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I'm Only Here for the Beard

By: Lani Lynn Vale
Narrated by: Mason Lloyd, Kendall Taylor
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Sean is a man with needs - needs that a lot of women were ready and willing to fulfill. Yet, the only woman that he wants to fulfill them dumped him for another man. A man who's a member of his MC and is someone he has to see every single day and twice on Sundays.

He's bitter and angry. He's definitely not in the right frame of mind when it comes to dealing with women. Which is unfortunate for his new partner, Naomi, a fresh-out-of-school and totally green paramedic.

Naomi's got enough problems on her plate. A brother who's self-destructive and doesn't care who he takes down with him. A man who she's in love with but who doesn't love her. A job that she hates because it is a constant reminder of what she can't have.

Desperate to distance herself from her problems, she runs, taking the first job in her field that she finds willing to take on someone with so little experience.

The last thing she needs is a perpetually pissed off partner, especially when he sets her blood on fire.

But life doesn't ask how much you can handle when it dishes out challenges. It just keeps piling them on until you've bested them or you've buckled under them.

Sean really doesn't want to like his new partner, Naomi. He just wants to be left alone to live his life however he damn well pleases and without complications.

Naomi doesn't care what he wants, she can't be anything but herself. It isn't long before she's breaking down his walls and making him feel again. She's trying to pull him closer and he's pushing her away.

It's not long before Sean sees the error of his ways.

It's too bad, though, that by the time he realizes she's the one, Naomi's already gone.

Contains mature themes.

©2017 Lani Lynn Vale (P)2018 Tantor

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loved it

Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!! good overall

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Getting better

The stories are finally getting better I don't know if it's because we knew a little more about these characters to begin with or not but I did like finally getting a good resolution and only having one true conflict outside of them fighting their own feelings. Narration is consistently good.

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I'm Only Here For The Beard

I'm going to go head and drop it like this, ready? I agree with the title of the book, I'm only here for the beard for sure 😋author Lani Lynn Vale has the best titles for her books, some makes you laugh, some makes you blush. I love these characters, they come off as real life people instead of fictional characters. With narrators Mason Lloyd and Kendall Taylor acting out their voices, it makes it that much better.

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LLV

Her characters are so refreshing. No cookie cutter men or annoying heroines for her. I respect the details she puts into her characters and the build up to love never makes me want to roll my eyes as some have and do. Worth the credit for the whole series.

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Love Shawnshine!

Really enjoying this series the second or third time around. Love that characters from LLV's other series make appearances in her storyline.

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Fabulous as always

Another awesome book I swear no other author can have you laughing out loud like this one plus the storyline is always great! I’ll definitely want to reread this !

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Another satisfying listen. 1POV. HEA. Standalone.

Another satisfying listen from LLV. I love how she creates characters with every day problems that aren’t angst. Great narration as always.

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Another great book!

Not one book in this entire series is going to let me down. Each one of these books has it's own unique story and is awesome! I'm giving away nothing. :) It's a must read/listen.

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Enjoyable

Loved the main characters and how their HEA was not insta. Grew naturally from friendship with 2 hurt people who found comfort and then love with each other. Loved the twist with the friendship with the old veteran, murder, death and some retribution. I was hooked. GHost will always be one of my favorites, but Sean is now included in my fav compilation. And Naomi is wonderful, spunky and relatable. No damsel in distress and no focus on her past sexual experiences. Very refreshing

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SO ENJOYABLE!!!

I absolutely love Lani Lynn Vale's books, they are funny, thrilling, heart warming and sexy! This book has been one of my favorites so far.

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