• Dark Lord: The Teenage Years

  • By: Jamie Thomson
  • Narrated by: Jamie Thomson
  • Length: 5 hrs and 46 mins
  • 5.0 out of 5 stars (6 ratings)

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Dark Lord: The Teenage Years

By: Jamie Thomson
Narrated by: Jamie Thomson
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Publisher's summary

Dirk Lloyd has a dark secret. He is the earthly incarnation of a Dark Lord, supreme ruler of the Darklands and leader of armies of orcs and warriors intent on destruction.

Following a final battle between the forces of good and evil, the Dark Lord was defeated and hurled into the Pit of Uttermost Despair. At the bottom of the Pit is a supermarket car park in the town of Whiteshields, in modern day England. When he is found, and tries to explain that he is the Dark Lord, people think he means Dirk Lloyd. The fact that he's trapped in the body of a 13-year-old schoolboy doesn't help. So begins Dirk's battle to recover his dignity, his power, and his lands.

Along the way he faces the inconvenience of being fostered by the do-gooding Purejoies; endless hours of drudgery at the Whiteshields Brainwashing Centre (aka school); a vengeful Headmaster; two meddling Psychotic Persecutors (psychotherapists); and constant laughter and disrespect...

©Jamie Thompson 2011 (P)2013 AudioGO Ltd

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