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Jim Gaffigan
- Cinco
- Narrated by: Jim Gaffigan
- Length: 44 mins
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Overall1 out of 5 stars
- Leah
- 06-10-19
boring commentary
maybe the summary on the store said it was just commentary but I didn't see that anywhere...so it was very disappointing. it's just audio commentary between Jim and his wife. it would be interesting IN CONJUNCTION with the actual comedy routine, but all by itself, it was not worth the $5 I spent on it. Love Jim, hate this purchase.
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Overall1 out of 5 stars
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Performance1 out of 5 stars
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Story1 out of 5 stars
- Christopher Pence
- 08-30-21
Not a standup special
This is more of a commentary on the special rather than the special itself. Kinda interesting, but not the live show.
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
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Performance1 out of 5 stars
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- Reviewer-jaa
- 08-03-21
Not as advertised
This is not Cinco, the Netflix special. It is just commentary between Gaffigan and his wife. Wasted a credit
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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Performance3 out of 5 stars
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Story2 out of 5 stars
- Mary
- 09-23-20
Disappointing
I was very disappointed with this selection. It advertises itself as one of his stand up performances, but is not at all. It’s he and his wife discussing different aspects of his routine. Which I might have enjoyed in conjunction with a performance, but by itself when I was expecting a show, was a let down.
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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Performance3 out of 5 stars
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Story3 out of 5 stars
- John P. Jensen
- 12-30-19
Commentary, not the show itself
This is the audio commentary for the recording of Cinco and does not include the actual stand up recording. If you buy the CD, it's a two disc set; if you buy at iTunes it includes both portions (the show tracks followed by the commentary tracks).
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Overall1 out of 5 stars
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Performance4 out of 5 stars
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Story3 out of 5 stars
- Dawn L. Bacon
- 03-19-19
Not what I expected
It was not funny more like an interview.Was expecting a stand up show.great if you wanted to learn about Jim Gaffigan,not if you want to laugh.
