• I Am Not a Serial Killer

  • John Cleaver, Book 1
  • By: Dan Wells
  • Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
  • Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
  • 4.4 out of 5 stars (847 ratings)

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I Am Not a Serial Killer

By: Dan Wells
Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
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Publisher's summary

Dan Wells's debut audiobook, I Am Not a Serial Killer, is the first installment in a trilogy that will keep you awake and then haunt your dreams.

John Wayne Cleaver is dangerous, and he knows it.

He's spent his life doing his best not to live up to his potential.

He's obsessed with serial killers, but really doesn't want to become one. So for his own sake, and the safety of those around him, he lives by rigid rules he's written for himself, practicing normal life as if it were a private religion that could save him from damnation.

Dead bodies are normal to John. He likes them, actually. They don't demand or expect the empathy he's unable to offer. Perhaps that's what gives him the objectivity to recognize that there's something different about the body the police have just found behind the Wash-n-Dry Laundromat - and to appreciate what that difference means.

Now, for the first time, John has to confront a danger outside himself, a threat he can't control, a menace to everything and everyone he would love, if only he could.

"The beauty of the prose, mixed with the depth of characterization, gives the haunting, first-person narrative a human touch. regardless of your age or your genre preferences, you will find this story both profound and enthralling.” (Brandon Sanderson, New York Times best-selling author)

“Brilliant! full of unforgettable characters, creepy thrills, and dangerous twists you won’t see coming.” (Jonathan Maberry, New York Times best-selling author)

©2009 Dan Wells (P)2018 Macmillan Audio

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exciting and suspenseful

Brilliant story! Fascinating, exciting, suspenseful, and scary. This story kept me on the edge of my seat. The narrator is fantastic!

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Fun and Entertaining

I enjoyed the performance and the story held together pretty well. I recommend the listen.

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Not what you expect!

Loved the twists and turns in this book. I devoured it in one day! Kept me on the edge of my seat the whole time.

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Great insight

I think the author did a lot of great research on how a sociopath thinks. This was a great listen and I am interested in the rest of the series.

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the kid is so worried about being a bad guy, it proves he's not a bad guy.

i only wish they'd dove deeper into crowly's relationship to Kay, but, loved it.

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I Love This Series

After 1st book: I thoroughly enjoyed John, his mom, his psychiatrist, and the story. John is definitely disturbed and a bit creepy (stalking people), but he's also a really fun protagonist as well. I was surprised by the supernatural element in the story, but came to enjoy it. Thoroughly enjoyed the whole book -- even the creepy parts.

After 5th book in this series: I'm about to click on the 6th book, and I'm sad because I don't want this to end, even though I want to find out what happens. I am somewhat in love with the main character, who is unexpected and frightening and loyal and a good person all at the same time as being a sociopath who dreams about murdering people. I just love this series.

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Very interesting listen

Crime drama and serial killer lore are not my thing, but I took a chance because of the title and cover art and it was in a 2-1 sale.
This was a fun listen and I enjoyed myself. While I thought this wasn’t “my thing” it did steer towards the things I commonly listen to. I may even try the second book in the series.

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Lacking Emotion.

Such a great book. kinda a rip off of Dexter but hey still awesome. just wish the narrator acted more then read. also some music in the background would be cool. Otherwise, this book has become a favorite and I can't wait to own my own personal copies.

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Wow

I jumped into this one with an expectation that was met until about half way through the story when hings changed and I was blindsided in a pleasant way. Looking forward to the second book in the series.

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Such a page turner!

Definitely kept me up at night with suspense! I could hardly put the book down I wanted to know what would happen next!

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