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By: John G. Hartness
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Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department
- Unleashed Box Set: Hilarious Urban Fantasy Thrillers (Paranormal Police Department Completed Box Sets, Book 1)
- By: John P. Logsdon, Christopher P. Young
- Narrated by: John P. Logsdon
- Length: 35 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Ian Dex is a genetically engineered man who has abilities from all classes in the supernatural spectrum. He's also the chief of the Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department (PPD). His job is to monitor all supers and their involvement in the world of normals. A group of ubernaturals has recently descended on the city, forcing Ian and his crew have to put everything on the line to control the ensuing chaos. While the crew of the Las Vegas PPD aren't exactly strangers when it comes to dealing with death, destruction, and mayhem, fighting these new powerful beasts is admittedly taking its toll.
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Narrator doing the best he could with the source material.
- By Billy Carelock on 04-11-24
By: John P. Logsdon, and others
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Vicious
- By: William Schoell
- Narrated by: Adam Blanford
- Length: 12 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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The Evil ... It was an obscene evil that could not be quenched with blood or sated with the flesh of its defiled victims. The Terror ... It wormed its way into the human brain, devouring the mind, controlling the body and turning its prey into savage creatures lusting for destruction. The Metamorphosis ... Its only outward sign was the grotesque metamorphosis of its victim's hand into a gnarled four-fingered claw -- a claw whose razor-sharp nails dealt death with the precision of a stiletto.
By: William Schoell
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Trickster Cleric: An Isekai LitRPG
- The Vularia Reincarnation Cycle, Book 1
- By: G. B. Scally
- Narrated by: Kate Clarke
- Length: 19 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Awakening in a world of myth and magic known as Vularia, Amara has been reborn as a Trickster Cleric, an avatar of the goddess Melischar. She has been tasked with rallying the Forces of Order against the legions of the Chaos Gods, who want to bring about an apocalypse. Amara is the first avatar to appear in a millennium, and Melischar is a deity of mischief, mistrusted by the other gods. The servants of the god Sirveig believe Amara to be a false prophet sent to sow discord across the land, an enemy they cannot allow to live.
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Negative Critics Be Damned—I Liked It!
- By R.C. on 02-21-24
By: G. B. Scally
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Hollowed
- A Sleepy Hollow Reimagining
- By: Jessica S. Taylor
- Narrated by: Zura Johnson
- Length: 12 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Nineteen-year-old Katrina van Tassel knows she’s a disappointment to her parents, for more reasons than one. But as the only daughter of the most prominent family in Sleepy Hollow, she never imagined that she would be chosen as the next sacrifice. Or that in her attempt to escape, she would instead come face to face with the Horseman himself.
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What a great remake
- By Maddy on 05-01-24
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Grave Mistakes
- A Necromantic Adventure
- By: J.M. Samland
- Narrated by: Amanda Roethle
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Gabriela, a young and naive woman whose life takes a wild turn on her first visit to the city. She accidentally sends Viscount Brynmor Highgate, the Marquess of Melodis, tumbling down a flight of stairs to his untimely demise. But Gabriela is no ordinary girl; she's well-versed in the necromantic arts, and she promises Brynmor that she can fix this - or at least maybe her mother can - as she binds his ghost to her side. Joined by her loyal and hilariously eccentric knight protectorate, Lord Sebastian, they embark on a madcap journey across the bottomless Crack.
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Excellent Audiobook!
- By Destiny Snyder (LostInLiteracy) on 02-02-24
By: J.M. Samland
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Bubba the Monster Hunter: Books 1-3
- By: John G. Hartness
- Narrated by: John Solo
- Length: 37 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Robert "Bubba" Brabham never wanted to hunt monsters. He mostly wanted to drink beer, hunt deer, and chase women, like every other giant redneck in the world. But life interfered, and Bubba found himself holster-deep in the family business: monster hunting. Now he's the Southeastern Regional Hunter for the Holy Roman Catholic Church...Bubba has to save the world from the things that go bump in the night! Just as soon as he's done with his beer. And maybe after one more lap dance.
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This is not Bubba Shackelford
- By SamR on 08-06-19
By: John G. Hartness
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Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department
- Unleashed Box Set: Hilarious Urban Fantasy Thrillers (Paranormal Police Department Completed Box Sets, Book 1)
- By: John P. Logsdon, Christopher P. Young
- Narrated by: John P. Logsdon
- Length: 35 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Ian Dex is a genetically engineered man who has abilities from all classes in the supernatural spectrum. He's also the chief of the Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department (PPD). His job is to monitor all supers and their involvement in the world of normals. A group of ubernaturals has recently descended on the city, forcing Ian and his crew have to put everything on the line to control the ensuing chaos. While the crew of the Las Vegas PPD aren't exactly strangers when it comes to dealing with death, destruction, and mayhem, fighting these new powerful beasts is admittedly taking its toll.
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Narrator doing the best he could with the source material.
