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- Narrated by: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Length: 14 hrs and 13 mins
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Publisher's Summary
We were prepared for an earthquake. We had a flood plan in place. We could even have dealt with zombies. Probably.
But no one expected the end to be quite so... sticky... or strawberry scented.
Yahtzee Croshaw (Mogworld, Zero Punctuation Reviews) returns to print with a follow-up to his smash-hit debut: Jam, a dark comedy about the one apocalypse no one predicted.
Critic Reviews
"[Croshaw is] able to pull off slapstick comedy in print, and that's no easy feat."–ComicsAlliance
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- GA girl
- 06-22-23
Another great story!
I adore Yahtzee Croshaw’s stories!!! They are fun and interesting. I found myself staying up late refusing sleep while listening to this one. I loved it!!!! You will too!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Jim
- 03-31-23
Well read and well written Yahtzee at his best.
Ironic? Yes but you’ll have to read the story to find out why. I could X-plain but that would spoil it. :-). Well ended.
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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Performance1 out of 5 stars
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Story4 out of 5 stars
- Amazon Customer
- 02-15-23
Okay story ruined by inexplicable narration
If you’re looking for the sharp, snappy narration Yahtzee Croshaw is known for, I’m sorry to say you couldn’t get any further from it! Go ahead, get the book if you’re a fan of zombie apocalypse films, but imagine the plot being told to you second hand by a very sleepy and bored person.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Mary&Joseph
- 02-07-23
The Don character had me laughing out loud
This book was incredibly entertaining once the action got going! The Don character and his relationship with Travis was hysterical - at times I actually laughed out loud. At other times i was horrified by events in the story. I feel like each time Yahtzee Croshaw comes out with another book it’s been better than the last, although this one id say tied with my favorite book of his, “Will Destroy the Galaxy for Cash”.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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Performance4 out of 5 stars
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- Kenneth Jagers
- 02-02-23
wished for more.
it's a story you always think is going to get more interesting or deeper, featuring a protagonist you think is finally going to do something. right up until the very end. Not Yahtzee's strongest work but it's good for a laugh in plenty of parts.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Alec
- 01-08-23
Another enjoyable Yahtzee novel
It’s not perfect but there are great characters and a lot of tension. His reading is remarkable, as expected.
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- Funkgroover
- 02-25-23
Not the best but enjoyable
I was really looking forward to another quality story in Yahtzee Crowshaws angry voice but this was not as good as previous books I’ve listened to. I like the idea of a book based on The Floor is Lava that everyone played but for me, just not enough happened. If you zone out for a while and then back in again nothing seems to happen. Also I recognise the character voices from previous books, makes understanding the new characters more difficult. Terrible, terrible American accent, must have been ironic.
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Sally Wood
- 05-26-23
ironically enjoyable
Was really getting into this book for a while but honestly the cult almost made me want to stop. Felt like every time they appeared, it broke my engagement just for Yahtzee to give me a boring grammar lecture and rant about young people. Thankfully I'd say it got better at the end with an engaging tragic ending but I don't think it's one I'll listen to again.
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- Anonymous User
- 05-20-23
great
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- Laura
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Perfect rendition of the book
The book was a scary example of what humanity might actually do faced with an apocalypse…
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- Amazon Customer
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Not Bad
Not Yahtzee's best work, but fun none the less. extra words, extra words, extra words, extra words.
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- Jenna
- 01-27-23
Its Yahtzee Chroshaw's humour
But some of the charaters can be very frustrating at times. The twists and overall still is reasonably. But not as fun a Differently Morpheus or Will Save the Galaxy for Food.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- Nicholas Trewartha
- 01-02-23
The Worst Of The Best
Yahtzee is without a doubt one of my favourite authors, I've enjoyed all of his work from his books, to ZP & Extra Punctuation. Of his books though this is undeniably his weakest work. The characters don't pop like the ones in Mogworld nor are they as engaging as the ones in Will Save the Galaxy For Food, Differently Morphous, Will Destroy The Galaxy For Cash or Existentially Challenged. His narration to is more monotone than in them which can make it a bit of chore to get through the first chapter, both in audio & paperback form.
But it is still enjoyable. He took the concept of flesh eating jam terrorising Brisbane & made it work, the humour is still spot on with his usual wit & there are some great straight up horror vibes. There is a reason his work is the primary inspiration for the book I'm currently working on.
If Yahtzee's other books are all 8's, 9's & 10/10's; then Jam is easily a 7/10.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Anonymous User
- 06-08-23
Unique and quirky adventure
A fantasticly funny world with a charming set of characters.
I loved the plastic men society and there were a few pretty great little twists.
