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I Heart My Little A-Holes

A Bunch of Holy-Crap Moments No One Ever Told You About Parenting
Narrated by: Karen Alpert
Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
4 out of 5 stars (110 ratings)

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Popular blogger Karen Alpert shares her hysterical take on the many "joys" of parenting - I Heart My Little A-Holes is full of hilarious stories, lists, thoughts and pictures that will make you laugh so hard you'll wish you were wearing a diaper.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your My Library section along with the audio.

©2014 Karen Alpert (P)2014 HarperCollins Publishers

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Hilarious

This book had me laughing out loud! The only disappointment is that the PDF that she references multiple times throughout the book was not included.

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It was ok, but not super original

The book was light spirited, but I have heard almost all of it somewhere before, and there were a lot of mildly annoying self-conscious asides. Also, I hated her a little bit because she acted like swallowing a goldfish isn't animal cruelty.

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Funny but annoying

She is funny but her voice is annoying. I love swearing but sometimes I feel like words were tossed in for no reason.

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The Dirty Truth About Parenting

Would you try another book from Karen Alpert and/or Karen Alpert?

Yes I would, as long as she stops talking about poop so much.

Who was your favorite character and why?

Karen's kids sound awesome. They are the main characters after all....

Would you be willing to try another one of Karen Alpert’s performances?

Yes.

Did I Heart My Little A-Holes inspire you to do anything?

When I have kids, I will definitely not take everything so seriously. Just enjoy them and all of the little experiences that come with them.

Any additional comments?

Karen desperately tries to be so funny with her "Eff this" and "eff that" but then she'll just say the word f**k. Her constant obsession with discussing poop does get old after a while. And her sing-song voice is painfully annoying after the first 5 minutes but overall it is a funny book. And for the love of God, stop calling it Tar-ghay....Thats so beyond annoying.

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hilarious and honest!

hilarious and honest! absolutely relatable. loved it! every mother in the world can totally understand!

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Amazing!

loved this book! so glad I am not the only mom who thinks like this!!!

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Amazing

This book was amazing I don’t think I ever laughed this much in my life
Definitely a mom read for every real everyday mom😂😀

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loved it

This book totally made me laugh out loud...in between yelling at my own little a*holes (who I love dearly). thanks for making me realize I'm not the only a*hole mama out there

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Laughed the whole time

This book is amusing. in some ways i found it relatable and in others it made me feel better about myself as a parent. It is definitely a good book for any parent and as long as you dont mind some swearing will be a great read.

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Annoying

Would you try another book from Karen Alpert and/or Karen Alpert?

NO

What do you think your next listen will be?

NOT THIS

Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Karen Alpert?

YES - HER VOICE IS ANNOYING, I COULDNT MAKE IT FAR INTO THE BOOK WITH OUT SHUTTING IT OFF

What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

DISAPPOINTMENT