- By Billy Carelock on 04-11-24
By: John P. Logsdon, and others
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Vicious
- By: William Schoell
- Narrated by: Adam Blanford
- Length: 12 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
The Evil ... It was an obscene evil that could not be quenched with blood or sated with the flesh of its defiled victims. The Terror ... It wormed its way into the human brain, devouring the mind, controlling the body and turning its prey into savage creatures lusting for destruction. The Metamorphosis ... Its only outward sign was the grotesque metamorphosis of its victim's hand into a gnarled four-fingered claw -- a claw whose razor-sharp nails dealt death with the precision of a stiletto.
By: William Schoell
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Trickster Cleric: An Isekai LitRPG
- The Vularia Reincarnation Cycle, Book 1
- By: G. B. Scally
- Narrated by: Kate Clarke
- Length: 19 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Awakening in a world of myth and magic known as Vularia, Amara has been reborn as a Trickster Cleric, an avatar of the goddess Melischar. She has been tasked with rallying the Forces of Order against the legions of the Chaos Gods, who want to bring about an apocalypse. Amara is the first avatar to appear in a millennium, and Melischar is a deity of mischief, mistrusted by the other gods. The servants of the god Sirveig believe Amara to be a false prophet sent to sow discord across the land, an enemy they cannot allow to live.
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Negative Critics Be Damned—I Liked It!
- By R.C. on 02-21-24
By: G. B. Scally
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Hollowed
- A Sleepy Hollow Reimagining
- By: Jessica S. Taylor
- Narrated by: Zura Johnson
- Length: 12 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Nineteen-year-old Katrina van Tassel knows she’s a disappointment to her parents, for more reasons than one. But as the only daughter of the most prominent family in Sleepy Hollow, she never imagined that she would be chosen as the next sacrifice. Or that in her attempt to escape, she would instead come face to face with the Horseman himself.
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What a great remake
- By Maddy on 05-01-24
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Grave Mistakes
- A Necromantic Adventure
- By: J.M. Samland
- Narrated by: Amanda Roethle
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Meet Gabriela, a young and naive woman whose life takes a wild turn on her first visit to the city. She accidentally sends Viscount Brynmor Highgate, the Marquess of Melodis, tumbling down a flight of stairs to his untimely demise. But Gabriela is no ordinary girl; she's well-versed in the necromantic arts, and she promises Brynmor that she can fix this - or at least maybe her mother can - as she binds his ghost to her side. Joined by her loyal and hilariously eccentric knight protectorate, Lord Sebastian, they embark on a madcap journey across the bottomless Crack.
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Excellent Audiobook!
- By Destiny Snyder (LostInLiteracy) on 02-02-24
By: J.M. Samland
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The Avarune Necklace
- By: J.C. Williams
- Narrated by: KC Wayman
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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After waking up with no memories of his past, Azuelo finds some sanctuary in Stormhold, a city defended by the Promenauts from the vicious Gurgans lurking right outside its walls. Safety is not Azuelo's only concern, though. Soon after joining the Promenauts, he finds a strange necklace marked with an unknown avarune. Believing it to be the key to discovering who he is, Azuelo sets out to solve the mystery of the avarune necklace.
By: J.C. Williams
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The Sanctuary
- By: Andrew Hunter Murray
- Narrated by: Andrew Hunter Murray
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Ben is a painter from the crowded, turbulent city. For six months his fiancée, Cara, has been working on the remote island of Sanctuary Rock, the private estate of millionaire philanthropist Sir John Pemberley. Now she has decided to break off their engagement and stay there for good. Ben travels to the island to try and win Cara back. After an arduous journey, he finds himself compelled to stay. But as Ben begins to traverse Pemberley’s kingdom, he begins to uncover the truth of the apparently perfect society the enigmatic Sir John is building.
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Excellent story telling
- By Russell G Perry on 04-07-24
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The House on Rye Lane
- By: Susan Allott
- Narrated by: Tom Babbage, Tim Bruce, Coral Sinclair
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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2008. The house Maxine and Seb have just bought was a bargain – a huge Georgian townhouse on the edge of Peckham Rye, it needs a lot of work but Max couldn’t resist it. Now they are in, though, nothing seems to be going right – and as the problems mount up, Max starts to doubt her relationship as well as her decision. Is Seb all he seems to be? And why are the neighbours so evasive about the house’s previous owner?
By: Susan Allott
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Carni
- By: R. Saint Claire
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 7 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Meet Carni, your master of ceremonies in a carnival of terror! In the grip of public disgrace and desperate to resurrect his career, journalist Dag Altan stumbles upon a compelling lead that could be his ticket to redemption. A captivating encounter with a bewitching young woman, consumed by an eerie fascination with a once-thriving amusement park now desolate island, ignites Dag's journalistic instincts. Drawn to the enigma of the abandoned location and the unnerving series of deaths surrounding it, Dag plunges headfirst into the heart of the story, utterly unaware of the peril awaiting ...
By: R. Saint Claire
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The Broken Cage
- Godclads, Book 1
- By: OstensibleMammal
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
- Length: 23 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Avo was born a weapon, a slave to his instincts and his masters. He and his brothers were made to burn New Vultun to ashes. Everything changes when Avo gains immortality and becomes heir to an impossible legacy. He must ascend the megacity of New Vultun. He must challenge the very tyrants that usurped the gods. He must finally free the world from chains.