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- Anonymous User
- 03-27-23
Why having an editor is so important.
Look, it goes without saying that the work Yatzee produces are all bangers, and his previous narrations were perfect for the characters being portrayed. Unfortunately, this is a big deterrent from them. Cutting straight to the point, the big thing that took me away from enjoying this experience was the audio editing (or lack of). I’m unsure if Croshaw edited this himself or if someone from Audible was responsible for it, but whoever it was, they dropped the ball. Lack of pauses between dramatic moment or new chapters, too much pausing between characters talking, having Croshaw taking a deep breath in my ears or hearing his lips smacking in his one long take, all of it is just unprofessional. The worst offender came during the second last chapter, where the audience hears him do a second take, repeating the same sentence.
I don’t think any of us know what was going on behind the scenes, but I personally want to chalk this up as another casualty of 2020's staff shortages.
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- Anonymous User
- 03-03-23
Not great
The big killer is just how bland and unexciting Yahtzee's performance is. This is a guy who writes brilliantly clever and entertaining weekly game reviews for millions. It baffled me that he somehow delivered a narration that is the audio equivalent of microwave oats. I LOVED "will save the galaxy for food” and "will destroy the galaxy for cash" because of how engaged it got me.
His clever writing is all here but his heart isn't. I get it's a dark humour novel but... Why does he sound like he's reading his custody arrangements?
I was listening while driving and a good 10 minutes went by before I realised I didn't absorb anything he said. So instead of going back to re-listen I just switched to Spotify.
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- jwfxpr
- 02-25-23
Croshaw ruins his own book
I generally love Croshaw's writing and narration, but his narration of Jam really let's the whole work down. The premise of Jam is inherently silly, so the story is, of course, also silly. No problem. It's a fun and funny concept. Also, Croshaw's characters are often flawed, insecure, and intentionally mildly irritating, also no problem.
But the way the Croshaw reads the characters and dialogue in Jam makes them completely intolerable. Snivelling, petulant, whinging, pathetic, frustrating. Everything, every line of dialogue, is delivered with a nasal rising inflection, whinging and grating and undermining the characters in completely unnecessary ways.
This book is only for Croshaw's most dedicated fans. I strongly recommend just reading the book yourself, you'll enjoy it much more. Sadly, Croshaw ruined his own book here.
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 796
In an alien city torn apart by crooked cops and ruthless criminals, private detective Dan Deadman specializes in cases unusual and bizarre. Sure, he doesn't smell great, and he's technically been dead for quite some time, but if you've got a rampaging Hell-beast tearing up your street, or a portal to another dimension appearing in your bathroom, Dan's your man. After saving a mysterious young woman named Ollie from the clutches of something big, slimy, and unpleasant, Dan gets entangled in a missing child case.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Awesone!
- By matt on 03-06-18
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Tunnels
- Tunnels Series, Book 1
- By: Roderick Gordon, Brian Williams
- Narrated by: Jack Davenport
- Length: 2 hrs and 12 mins
- Abridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 43
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 27
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Story4 out of 5 stars 28
Fourteen-year-old Will Burrows lives with his parents and younger sister Rebecca in London. He has little in common with any of them, except for a passion for digging, which he shares with his father, a museum curator and doctor of archaeology. When his father suddenly disappears after a row with his mother, the police believe he has just gone away for a while to cool down. But Will is unconvinced, and decides to investigate with his best friend, Chester.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Tunnels
- By Pamela on 01-18-10
By: Roderick Gordon, and others
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In Times Like These: Mega Boxed Set
- By: Nathan Van Coops
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 61 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 126
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 108
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 108
Can you outrun the past? Can you outlive the future? One time traveler must find out. Accidental time traveler Ben Travers is thrown into a multiverse of adventure in this action-adventure through past and future. This compilation includes: In Times Like These, The Chronothon, The Day After Never, and The Warp Clock. Now you can get them in one volume! All the adventure at a fraction of the price. Start your time travel adventure today, because yesterday may be too late!
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2 out of 5 stars
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Unfortunate
- By Kylee on 05-08-22
By: Nathan Van Coops
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Zero World
- By: Jason M. Hough
- Narrated by: Gideon Emery
- Length: 15 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 739
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 680
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Story4 out of 5 stars 680
Technologically enhanced superspy Peter Caswell has been dispatched on a top-secret assignment unlike any he's ever faced. A spaceship that vanished years ago has been found, along with the bodies of its murdered crew - save one. Peter's mission is to find the missing crew member, who fled through what appears to be a tear in the fabric of space. Beyond this mysterious doorway lies an even more confounding reality: a world that seems to be Earth's twin.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Zero characters, zero plot, zero action, zero
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 02-09-17
By: Jason M. Hough
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Terminal
- By: Roderick Gordon, Brian Williams
- Narrated by: Steven Crossley
- Length: 12 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 72
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 65
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 66
In this sixth and concluding book of the Tunnels series, the Styx and their cohorts of deadly Armagi have swept across England, leaving death and devastation in their wake. It seems nothing can stop them now. Only a miracle can save the day and, in the inner world at the centre of the earth, Will and Elliott might just have stumbled upon one as they uncover ancient secrets that are fundamental to al human and Styx life.
