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Publisher's summary
Not all wizards were born to be heroes.
Things not to do when you find out you’re a wizard:
1. Do not destroy your apartment with magical fire. You will not get the security deposit back.
2. Do not form an alliance with the guy who is trying to murder you. This will end badly.
3. Do not drag the girl you’re desperately in love with into your wizard mess. You risk her watching you fail miserably.
4. Under no circumstances should you get in the middle of an epic magical battle. Death will happen. Lots of death and bad things.
How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days is a whirlwind ride through a magical world. If you love to laugh, crave adventure, and wish you were a wizard, join Megan O'Russell's 550,000+ satisfied readers. Order your copy and join this magical journey now!
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Koji Owens is the new kid...again. As the only son of an Air Force F-16 pilot, he's learned to adapt and survive every time they move. It's not easy starting over with new friends and schools every two years, but when the Owens family makes their final move to New York, Koji finally has hope for a normal high school life - that is, until he finds a strange bracelet in his locker.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Where can I get more of that
- By Anonymous User on 05-20-19
By: Nicole Conway
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Hellboy: An Assortment of Horrors
- By: Various
- Narrated by: Seth Podowitz
- Length: 9 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 104
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 90
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 89
Fifteen of the biggest names in weird literature come together to pay tribute to Hellboy and the characters of Mike Mignola’s award-winning line of books! Assembled by Joe Golem and Baltimore co-writer Christopher Golden, this anthology boasts 15 original stories by the best in horror, fantasy, and science fiction, including Seanan McGuire (October Daye series), Chelsea Cain (Heartsick), Jonathan Maberry (Joe Ledger series), and more! The new writer of Hellboy and the BPRD, iZombie co-creator Chris Roberson, pitches in as well!
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5 out of 5 stars
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An assortment of good times.
- By Chris E. on 02-28-20
By: Various
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Second String Savior
- From the Tome of Bill Universe (False Icons Series, Book 1)
- By: Rick Gualtieri, R.E. Carr
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 12 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 215
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 197
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 196
Imagine going to bed with mousy brown locks and waking up with a headful of supernova scarlet. It's a hot new look for me - literally, because it bursts into flames whenever I'm threatened. My magical makeover is all Gary's fault. I knew there was something off from the moment he transferred to my school. Go figure. He's a wizard with a trust fund and an inferiority complex. Now, thanks to him, I've graduated from high school bullies to supernatural terrors and that's not all. Fate has chosen me to face the legendary vampire destined to destroy the world.
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3 out of 5 stars
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think Tome of Bill for highschoolers
- By john moglia on 12-04-19
By: Rick Gualtieri, and others
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The Kingdom Keepers
- Disney after Dark
- By: Ridley Pearson
- Narrated by: Gary Littman
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,140
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,007
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,008
Using a cutting-edge technology called DHI - which stands for both Disney Host Interactive and Daylight Hologram Imaging - Finn Whitman, an Orlando teen, and four other kids are transformed into hologram projections that guide guests through the park. The new technology turns out, however, to have unexpected effects that are both thrilling and scary. Soon Finn finds himself transported in his DHI form into the Magic Kingdom at night. Is it real? Is he dreaming? Finn’s confusion only increases when he encounters Wayne, an elderly Imagineer who tells him that the park is in grave danger.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Awful narration
- By Kelsey on 06-14-17
By: Ridley Pearson
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Superhero Syndrome
- Solstice Survivors, Book 1
- By: Caryn Larrinaga
- Narrated by: Ruby Hankey
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 38
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 38
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 38
Tess McBray was dying. The solstice syndrome had no cure, and she resigned herself to an early grave. But just when she gave up on survival, all her symptoms mysteriously disappeared. All but one symptom, anyway. Something is wrong with Tess’ hands. They absorb any material they touch, and her skin turns to wood, steel, or concrete. It doesn’t take this comic book obsessed 21-year-old long to figure out what’s going on: somehow, she’s developed super powers. And she’s not the only one; across the country, people are coming forward and sharing their gifts with the world.
