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I Like Alice
- Narrated by: Theo Holland
- Length: 6 hrs and 11 mins
- Categories: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction
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- Danny Harr
- 01-13-21
i like Alice
I was given a free copy of this and that has no influence on my review. This book is funny. It's not what I normally listen to. I do listen to ones that Theo Holland narriates. Even though I didn't enjoy it a lot if you like this type of book it will become you favorite. It is funny. Theo Holland does a great job narraiting this book
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- NITSUD!
- 11-09-20
Weird Sci fi romp
This book is far from my normal reads. I’m still not even sure what I just finished listening to. I will say this, though. I Like Alice is a somewhat humorous sci-fi story. If you like hijinks aboard science fiction settings, with a dash of drama, you will probably like this smorgasbord of a novel! I was given a free copy in exchange for an honest review.
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- D Davis
- 06-20-20
A fun romp through Space
An fun romp through space there are its dark moments. I couldn't stop listening and like many books by Stacy Bender I want more of these characters
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- AzMike
- 05-27-20
the only thing missing was peaches huge reward for
returning the government property. unique enough storyline to make you interested if it was a freaking story
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- Kyle Hempel
- 04-06-20
A humorous science fiction story with action.
This is a great introduction to an interesting universe. Stacy Bender does a great job at mixing science fiction with humor and action. While the cast of characters truly do not know much about each other what better time to learn than by being thrown into a life or death situation. I truly hope that Stacy Bender keeps this cast alive and add to the universe she has just started to create.
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- SAM
- 02-25-20
Such a fun story
The way Bender writes her characters makes them almost alive. I really love the Sav'ine books and figured it wouldn't hurt to try it out. I was not disapointed. This story is fun, cute, and funny; filled with action and adventure. I received a copy from the author for an honest review.
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- Christopher Wren
- 02-07-20
Crocodiles, Monkeys, and Alice Cooper Dolls.
I Like Alice is a straightforward recommendation. If you like the episodes of Star Trek where they are on a space station solving some problem, you're going to love this book. If you like Crocodile-people, you will love this boo. If you like Alice Cooper, you will like this book, since he appears in doll form (Or, that's the image in my head while listening). The narration fits perfectly. Theo Holland has narrated several of Stacy Bender's books, and its very clear that he has a good understanding of how Stacy writes. He also puts on various voices for the various characters. I really love the way the characters interact with each other. There are 3 distinct species which we see through our various protagonists, and the way they see each situation they are found in are so different and expressed so clearly, it's just a lot of fun.
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- Jeremy Bassett
- 11-25-19
grate scifi novel
it was grate if u like scifi u will rely like this it stats out kind of slow but they do a grate job on it as soon as u think u know where its heading in the story line it changes up
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- Richard G.
- 07-16-18
SPACE MONKEYS!
Stacy Bender has written a humorous, action-filled sci-fi adventure, excellently brought to life by Theo Holland. The space monkeys' antics cracked me up!
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- Richard C
- 11-26-20
Fluffy in more ways than one
I don't normally read books that purport to be comedy as they tend to get cringey to me. But this book certainly in the early pages got a few chuckles. Later on was too concentrating on the "chase" to really get too much of a laugh. Enjoyed the story, very fluffy both in plot, especially some of the creatures. Great easy going story. Narration was fantastic, easy to follow and distinguish the individuals.
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- Longears
- 04-07-20
It's true
Despite everything the little fuzzball really does grow on you. Also it's good to be with a crew of likeable people.