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Not bad
- By Tracie G on 02-11-24
By: OstensibleMammal
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Blood Rites
- Blood Rites, Book 1
- By: Peter North
- Narrated by: Maeve York, Walker Williams
- Length: 14 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Lazarus Cross wakes after centuries of slumber, a single objective burning in his mind: revenge. His newfound thirst for blood is insatiable. When the woman who awakened him disappears before he can learn his identity or purpose, he must rely on his own strength and cunning to survive. In a world hungry for power and control, Lazarus must fight for his freedom and prove he is more than what he appears. With each bloody battle, he grows in strength, each victory unlocking new powers inside him.
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its ok
- By KEVIN P. on 02-11-24
By: Peter North
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Womb City
- By: Tlotlo Tsamaase
- Narrated by: Christel Mutombo
- Length: 16 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Nelah seems to have it all: fame, wealth, and a long-awaited daughter growing in a government lab. But, trapped in a loveless marriage to a policeman who uses a microchip to monitor her every move, Nelah’s perfect life is precarious. After a drug-fueled evening culminates in an eerie car accident, Nelah commits a desperate crime and buries the body, daring to hope that she can keep one last secret.
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Couldn’t stop listening over 2 days…
- By Tina on 01-28-24
By: Tlotlo Tsamaase
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All Souls Lost
- By: Dan Moren
- Narrated by: Mirron Willis
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Say hello to Mike Lucifer, Spiritual Consultant. He’s back in town to take care of business. Unfortunately, when business is good, things must be very, very bad. After two years trying to run away from his past, Mike Lucifer’s back in his office less than ten minutes when a persistent young woman shows up asking for help: her boyfriend’s been possessed by a demon.
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Fun ride
- By Hanan Y. Jacob on 04-12-24
By: Dan Moren
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Courier
- By: Zoe Rosi
- Narrated by: Andy Stevenson
- Length: 3 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Bob, your local courier. You've barely noticed him. You've barely even looked his way. But he's noticed you. He's noticed everything about you. He's been paying very close attention indeed. And he likes what he sees...
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Creepy! In a good way!
- By Tara Ptack on 05-03-24
By: Zoe Rosi
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An Oracle Walks into a Bar
- The Misadventures of a Paranormal Post-Relationship Personal Effects Repossession Specialist, Book 1
- By: Scott Burtness
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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When a power-hungry elf hires August to get her favorite book back from her vampire ex-lover, August figures it’ll just be another job. Except that vampire is the meanest vampire this side of Canada, the book bestows its reader with the power to write their own future, and the elf isn’t the only one that wants the book. Things go from bad to worse when a horoscope-writing oracle starts having visions of the end of the world, and August pops up in all of them.
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Wow
- By Shannon Skinner on 02-24-24
By: Scott Burtness
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Hell Inc.
- Hell Inc Series, Book 1
- By: Dick Wybrow
- Narrated by: Philip Battley
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Raz Frewer just made a bet with the Devil. He needs a cure to save his dying wife, and Lucifer has it—a mystical lamp, but its pieces were scattered around the globe centuries earlier. If he can find them, he'll get his cure; if he can't, the Devil gets his soul.
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Need the rest
- By John D Shipley on 04-23-24
By: Dick Wybrow
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Player Reached the Top
- Player Reached the Top Series, Book 1
- By: Rick Scar, Anastasia Koptelova - translator
- Narrated by: James Fouhey
- Length: 11 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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2044. The world of games changed long ago. "Ascension" has become one of the most popular VRMMO games. It is a huge world divided into a hundred Floors, with each Floor a boundless location with its own countries, tribes, and millions of players. The object of the game is to unlock all the gates and conquer the top. Having joined the game, Will Thomson doesn't realize that he is all by himself. Then he accepts the first quest...Cursed Rat: level 46....
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Holy Crap!!!
- By Robert Woods Jr. on 03-27-21
By: Rick Scar, and others
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- Derek L.
- 03-29-24
Seriously, you don't have to fear this reaper
great story, great humor, wonderful way to escape the current 'darkness' and maybe even some useful tips on how to handle a hostile work environment.
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- GeriatricMillennial
- 02-05-24
Fun
If Terry Pratchett wrote Shaun of the Dead, it might resemble this story. That feels like too simplistic a comparison and it doesn’t give Dave Turner credit for his own style of humor, but this is one of the only series I’ve read which was compared to Sir Terry’s books and didn’t disappoint me.
The story is more nuanced than that of Shaun of the Dead, but it does include plenty of witty pop culture references that will delight any 80’s nerd. Supporting characters are well fleshed out and are entertaining to follow.
The narration was enjoyable, with distinct accents and voices. I’ve enjoyed these books long before they were available in audiobook format, and I have no complaints about how the narrator chose to portray any of the characters. I’m very pleased to add this to my list of favorite audiobooks.
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- Melissa Barham
- 03-24-24
Comedy
I didn’t like the rhythm and speed of the narrator. It merged altogether, like reading a book without punctuation. But I loved the story so I stuck with it.
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