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2 out of 5 stars
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What a Disappointment
- By KC on 12-26-22
By: Roderick Gordon, and others
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Daughter of Nothing
- The Scion Chronicles, Volume 1
- By: Eric Kent Edstrom
- Narrated by: Nancy Peterson
- Length: 9 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 19
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 19
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 19
Few people know that the Scion School exists. Tucked away on a private Caribbean island, the school hosts 36 exceptionally gifted students. They train every day to prepare themselves for an immense responsibility, to lead humankind back from the brink of extinction. At least, that's what they've been told. Only one student - a 17-year-old named Jacey - suspects the truth. Driven by her undying loyalty to her friends, Jacey races to untangle the truth of who the Scions are...and what the headmaster truly means when he says they are bound for a great destiny. Daughter of Nothing is the first audiobook in an amazing new series for fans of young adult dystopian fiction.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A must-read!! No matter what your age.
- By Donna Wiebe on 05-27-18
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#MurderTrending
- By: Gretchen McNeil
- Narrated by: Rebecca Gibel
- Length: 10 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 29
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 26
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Story5 out of 5 stars 26
When seventeen-year-old Dee Guerrera wakes up in a haze, lying on the ground of a dimly lit warehouse, she realizes she's about to be the next victim of the app. Knowing hardened criminals are getting a taste of their own medicine in this place is one thing, but Dee refuses to roll over and die for a heinous crime she didn't commit. Can Dee and her newly formed posse, the Death Row Breakfast Club, prove she's innocent before she ends up wrongfully murdered for the world to see? Or will The Postman's cast of executioners kill them off one by one?
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5 out of 5 stars
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AMAZING!
- By Gooddeals on 04-21-23
By: Gretchen McNeil
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Doctor Who: Wetworld
- Wetworld
- By: Mark Michalowski
- Narrated by: Freema Agyeman
- Length: 2 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 108
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 72
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Story4 out of 5 stars 71
When the TARDIS makes a disastrous landing in the swamps of the planet Sunday, the Doctor has no choice but to abandon Martha and try to find help. But the tranquillity of Sunday's swamps is deceptive, and even the TARDIS can't protect Martha forever.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great Doctor and Martha Adventure!
- By Amber on 11-12-11
By: Mark Michalowski
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Summon the Keeper
- Keeper's Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Tanya Huff
- Narrated by: Amy Melissa Bentley
- Length: 14 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 167
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 139
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 139
Claire Hansen was a Keeper, a member of that select group that kept the universe in one piece. And now she'd been Summoned to the Elysian Fields Guesthouse, a rundown bed-and-breakfast that seemed to attract the most unusual clientele. And Claire was not happy about this latest assignment, not happy at all. Not when she'd been tricked into taking over here by a horrible little gnome of a man who'd abandoned his post before she'd even figured out who he really was. Not when room six held a resident who'd been sleeping there for so many years that she really needed a good dusting - except that it was far too dangerous for anyone to get that close to her.
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2 out of 5 stars
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The Narrator does not fit the writing style
- By Alicia C Loughnane on 09-11-18
By: Tanya Huff
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Time of Death
- Book 1: Induction (A Zombie Novel)
- By: Shana Festa
- Narrated by: Sarah Tancer
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 204
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 192
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Story4 out of 5 stars 192
In a few short days, 37-year-old Emma Rossi's hard work will finally pay off. She will don her cap and gown and graduate with a degree in nursing, but not before she loses her first patient and is confronted with a new reality. In Cape Coral, Florida, a storm approaches. The dead are coming back to life. And they're hungry.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Another perspective to a genre that many of us....
