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4 out of 5 stars
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Good for Gaffigan fans - better for expecting dads
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5 out of 5 stars
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1 out of 5 stars
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Fuck Audible.
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Rivals! Frenemies Who Changed the World
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5 out of 5 stars
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Sorry I waited so long to listen to this
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- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,422
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,038
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Story4 out of 5 stars 3,022
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4 out of 5 stars
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Funny, but read more like a series of jokes
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 27
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 21
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 21
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2 out of 5 stars
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Nothing here
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- By: Jim Gaffigan
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- Length: 5 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8,464
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 7,580
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7,547
In Dad is Fat, stand-up comedian Jim Gaffigan, who’s best known for his legendary riffs on Hot Pockets, bacon, manatees, and McDonald's, expresses all the joys and horrors of life with five young children - everything from cousins ("celebrities for little kids") to toddlers’ communication skills ("they always sound like they have traveled by horseback for hours to deliver important news"), to the eating habits of four-year-olds ("there is no difference between a four-year-old eating a taco and throwing a taco on the floor").
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good for Gaffigan fans - better for expecting dads
- By Sean on 05-17-13
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LIVE
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- Length: 56 mins
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 260
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 126
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 118
American Comedy Award-winner Brian Regan lights up the stage in this live performance. He has been on Letterman five times, the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, and had his own comedy special on Showtime called Something's Wrong with the Regan Boy. In his Playboy interview, Dennis Miller named Regan one of his favorite comedians. As he performs around the country, people are constantly requesting favorite routines. This recording answers that call.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Brian Regan Live
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Jim Jeffries
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1 out of 5 stars
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 11,640
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 10,721
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Did you know that most of our dinosaur fossils were discovered because two grown men absolutely hated each other? It’s true! Rivals! Frenemies Who Changed the World is a riotous audio exclusive, like if Monty Python taught your history class. Each volume of four 30-minute histories will dig into the petty name-calling and grumbling grudges that led to many of the world’s greatest advancements, all delivered with a cheeky sense of humor. Choose sides: Cope or Marsh, the jerks who discovered so many dinosaurs; Hamilton or Burr, whose rivalry fueled American politics; and many more....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Sorry I waited so long to listen to this
- By Miamigrrl on 05-26-19
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Making Lite of Myself
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 128
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 80
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 78
Welcome back, John! After two years of dancing in high heels on Broadway starring as Edna Turnblad in "Hairspray", John is finally back on the comedy stage. Making Lite of Myself is John's follow-up to the uproarious and extremely successful Show Me the Buffet which, years later, continues to attract fans. When asked to describe his stand-up, John Pinette says, "I talk about my life. It is the funniest thing I can think of. For some reason, people enjoy seeing me lose my cherub-like demeanor".
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5 out of 5 stars
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Best Ever!
- By keynotes on 02-14-10
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Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
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- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8,014
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 7,487
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Story4 out of 5 stars 7,452
Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Story4 out of 5 stars 3,859
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,017
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 496
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Ellen DeGeneres published her first book of comic essays, the #1 best selling My Point...and I Do Have One, way back in 1996. Not one to rest on her laurels, the witty star of stage and screen has since dedicated her life to writing a hilarious new book. That book is this audiobook.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Excellent
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Show Me the Buffet
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 108
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 32
Don't think John Pinette is funny just because he's fat and is always talking about food. What's wrong with you? Don't you eat? Even if you don't tip the scale, you'll be able to find common ground with his hysterical routines that have landed him appearances on such important stages as Caroline's Comedy Hour, Showtime's Comedy All Stars, and An Evening at the Improv. Or perhaps you already know Pinette as the "fat mugging victim" on the last episode of Seinfeld.
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5 out of 5 stars
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It gets no better!
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 5,937
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Story4 out of 5 stars 5,231
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3 out of 5 stars
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Love her voice, but expected more insight
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 120
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4 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
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The Man Behind The Signs
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George Carlin Reads to You
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 3,173
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,814
If one George Carlin audio is funny, then two are funnier and three must be funniest, right? That's our thinking behind this new collection. t's a HighBridge library of laugh-out-loud, award-winning recordings featuring George himself performing many of his best bits.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Like a Cast of Thousands
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Craig Ferguson has defied the odds his entire life. He has failed when he should have succeeded and succeeded when he should have failed. The fact that he is neither dead nor in a locked facility (at the time of printing) is something of a miracle in itself. In Craig’s candid and revealing memoir, listeners will get a look into the mind and recollections of the unique and twisted Scottish American who became a national hero for pioneering the world’s first TV robot skeleton sidekick and reviving two dudes in a horse suit dancing as a form of entertainment.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Screwball
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 6,690
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Story4 out of 5 stars 6,036
Before he was “Babe” or “The Sultan of Swat” or “The Great Bambino”, George Herman Ruth was just another teenage misfit at St. Mary’s School for Boys. But Ruth has something the other boys don’t, and when Baltimore Orioles manager Jack Dunn watches him throw a baseball over a building, Ruth gets the chance to punch his ticket out of the orphanage. All he has to do now is make the team.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Lost in Translation
- By BBERG on 07-19-19
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Bedtime Stories for Cynics
- By: Dave Hill, Jessica Conrad, Sean Keane, and others
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- Length: 1 hr and 42 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 452
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Are the kids asleep? Yes? Good. This one isn’t for them. Now, if your weary, grown-up mind has been searching for a snarkier alternative to your favorite childhood tales, this Audible Original, hosted by Nick Offerman (Parks & Recreation), will scratch that itch - and then some. Enjoy a hilarious collection of short stories, featuring performances from the likes of Tommy Chong (Cheech & Chong), Tony Hale (Veep), Patton Oswalt (The Goldbergs), and David Spade (Saturday Night Live).
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4 out of 5 stars
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Amusing, but not outright hilarious
- By Ambariffic on 05-21-19
Publisher's Summary
Jim Gaffigan has made a career out of finding the extraordinary in the ordinary with his hilarious observational style. In his sixth special, he uses humor to deal with the unthinkable & proves that laughter is the best medicine…or is it?
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- jly
- 06-20-19
Funny at times surprisingly family unfriendly at others
Gaffigan is funny but this is not his best work.
Generally he is family friendly but this collection/set has some family unfriendly humor that was surprising since he is usually family safe.
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- amazonman
- 06-01-19
I DARE YOU NOT TO LAUGH
You need a big bag of cheese popcorn today for your soul.
Here it is. Hilarious.
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- Holly
- Gainesville, FL, United States
- 03-21-19
Jim delivers again!
My husband and I love Jim Gaffigan. We listened to Dad Is Fat when our first kid was young, during a road trip. His parent humor is spot on! From that point on we knew we could just laugh at the absurdity and joy of being an average person struggling through the trenches and the dun of Parenthood. Noble Ape had us laughing again on our recent road trip with 2 kids in tow. Somehow he manages to make the mundane of life and even the scariest moments of his own life hilarious. His self-deprecation is something that only makes us laugh harder. I love Jim Gaffigan!