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5 out of 5 stars
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"Origin" story with great characters and narration
- By Kara on 08-17-19
By: Caryn Larrinaga
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Chosen Ones
- By: Veronica Roth
- Narrated by: Dakota Fanning
- Length: 15 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 998
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 867
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Story4 out of 5 stars 865
Fifteen years ago, five ordinary teenagers were singled out by a prophecy to take down an impossibly powerful entity wreaking havoc across North America. He was known as the Dark One, and his weapon of choice - catastrophic events known as Drains - leveled cities and claimed thousands of lives. Chosen Ones, as the teens were known, gave everything they had to defeat him. After the Dark One fell, the world went back to normal...for everyone but them. Of the five, Sloane has had the hardest time adjusting.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Same dull and depressed tone throughout
- By Thien-Nga Vo on 04-09-20
By: Veronica Roth
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Gate of Darkness, Circle of Light
- By: Tanya Huff
- Narrated by: Dina Pearlman
- Length: 9 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 42
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 35
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 38
First published in 1989 and taking place in downtown Toronto, one of the earliest of the modern urban fantasies, Gate of Darkness, Circle of Light is the story of a fight against encroaching darkness by a developmentally handicapped young woman, a street musician with no idea of his potential, a bag-lady who's tired of picking up the pieces, and an adept of the light. Mixing actual Toronto ghost-stories with traditional Faire, a police procedural, and a cat, Gate of Darkness, Circle of Light opened a gate at street level to the urban fantasy that followed.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Old favorite novel, awful narrator...
- By S. Douma on 08-15-14
By: Tanya Huff
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Point B
- A Teleportation Love Story
- By: Drew Magary
- Narrated by: Rebecca Soler
- Length: 15 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 143
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 122
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Story4 out of 5 stars 122
When the corporate monolith PortSys brought porting to the masses, CEO Emilia Kirsch and her son, Jason, accomplished what every other start-up company had failed to deliver. They really did change the world. They reversed climate change. They created a multitrillion-dollar industry out of thin air, curing economic woes across the globe. They made it so that anyone could be anywhere simply by touching a screen...including the man who murdered Sarah Huff. Now, Sarah’s 17-year-old sister, Anna, is determined to hunt the bastard down. But there are a few problems.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Sherry Potter’s only got one spell: portkey
- By aaron gilbert on 11-02-20
By: Drew Magary
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Will Wilder: The Relic of Perilous Falls
- By: Raymond Arroyo
- Narrated by: Raymond Arroyo
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 236
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 208
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 208
Will Wilder is a mischievous, headstrong 12-year-old with an otherworldly gift - he alone can see the nefarious creatures encroaching on Perilous Falls. For nearly a century, a sacred relic has protected his hometown from the raging waters surrounding it. But when Will "borrows" the relic for his own purposes, he accidentally unleashes an ancient evil. As boats sink and hideous creatures crawl from the rising waters, Will must set things right before it is too late.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Jude loves this book.
- By Deano Smalley on 09-11-17
By: Raymond Arroyo
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The Slaughtered Lamb Bookstore and Bar
- Sam Quinn Series, Book 1
- By: Seana Kelly
- Narrated by: Samantha Desz
- Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 302
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 274
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 274
Welcome to The Slaughtered Lamb Bookstore and Bar. I'm Sam Quinn, the werewolf book nerd in charge. I run my business by one simple rule: Everyone needs a good book and a stiff drink, be they vampire, wicche, demon, or fae. No wolves, though. Ever. I serve the supernatural community of San Francisco. We've been having some problems lately. Okay, I'm the one with the problems. The broken body of a female werewolf washed up on my doorstep. What makes sweat pool at the base of my spine, though, is realizing the scars she bears are identical to the ones I conceal.
