I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

Unabridged Selections

By: Tucker Max

Narrated by: Tucker Max

Length: 5 hrs and 43 mins

Publisher's summary

From the author:

"My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world."

Actual reader feedback:

"I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?"

"Thank you, thank you, thank you: for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say 'screw the system' and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, 'What would Tucker do?', and I do it, and I am a better man for it."

"I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist."

"I'll stay with God as my Lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You're an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."

"You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more."

©2006 by Tucker Max (P)2006 Random House, Inc. Random House Audio, a division of Random House, Inc.

Critic reviews

"Occasionally, a book comes along that horrifies and disgusts you while making you laugh out loud all at the same time. This book does that and more." (The Rebel Yell)

Tucker Max is a disgusting human being

I positively loved every second of this audio book and saw the movie but it sucked and is nowhere near as funny as the book

Epic Read and a Fun Book to Share

I thoroughly enjoyed these adventures that Tucker Max endured and decided shared in his book.

Good story

I like the story very much.
Narrator is unclear.
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Recommended to teens, inspiring.
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Read for a good laugh

Haven't laughed this hard in a while! He reminds me of the guys at my college. Raunchy and raw like a male Chelsea Handler.

PLEASE RERECORD WITH A COMPETENT NARRATOR

1. PLEASE DO NOT LET AUTHORS NARRATE THEIR OWN BOOKS.
2. PLEASE DO NOT LET AUTHORS NARRATE THEIR OWN BOOKS.

Debauchery

The stories this degenerate tells about his drinking nights are a great way to learn the hard way.

Full Disclosure!

I have read this book many MANY times in the past! Always a fun time! If you are fragile of words steer clear. If not, slow him down to .9 (.8 some stories) and it isn’t a bad listen! Full speed is the kid trying to get done with his turn reading out loud in class. All around, I’m not mad! Been laughing(again) all morning!

Tucker Max has the life people can only dream of!!

This story was AMAZING, it made me realize my life is boring as hell!! 😂
My fellow audible listeners, think of this book as the french fries of audible just like french fries this book is unhealthy for you but you can't stop listening to it! Whenever you just feel like turning your brain off and having a good laugh pick this book up, it won't let you down.

Like Listening to Your Best Friend Tell a Story

If you're here because this kind of book sounds appealing just buy it. it doesn't get much funnier.

A book made for guys!

This book had me cracking up throughout. Hilarious he thought he never had sloppy seconds or did a trans lol.