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  • How to Be a Man

  • By: Chabuddy G
  • Narrated by: Chabuddy G
  • Length: 2 hrs
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How to Be a Man

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BONUS CONTENT! BONUS CONTENT! BONUS CONTENT!

Are men supposed to be fighters? Lovers? Hunter-gatherers? Fashionistas? Business gurus? Culinary experts? You’re wrong if you think one man can’t be a jack AND a master of all trades.

In this special audio edition of How To Be A Man, you’ll hear from the horsie’s mouth how to be a proper god amongst men. You’ll learn how to boss a job interview – remember, the eyes are the windows to the soul which is why you should avoid eye-contact at all costs. You don’t want them looking into your disgustingly dirty soul. I also share some chirpsing tekkers, such as my new style, ‘7 down, 1 up,’ where you viciously insult the lady seven times and then give her one compliment. And you’ll learn the importance of practising #SelfLove, like a true millennial man – there are two things I know about real men, they have curves and they cry. But I’m not giving you any more details than that, mate – you’ll have to buy the book.

I actually only managed to write 13,000 words so I’ve had to bulk the audio version up a bit with extra girthy content. You’re actually getting more for your money, mate! And the production quality is proper tonk, too – just ignore those voicemails. I didn’t mean to include those.

So sit back, relax, light a candle. Get naked if you want to. Get the baby oil out – I don’t judge – and let my silky, smooth tones caress your eardrums.

©2018 Chabuddy G (P)2018 HarperCollins Publishers

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classic Mr chabziee

classic the best eargasm i have had
best comedy book i bought the audio version and have placed an order for the hardcopy to but the audio one i must say is a banger

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Incredible Read

Refreshing read, cheeky and sarcastic, incredible humour, 100% recommend for a quick and funny listen.

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