• How Not to Get Shot

  • And Other Advice from White People
  • By: Doug Moe, D. L. Hughley
  • Narrated by: D. L. Hughley
  • Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (2,436 ratings)

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How Not to Get Shot

By: Doug Moe, D. L. Hughley
Narrated by: D. L. Hughley
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A cutting satire of race relations in the age of Trump and Black Lives Matter from the hugely popular comedian - one of "The Original Kings of Comedy" - and author of the New York Times best seller Black Man, White House.

"White people are always giving out 'helpful' advice, such as: 'Comply with the police and you won't get shot.' They've been doling out advice to black people ever since 'I suggest you pick the cotton if you don't like getting whipped.' Not getting shot by the police has long been a problem for black people. Even when we had a black president! Now that we have a new set of overlords, with President Trump at the head, wouldn't it be nice to get a little advice on how not to get shot?"

From the elections of Barack Obama and Donald Trump to the tragic events of Ferguson and Charlottesville, the subject of race has come to the forefront of American consciousness. Legendary satirist D. L. Hughley offers his own cutting observations on this contentious issue that continues to traumatize the nation, a wound made more painful by the ongoing comments and actions of the 45th president.

Hughley uses humor to draw attention to injustice, sardonically offering advice on a number of lessons, from "How to make cops feel more comfortable while they're handcuffing you" and "The right way to wear a hoodie" to "How to make white food, like lobster rolls" and "Ten types of white people you meet in the suburbs."

How Not to Get Shot is a much-needed antidote in these distressing times.

©2018 D. L. Hughley (P)2018 HarperCollins Publishers

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Necessary Manual for Survival in this Dictatorship

excellent reading of the comprehensive presentation of truth of life in the USA compiled and composed by the brilliant and courageous Mr. Hughley, which bears several listenings and cannot be put down.

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Somethins will never change, but Hey! That's the way it is. TuPac. Change will come.

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He Told No Lies!

Funny...but sadly, true. Kudos to DL for this. This book puts White society's hypocrisy, when it comes to Black lives, on full blast.

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DL's narration

DL's narration voice wasnt the most pleasing to listen to, however I think the book is spot on with it's wit, analogies, direct references on racism in America.

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Loved it

Classic D.L. finding the topical humor inside a grave situation in America. I blame Trump.

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Loved it

Thought provoking and insightful with the perfect blend of humor and facts. Absolutely Book Club worthy.

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Brilliant perspective

This is a relevant, fact based must read masterpiece even racists could understand with little effort.

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Perfect combination of truth and sarcasm!!!

loved it. The book is relevant for the frustration were facing today and the need for change. it brought some levity to a all too real issue.

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Laughter Therapy

“I am especially glad of the divine gift of laughter; it has made the world human and lovable, despite all its pain and wrong.”
W. E. B. Du Bois

Listening to Mr. Hugley’s humorous presentation racism in America is kind of like standing naked in front a mirror and having the reflection laugh at you.

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Funny but not Funny

Love the Deliverance of this book. It's funny but not funny. Very serious topics that people need to be aware of. you must share with friends.

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