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I'd Rather Glue Me Nut Sack to a Bullet Train

A Hilarious Trip in Outback Australia (12 Terrific Laugh Out Loud Series, Book 2)

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I'd Rather Glue Me Nut Sack to a Bullet Train

By: Hettie Ashwin
Narrated by: Walter Williams
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When Hakim, an Iranian lands in Straya, he hitches a ride with Bluey and they set out on a trip to the big smoke.

It's a steep learning curve.

From up shit creek to sweet as a nut, Hakim learns what it is to be an Ozzie.

Of course, there is more to the yarn than a couple of coldies, a set of false teeth and a dog that farts. Strewth, Laugh, I'm tellin' ya, I never thought me socks would dry.

©2019 Hettie Ashwin (P)2025 Hettie Ashwin Dark Humor Literature & Fiction
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