4. Jerry's Penis Breaks the Internet

When Taylor Swift retweets a story about Jerry's broken penis the Internet blows up and there's no where for Jerry to hide except under a palm tree at the beach.

For the first three days after the hospital Jerry stays in bed eating frozen cake. His temporary roommate flees but he gathers the will to go to the local taco stand. There he gains strength but realizing something is amiss with the world since he's been in hiding.

A trip to the beach in Los Angeles proves the world has gone nuts over Jerry Breaking his penis. His manager Marty is called to rescue Jerry from the cameras in the sky.