilla Monk
- Narrated by: Amy McFadden
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
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It always started like this, a pulse inside me, like a warning before the tide surged, roared... and froze everything. Twenty-year old Emma just landed in Rome, to find the father who walked out of her life more than a decade ago and was too busy eating pizza to call. Traveling with her is a secret she's carried alone since childhood: sometimes, around her, time stops. People and cars freeze, rain hangs still in the air and there's only her left in the silence. To make things worse, instead of her dad, Em runs into a past she'd rather forget in the person of Lily, her stepsister.
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Camilla Monk & Amy McFadden - the dynamic duo!
- By Bethany on 07-03-18
By: Camilla Monk
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Sister Mine
- By: Nalo Hopkinson
- Narrated by: Robin Miles
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"We'd had to be cut free of our mother's womb. Abby and I were fused, you see. But here's the real kicker; Abby had the magic, I didn't." Now adults, Makeda and Abby still share their childhood home. The surgery to separate the two girls left Makeda with what feels like an even worse deformity: no mojo. The daughters of a celestial demigod and a human woman, Makeda and Abby were raised by their magical father. Today, Makeda has decided it's high time to move out and make her own life.
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Narrator saves this story
- By Denis A. on 03-21-14
By: Nalo Hopkinson
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Emmy and the Incredible Shrinking Rat
- By: Lynne Jonell
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Emmy was a good girl—too good, perhaps. The rat, whose cage sat on the counter next to Emmy’s desk, was not so good. On the other hand, he was the only one in Emmy’s class who would talk to her. The rest of the kids barely knew she existed. Even her teacher didn’t seem to know she was there! Only her nanny, the lovely-but-sinister Miss Barmy, really pays her much attention.
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Amazing!
- By Amanda on 06-08-22
By: Lynne Jonell
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The Shadow Glass
- By: Josh Winning
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Jack Corman is failing at life. Jobless, jaded, and on the “wrong” side of 30, he’s facing the threat of eviction from his London flat while reeling from the sudden death of his father, onetime film director Bob Corman.
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80’s Fantasy Movie Homage
- By Shawn Lysik on 04-15-22
By: Josh Winning
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The New Hunger
- A Warm Bodies Novella
- By: Isaac Marion
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The end of the world didn't happen overnight. After years of war, societal breakdown, freak storms, and rising tides, humanity already hovered near the edge. Then came the most unexpected threat of all: the world's corpses rising up to deliver the final blow.
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Not worth more than $1.00 or so
- By cristina on 11-20-15
By: Isaac Marion
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Croak
- By: Gina Damico
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
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Fed up with her wild behavior, 16-year-old Lex’s parents ship her off to upstate New York to live with her Uncle Mort for the summer, hoping that a few months of dirty farm work will whip her back into shape. But Uncle Mort’s true occupation is much dirtier than shoveling manure. He’s a Grim Reaper. And he’s going to teach Lex the family business. She quickly assimilates into the peculiar world of Croak, a town populated by reapers who deliver souls from this life to the next.
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Juvenile
- By Mark Faine on 09-23-13
By: Gina Damico
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Into the Dim
- By: Janet B. Taylor
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
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When fragile 16-year-old Hope Walton loses her mom to an earthquake overseas, her secluded world crumbles. Agreeing to spend the summer in Scotland, Hope discovers that her mother was more than a brilliant academic but also a member of a secret society of time travelers. And she's alive, though currently trapped in the 12th century, during the age of Eleanor of Aquitaine. Hope has 77 hours to rescue her mother and get back to their own time.
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Typical YA
- By Lucy on 03-08-16
By: Janet B. Taylor
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Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
- By: Amy Fecteau
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Matheus Taylor didn't ask to be murdered. To be fair, the percentage of people actually asking to be murdered is probably small enough to be safely ignored, but he felt it was worth stating regardless. His life might have been ordinary, but it was his life and he wasn't done with it yet. Quin didn't care. A 1,700-year-old Roman, Quintus Livius Saturnius had a different view of morality than most people. Killing Matheus and hijacking his undead existence seemed perfectly acceptable to him.
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Not sure if it's the narrator or just bad writing
- By MD on 06-20-17
By: Amy Fecteau
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- Middle School Teacher
- 07-09-12
A well-read, imaginative diversion
The reader makes all the difference sometimes, and Bronson Pinchot is masterful at creating distinct voices. It was sometimes hard to believe that only one person was reading! The story is a bit light and corny for my taste, but it was original. Marlo and Milton are sent to Heck, which is a kind of limbo exclusively for children, populated by a corrupt bureaucracy of flawed demons administering offbeat punishments such as locking away the phonics lessons from the kids who are "hooked" on them and forcing boys to wear humiliating clothing such as lederhosen. I would imagine this story appealing most to a fanciful ten year-old, but I stuck with it because I was so entertained by the excellent reading.
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- Lady Illiana
- 03-23-18
One heck of a book series😉
It is such a creative series and the writing is hysterical.
Definitely a must read.
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- Jesse
- 10-01-21
what a fun listen
loved this story, it was hilarious, and don't forget all the puns and alliteration! fun time to be had for all. 10/10
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- Derptana
- 07-29-21
Better than expected
Absolutely hilarious. Easy read. Jokes for kids and adults. More than worth the read in my opinion
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- Terodox
- 11-06-21
I couldn’t even finish it
I’m sorry to say this but it was boring absolutely no story and a very basic plot line I would have enjoyed it if it had a little more gore details and discreptians I am younger than 13 so typos r gonna happen anyways yea pretty boring plot overall no relative characters and teaches kids bed lessons
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- Aimeelou
- 02-09-21
Complete waste of time.
The story was hard to get into and it is very slow at the beginning. Trust me it will not get better do not waste your time. By the end I was just thankful it was over.
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- Noreen B.
- 07-05-23
Horrible
The worst book I could hear. I don’t even want to know about the other 2 books. Recommended for nobody!!!
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- Steve Zimnoch
- 09-09-22
corny and unaware of the setting of hell
not great characterization, full of corny names that are pretty uncreative. I guess I'd give an C for effort. the story takes place in the afterlife, but treats it like a Halloween version of hogwarts, instead of actual death. too many groans from me.
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- LJLee
- 08-05-22
Cutesy but boring
The writing was trying very hard to be cute and clever. However, the story is quite boring and not engaging.
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- andrew johnson
- 01-13-22
It’s slow slow and slower
I do like it it’s just so slow like slower then Harry Potter on half speed. Best person on the book is melton. Maybe if the reader didn’t sound like he was teaching high school science I would have listened more to the story
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