Dog Humor: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!

Just Really Big Jerks Series

By: Timmie Guzzmann

Narrated by: Steve Ryan

Length: 13 mins

Publisher's summary

Limited-time special: Special bonus inside! That's right... For a limited time you can download a free audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Dog Jerk Joke Book with your purchase of Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks! You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of Jerky Dogs and funny Dog Pee Jerk Jokes. That's twice the fun! This is a great book if you are looking at a funny rhyming books for children, funny dog poems for kids, hilarious dog stories for kids, or rhyming books for children with humorous dog cartoon illustrations.

Dog lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their furry friends with these curious and humorous dog poems and rhymes. In this hilarious book of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches dogs while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks! explains the jerky and weird behavior and of these egocentric dogs. The poems collected in the book perfectly capture the inner workings of the jerk dog psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious, and whimsical illustrations that reveal doggys at their jerkiest moments. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these fickle, perky, and pesky egomaniacs as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them...

©2014 Timmie Guzzmann (P)2014 Timmie Guzzmann

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Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Yes, this was one of the most funniest animals books ever!

What did you like best about this story?

The jokes.

Which scene was your favorite?

The entire story was great!

If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

Funny Dogs

Any additional comments?

LOVED IT

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Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Yes. This book is HILARIOUS!!

What did you like best about this story?

How funny it was I loved it and will listen to it again anytime!!!

If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

Dogs A Million.

Hilariously Hilarious!

If you could sum up Dog Humor: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks! in three words, what would they be?

Very Very Funny!!

What did you like best about this story?

I loved the dynamic between the characters, i loved how funny this story was, i loved how the narrator brought the characters to life!

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Yes it actually was!!

Any additional comments?

I loved it so much, my children loved it!!

Cats are jerks....but dogs are worse!!!

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Yes, a very cute and entertaining poem for young and old alike...with a very clear message.

What other book might you compare Dog Humor: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks! to and why?

Think Cat-in-the-hat , sing-songy rhyme type poetry, that is very catchy and easy on the ears..

Have you listened to any of Steve Ryan’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

No, but his voice was very pleasant and entertaining...very youthful!!

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

This book made me laugh several times to myself.. I had to catch myself a few times , because more than once i've burst out laughing at this clever little poem on my commute to work...only to be met by blank stares. If they only knew the magic and wonder of this poem.

Dogs are jerks

Where does Dog Humor: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks! rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

This is one of my favorite books. The author is so right dos will leave you high and dry.

What was one of the most memorable moments of Dog Humor: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!?

The whole book really.

What about Steve Ryan’s performance did you like?

He has such a strong delivery and his voice compliments.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

At first it was because I was unsure where it would lead based of the title.

Any additional comments?

A little dog humor.

Turned out better than expected

Would you listen to Dog Humor: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks! again? Why?

Yes, it ended up being funny.

Who was your favorite character and why?

All of the book.

Which character – as performed by Steve Ryan – was your favorite?

It wasn't a book with a lot of different characters, so all of it was good.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

At first I was negative about this book just from the title, because I love animals. But then when i saw that it was written by a kid, i took a listen to it. And then i felt it was appropriate to let my daughter hear it too.

Any additional comments?

It made me and my daughter laugh.

Can you say Hilarious!!

Would you consider the audio edition of Dog Humor: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks! to be better than the print version?

Lol yes, only because of the narrator brought it to life, the print was great don't get me wrong, but voice the narrator used for each character was great!!

Who was your favorite character and why?

They all were so funny and cute in their own way!

Which character – as performed by Steve Ryan – was your favorite?

He really delivered, on them all lol! Loved it!!!

Any additional comments?

Im recommending this!!!

Fun for All Ages!!

What made the experience of listening to Dog Humor: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks! the most enjoyable?

the amount of clever and wit the authorm displayed writing this poem !! it's so funny !!!

What does Steve Ryan bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

His voice was very light and full of personality...realled made me enjoy this cute poem !!

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Yes, the poem was very captivating and amusing, the narrator kept my attention as well !

Any additional comments?

great short poem !! love your work !! <3

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Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Yes. This book was so freaking funny omg who would have known thats whay dogs act how they do.

What did you like best about this story?

The humor

Which scene was your favorite?

Each part of it

If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

I would leave the name

Pure Humor!!

If you could sum up Dog Humor: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks! in three words, what would they be?

Hil_lari_ous!!

Have you listened to any of Steve Ryan’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

Nope, but I sure will check out more of his work, he's hilarious!!

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

Yes, although it was hilarious. it had a beautiful meaning in this story!

Any additional comments?

Over-all I really enjoyed this book, it was funny yet inspiring!