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If Ever They Happened Upon My Lair
- A Tale from The Legend of Drizzt
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A ferrari with no motor
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The Martian
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 32,024
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Story5 out of 5 stars 31,920
Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
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This novel anthology, is to mark the 10th anniversary of the "Realms of..." novel anthologies. There have been eight Forgotten Realms anthologies (see below) and Wizards of the Coast are inviting FR fans to select which short stories from those anthologies should be included in this new collection. A new short story by R A Salvatore is to be included in the collection.
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Young noble Luthien Bedwyr is too privileged to understand that his once-proud land, Eriador, suffers under the demonic oppression of Wizard-King Greensparrow. Until the day Luthien seeks justice for a friend's murder---only to become a fugitive fleeing the king's monstrous cyclopian soldiers. Befriended by the irrepressible "highwayhalfling" Oliver deBurrows, and enlisted by an ancient, mysterious mage, Luthien's exile will become an enchanted quest to steal a mystic prize from a dragon's hoard.
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- Juliana
- 09-11-19
Villains galore
Don't expect knights in shining armour to battle evil in this novella. It's a rough world, even if you're the big bad dragon.
The good guys barely feature and it's the villains who shine. Highly recommend to anyone interested in fantasy.
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- Cherre
- 01-04-17
Loved the Stories!!
The narration was amazing. I may be biased since I'm completely a huge Wil Wheaton fan but the story was awesome as well. Highly recommend.
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- Chris-D-Phone
- 02-06-15
very well read
Definitely worth the listen. Dragons abounds in this adventure. And a plot extension to the other books.
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- EPB
- 12-22-19
Wil Wheaton did a superb narrator job!
Wil is one of the few good narrators I've heard. wish he would've done more d&d novel narrations
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- Kyle
- 12-09-14
Fantasy Books are better with Wil Wheaton
I love the Fantasy culture but am always hesitant to commit to diving in. Wil Wheaton made this a no brainer. The story is fantastic provided you have at least some background in the fantasy world of dragons and magic. I haven't listened or read any other books in this series but felt right at home with this story.
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- David K. van Hoose
- 07-07-18
Salvatore combined with Wheaton It Fantastic
A fun story about Dragons in the Forgotten Realms, battling Knights, Wizards and Clerics. Plus the undead, what more can you ask !
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- Sassy in UT
- 06-24-21
very enjoyable
Wheaton is perfect as always. This one is very short but that's fine. This book makes me want to sit back down at the table and get gaming again.
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- Amazon Customer
- 03-28-15
Amazing!
This is the best combination of great writing and great narrating! I have listen to this story over and over!
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- J. Klinghoffer
- 02-19-15
Not impressed
This is a handful of generic fantasy tropes wrapped up into an hour and a half of mediocre prose, uninspired characters and cringe worthy dialogue. Have no idea why this was so highly rated. On the plus side, Wil Wheaton is a great reader.
Definitely NOT worth a whole credit.
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- Jill Rivers
- 02-04-21
Worth it for the narration
The story itself is easy to follow and somewhat simply written. It follows familiar fantasy tropes and has familiar fantasy characters. The lich is by far the most interesting character.
Wil Wheaton's narration beautifully brings everyone to life, death, and undeath. Without Wheaton's association with the project, I would not have been interested in the story. Wheaton paced the story well and committed to various voices that helped me visualize the characters and the action.
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