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How to Talk Dirty: Over 500 Dirty Talk Examples That Will Have Them Going Gonzo, Scaling the Walls and Pleading for Sex

Narrated by: Aurora Nightingale
Length: 3 hrs and 34 mins
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A book brimming with over 500 samples of how to talk dirty. A manual on the right way to set your lover on fire with lust and desire.

Has the following ever happened to you?

“Goddamit! We are losing him. Give me those paddles! Jolt his pinky pecker back to life!... Damn it! Too late, it flatlined. Thank God we have Netflix, otherwise this night would be a total bust.”

If you only had a manual on how to talk dirty with over 500 examples.

“Telltale signs that indicate you are a bad lay. I’ll help you unleash that sexual goddess and closet naughty girl so your man doesn’t fly the coop and get in bed with that frisky MILF down the street.”

No doubt, you’ve stumbled on these sparkling sales pitch of frank feminism, setting your sex back a hundred years, and thought to yourself, It’s not just my fault, I’m sexy.... Jack's idea of dirty talk is slapping my breast and grunting.

Dirty talk is an art form. One that anybody with the right guide can master.

Yes, you’ve stumbled on the crux of the problem: Everyone needs a helping hand in debauched, dirty, debasing double-entendre discussions. Both sexes have a cyclopean view of what dirty talk is really about. It’s not just about having non-sequiturs and risqué wordplays spouting from your mouth like a phone-sex operator on speed. Nope, it’s more nuanced than that. It’s about understanding what makes you tick. It’s about understanding what gets your partner riled up. It’s about understanding the subtleties of body language. It’s about understanding that sometimes a good joke, midcoitus, is more appealing than a dumb thought from your lover’s spank files.

...And yes, it’s also about understanding that there are over a thousand ways to say penis; trust me, I looked it up.

What will you learn from this book?

  • How to kick awkwardness and that clumsy nun or padre straight between the teeth. “Look ma, I can talk like a porn star and not get red. Aren’t you proud?”
  • Over 500 ways to say "take your pants off and do me." Over 500 ways to talk dirty to him.
  • How to talk dirty...for him and for her. This isn’t just a book on how to rile him up, it’s also a book for the guys on how to get her hotter than a British tea kettle on the surface of the sun.
  • A sexual vocabulary that will have your partner going gonzo, scaling the walls, and selling his soul to Satan just to crack your pants open and get something, ANYTHING, wet.
  • Red flags and what no-no to steer clear off while doing the deed.
  • Fetishes, fantasies, paraphilias, and all manner of depraved behavior to get your rocks off.
©2018 Tracy Queen (P)2018 Tracy Queen

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It is great and to the point

These instructional are helpful in more ways than one. It guides you from start to finish with real examples and how-to ideas. listening to this gave me a sense of empowerment that I can't wait to dig deeper into.

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inspirational

This would be a great book for someone that is on the shy side, has never had phone sex, or talked dirty. It's a good, solid collection of sexy phrases and succinct explanations for why they work.

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Waste of time

Worst book ever in regards to subject. what a yawn! could do better myself. pfff

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75%of the book has nothing to do with the subject

75%of the book has nothing to do with the subject of talking dirty. Absolutely random facts are not entertaining.

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Perfect venue for an audiobook

I enjoyed the way both narrators brought the story to life.there are some very good messages given, like how important communication between couples can be. I thought it was well thought out and completely entertaining.

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Over 500 Dirty Talk Examples

This really is an important topic. Pretty good for giving dirty talk phrases for certain situations. I appreciate how the author writes this book.

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teaches you how to express your true emotions

You will be learning how to introduce the idea of sex talk without worrying about the embarrassment factor. It's a good book actually, there's a sense of reality.

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This book is fun and interesting

It's really just another way to spice up your sex life. Besides, it's all about having fun with your partner and to increase intimacy as well as strengthen the bond that you two share. I highly recommend it if you are looking to improve your skills in this area. A good book indeed.

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helpful

WOW! Never knew to talk dirty can be so much fun! My GF & I had a HOT night yesterday following the advice in this book. It really opened up our imagination.

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fantastic

The narrator does a wonderful job reading this book in the way you won't want to put it down until the very end. This book covers many different ways to talk with your partner both for men and for the woman.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 12-07-18

Super

This book helps keeps the romantic fire burning. Talking dirty to your man during love-making definitely helps. It’s a must-read for all women who want to learn the art of seduction.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 12-07-18

Sweet

This book touches on our most primal urges but also keeps in perspective the fact that intimacy is the key to any sexual enjoyment. Without intimacy, all the sex and dirty talk lose much of its potency.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 12-07-18

A very good book to improve your sex life

This book gives many great ideas to keep sex both interesting and exciting. It starts off easy so even a Novice or someone very shy could start their lover to make them excited. The book gives more daring ideas, even role plays and fantasies to try.

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  • louise
  • 12-07-18

Very basic ideas

Good if you have no idea or have very little knowledge of dirty vocabulary. Not particularly helpful in my own case. Maybe better for men

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  • Victor
  • 12-05-18

ever done for your relationship

You will foster a sense of openness and closeness that you never thought you could reach with someone else. It sounds crazy, but dirty talk could be the best thing you've ever done for your relationship!

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  • Louis
  • 12-04-18

Great book for why you would buy it

A really good demonstration of how to let the words you hear in your own head be verbalized! Great examples, too. Simple, short and to the point, was effective

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  • Anonymous User
  • 12-03-18

A great job

A great resource for my writing and my love life. Not overly wordy so it's easy to find whatever I'm looking for. Gives good advice on getting comfortable. Great examples.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 12-03-18

So far it's good

The author actually is in the front ranks of her game in the bedroom, this book is it! Full of useful, current, information and tips about everything from what dirty talking exudes, how to implement it into your sex life, and of course gives real-life examples that you could see yourself saying to your partner.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 12-03-18

GREAT FUN

This book explains how men and women differ regarding types of dirty talk and proceeds from there. I've been with a lot of men and nearly all men. Extremely informative.

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  • Kassabov Nikolay
  • 12-01-18

An important book

For someone who has no idea where to start with being verbal with your partner about sex, this is the book for you. Helped me a great deal with opening up to my wife about exactly what I wanted.