- By Midwestbonsai on 08-06-14
By: Shana Festa
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Croak
- By: Gina Damico
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,801
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,653
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,653
Fed up with her wild behavior, 16-year-old Lex’s parents ship her off to upstate New York to live with her Uncle Mort for the summer, hoping that a few months of dirty farm work will whip her back into shape. But Uncle Mort’s true occupation is much dirtier than shoveling manure. He’s a Grim Reaper. And he’s going to teach Lex the family business. She quickly assimilates into the peculiar world of Croak, a town populated by reapers who deliver souls from this life to the next.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Juvenile
- By Mark Faine on 09-23-13
By: Gina Damico
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Doctor Who: Nuclear Time
- By: Oli Smith
- Narrated by: Nicholas Briggs
- Length: 4 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 73
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 59
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Story4 out of 5 stars 59
‘My watch is running backwards.’ Colorado, 1981. The Doctor, Amy and Rory arrive in Appletown - an idyllic village in the remote American desert where the townsfolk go peacefully about their suburban routines. But when two more strangers arrive, things begin to change. The first is a mad scientist - whose warnings are cut short by an untimely and brutal death. The second is the Doctor... As death falls from the sky, the Doctor is trapped. The TARDIS is damaged, and the Doctor finds he is living backwards through time.
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5 out of 5 stars
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What A FInd!
- By Andy on 01-18-12
By: Oli Smith
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Torchwood: Another Life
- Another Life (Dramatised)
- By: Peter Anghelides
- Narrated by: John Barrowman
- Length: 3 hrs and 26 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 186
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 108
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Story4 out of 5 stars 109
A storm is brewing: the water levels of the Bristol Channel are inexplicably rising, and Cardiff Bay is under threat from the worst flooding in years. In the midst of the climate chaos, Torchwood is called to investigate a series of gruesome murders.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Fun Listen
- By Robert on 09-11-07
By: Peter Anghelides
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The Darwin Elevator
- By: Jason M. Hough
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 14 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 328
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 296
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Story4 out of 5 stars 295
In the mid-23rd century, Darwin, Australia, stands as the last human city on Earth. The world has succumbed to an alien plague, with most of the population transformed into mindless, savage creatures. The planet's refugees flock to Darwin, where a space elevator - created by the architects of this apocalypse, the Builders - emits a plague-suppressing aura. Skyler Luiken has a rare immunity to the plague. Backed by a crew of fellow "immunes", he leads missions into the dangerous wasteland beyond the aura's edge to find the resources Darwin needs to stave off collapse.
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2 out of 5 stars
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OK Story but Poor Characterization
- By Michael on 08-25-13
By: Jason M. Hough
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Dead: Snapshot: Portland, Oregon
- Dead: Snapshot, Book 1
- By: TW Brown
- Narrated by: TW Brown
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 173
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 164
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 164
Meet Ken Simpson, a retired police officer; Rose Tinnes, a newly divorced woman trying to get her life back in order; and Jason Edwards, a man recently paroled and looking forward to his freedom. These three people form the nucleus of an unlikely group who will struggle to survive as their city falls to the undead.
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4 out of 5 stars
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I enjoyed the book very much
- By Midwestbonsai on 02-18-16
By: TW Brown
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Apocalypticon
- By: Clayton Smith
- Narrated by: Patrick Lawlor
- Length: 13 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 97
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 85
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Story4 out of 5 stars 85
Three years have passed since the Jamaicans caused the apocalypse, and things in post-Armageddon Chicago have settled into a new kind of normal. Unfortunately, that "normal" includes collapsing skyscrapers, bands of bloodthirsty maniacs, and a dwindling cache of survival supplies. After watching his family, friends, and most of the non-sadistic elements of society crumble around him, Patrick decides it's time to cross one last item off his bucket list. He's going to Disney World.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fans of John Dies in the End, Zombieland
- By Sean Dustman on 12-21-16
By: Clayton Smith
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Desolation
- Lawless Saga, Book 0
- By: Tarah Benner
- Narrated by: Jennifer O'Donnell
- Length: 1 hr and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 68
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 62
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Story3 out of 5 stars 61
Six months ago, Bernie was just an average college student. She spent her weekends staging campus protests and gorging on burritos at El Taco Loco. But when her mother died after a long battle with cancer, Bernie became convinced that the oil refinery near their home was responsible. The company is facing a major lawsuit, and at the epicenter of the scandal is Brian Bodetski - the wealthy, charismatic CEO. Bernie is determined to avenge her mother’s death, but that determination quickly morphs into an obsession with ruining Mr. Bodetski’s life.
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2 out of 5 stars
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More cliches than you can shake a stick at
- By A Pugh on 04-24-21
By: Tarah Benner
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Torchwood: Border Princes
- Border Princes (Dramatised)
- By: Dan Abnett
- Narrated by: Eve Myles
- Length: 3 hrs and 30 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 115
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 62
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Story4 out of 5 stars 64
Something is here that shouldn't be here. Something is watching. In Cardiff's secret heart, the members of the Torchwood team struggle to define and locate the intruder, and contain it before anyone gets hurt.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Torchwood Border Princes
- By Christopher on 02-17-08
By: Dan Abnett