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How a Loser Like Me Survived the Zombie Apocalypse

Narrated by: Steven Bereznai
Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
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Fatal Attraction meets The Walking Dead

Amazon best-selling, post-apocalyptic master Steven Bereznai ruthlessly pits a below-average Joe against a zombie horde...and his ex-girlfriend from hell.

After a devastating breakup, loser Marty Melon doggedly reassembles his shattered self. Self-esteem boosting Ted Talks, muscle-crushing kettlebell swings, and key episodes of The Golden Girls transform him from zero to B-list hero. This suicidal reject, turned pick-up artist, turned sensitive new age guy, finally has it all: a house, the quirky woman of his dreams, and abs.

F#%k you, world, he thinks with alpha confidence.

"Challenge accepted," the world replies, and everything goes to zombie sh*t.

Will Marty make it? He's no longer an average frustrated chump. He's in the best mental and physical shape of his life; plus, 'ninja' bro-crush and gay-best-friend Gary is at his side. But to triumph in the end-of-days, Marty must defeat his most dangerous foe of all - the woman who broke him in the first place.

©2017 Steven Bereznai (P)2017 Steven Bereznai

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