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Jonathon Fairfax Must Be Destroyed
- Jonathon Fairfax, Book 2
- Narrated by: Finlay Robertson
- Series: Jonathon Fairfax, Book 2
- Length: 13 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire
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Publisher's Summary
A heartwarming tale of office life, homicide and biscuits, which was longlisted for the Bath Novel Award 2017.
Jonathon Fairfax, the world’s most socially awkward hero, works for a giant corporation where he specialises in muttering ‘um’ and tripping over bins.
When he accidentally discovers a colossal corporate conspiracy, it soon becomes clear that someone will do anything to keep it a secret - including murder.
Listen to this audiobook on its own or as a follow-up to The Perpetual Astonishment of Jonathon Fairfax - a best seller that was shortlisted for the Bath Novel Award 2014.
Critic Reviews
"It’s funny, it’s daft-yet-relatable, it’s still a nerve-jangly thriller and it moves at a cracking pace. In fact, if you’re stuck in a bit of a reading rut, it’s just the palate cleanser you need.” (Emerald Street)
"This one is even better than the one before. Buy!” (John Lenahan, best-selling author, magician and voice of the toaster in Red Dwarf)
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- sean scott
- 09-25-20
light and very funny ,
Easy to listen to , refreshing to have the hero made out of the same stuff as Moss from the IT crowd
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- bloke
- 07-11-21
Brilliant!
This is a joy and perhaps even better than the first Jonathan Fairfax book, which is also a joy. Hopefully the third one will be an audio book soon. They are beautifully read. If you would like a pick-me-up read and enjoy a bit of a caper then I highly recommend.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Story4 out of 5 stars
- Jonah
- 12-11-20
Great narration
funny story, very well narrated. the plot is exciting enough to keep you gripped and only a little far fetched. characters are good. made me actually laugh out loud a few times.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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- Peter Wood
- 02-22-20
Funny, clever and brilliant
Loved the book. Even better than the first book. Brilliant characters and great twists and turns. Can't wait for the next one but not sure there is one yet. It made me laugh out loud and cheered me up every chapter. Thoroughly enjoyed and recommend it.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Jumpin' Bean
- 12-02-19
More please!
I am so smitten with these books. Lovely story, fabulous narration. Genuinely funny and utterly charming.
Delighted to see the author is writing a 3rd book. Just wish he'd get a wiggle on. If Finlay doesn't narrate that one too ... well, I will sulk.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Tracey Anderson
- 11-06-21
Jonathon Fairfax is just lovely
This book is utterly delightful. I thoroughly enjoyed it and its predecessor and am now going to listen to both again.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Shanan
- 07-01-21
two times
this second installment is as good as the first. I loved it, I think becouse I see so much of jhonnathens inability to deal with other people as I do in my self.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Julie D
- 07-12-20
totally enjoyed all 13 hours and 21 minutes
A wonderfully lighthearted, but in parts gripping book. Fabulous characters and perfectly narrated. A very welcome escape from all the gloom and doom.
