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Karen's OMG Joke Books for Kids

Funny, Silly, Dumb Jokes That Will Make Children Roll on the Floor Laughing
Narrated by: Craig Levin
Length: 59 mins
Regular price: $6.95
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Publisher's Summary

Hey kid, I have something interesting for you.... Are you ready to laugh out loud?

This audiobook has everything from the classic knock-knock jokes to bad puns that will make even you shake your head! There are also a few surprises along the way! You will hear some "quirky questions" as well as "books never written".

Riddles:

Q: I have four fingers and one thumb, but I am not a living thing. What am I?

Q: If a mom, a dad, and their son were not underneath an umbrella, how did they not get wet?

Knock-knock jokes:

"Knock, knock." “Who’s there?” “Cow go.” “Cow go who?” “No, cow go moo! A cow never said who.”

"Knock, knock." “Who’s there?” “Needle.” “Needle who?” “Do you needle bit help on your homework?”

Silly, dumb jokes:

Q: A sleeping dinosaur is called what? A: A dino-snore!

Q: How do you make a lemon drop? A: You let the lemon fall!

Puns and other jokes:

I tried to capture some fog. I mist. 

Some whiteboards are simply remarkable.

Unwritten books jokes:

“Giant Snakes” by Ann A. Conda

“Computer Memory” by Meg A. Byte

This audiobook was designed for kids between the ages of seven and 12. You will experience short, sweet, and simple jokes as well as longer jokes that deliver a forceful one-liner!

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