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1 out of 5 stars
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No plot, just one bad thing after another
- By Sharon on 06-21-21
By: Seana Kelly
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The Taking of Jake Livingston
- By: Ryan Douglass
- Narrated by: Kevin R. Free, Michael Crouch
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 357
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 321
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Story4 out of 5 stars 321
Sixteen-year-old Jake Livingston sees dead people everywhere. But he can't decide what's worse: being a medium forced to watch the dead play out their last moments on a loop or being at the mercy of racist teachers as one of the few Black students at St. Clair Prep. Both are a living nightmare he wishes he could wake up from. But things at St. Clair start looking up with the arrival of another Black student - the handsome Allister - and for the first time, romance is on the horizon for Jake. Unfortunately, life as a medium is getting worse.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Brings up too much trauma
- By TheColorNerd on 10-14-21
By: Ryan Douglass
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Serious Moonlight
- By: Jenn Bennett
- Narrated by: Devon Sorvari
- Length: 12 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 51
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 45
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Story4 out of 5 stars 45
Mystery-book aficionado Birdie Lindberg has an overactive imagination. Raised in isolation and homeschooled by strict grandparents, she's cultivated a whimsical fantasy life in which she plays the heroic detective and every stranger is a suspect. But her solitary world expands when she takes a job the summer before college, working the graveyard shift at a historic Seattle hotel. In her new job, Birdie hopes to blossom from introverted dreamer to brave pioneer, and gregarious Daniel Aoki volunteers to be her guide.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great characters wrapped in a mystery inside a romance
- By cheryl anderson on 07-11-19
By: Jenn Bennett
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Spellbound
- Magic in Manhattan Series, Book 1
- By: Allie Therin
- Narrated by: Erik Bloomquist
- Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 230
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 215
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 214
1925 New York. Arthur Kenzie's life's work is protecting the world from the supernatural relics that could destroy it. When an amulet with the power to control the tides is shipped to New York, he must intercept it before it can be used to devastating effects. This time, in order to succeed, he needs a powerful psychometric...and the only one available has sworn off his abilities altogether. Rory Brodigan's gift comes with great risk. To protect himself, he's become a recluse, redirecting his magic to find counterfeit antiques.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Audiobook Review
- By Alaska on 07-29-20
By: Allie Therin
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Outling
- By: Marty Mayberry
- Narrated by: Nicole Parnell
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 77
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 65
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 65
Magic doesn't exist in the human world. As far as I know. But when I fling a fireball at a bully, my horrified mom dumps me at Crystal Wing Academy, a place straight out of my favorite fantasy books. They tell me I'm an Outling, a wizard born from non-magical parents. Mom's human. Dad? I don't exactly know who he is....
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5 out of 5 stars
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UNEXPECTED TREAT Kent Junge
- By Anonymous User on 04-02-20
By: Marty Mayberry
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Summoning
- Book One of the Moon Wolf Saga
- By: Carol Wolf
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Evans
- Length: 9 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 61
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 59
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Story4 out of 5 stars 57
Amber is more than just a girl with a stolen ID and an attitude; she is a daughter of the wolf-kind, a shapeshifter able to change forms at will. One night, as Amber prowls the Hollywood Hills in wolf form, she stumbles onto an occult ceremony, interrupting the ritual. As a result, Amber finds herself the unwilling mistress of a handsome demonic servant, Richard. Appearing as a fair youth of eighteen years, Richard is a demon accidentally summoned, then captured, by Dr. John Dee, court magician to Queen Elizabeth I.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Lovely, engaging, entertaining, STRONG Female lead
- By Sachi on 01-06-13
By: Carol Wolf
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Winterborne Home for Vengeance and Valor
- By: Ally Carter
- Narrated by: Laura Knight Keating
- Length: 6 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 83
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 73
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 72
April had absolutely no intention of becoming the only person who knows that Gabriel Winterborne, the missing-and-presumed-dead billionaire, is actually living in the basement of Winterborne House, sharpening his swords and looking for vengeance. Now it’s up to April to keep him alive. But there’s only so much a 12-year-old girl can do, so April must turn to the other orphans for help. Together, they’ll have to unravel the riddle of a missing heir and a creepy legend, and find a secret key, before the only home they’ve ever known is lost to them forever.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great action adventure for middle grade students
- By doug on 06-10-23
By: Ally Carter
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Vampires Never Get Old
- Tales with Fresh Bite
- By: Zoraida Cordova - editor, Natalie C. Parker - editor
- Narrated by: Almarie Guerra, Frankie Corzo, MW Cartozian Wilson, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 38
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 33
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 33
Thirsty for fresh blood? Sink your teeth into vampire stories from young adult fiction's leading voices. In this delicious new collection edited by Zoraida Córdova and Natalie C. Parker, you’ll find stories about the lurking vampires of social media, the rebellious vampires hungry for more than just blood, the eager vampires coming out - and going out for their first kill - and other bold, breathtaking, dangerous, dreamy, eerie, iconic, powerful creatures of the night.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Breezy vamp fun
- By jc on 01-26-23
By: Zoraida Cordova - editor, and others
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Off to Be the Wizard
- Magic 2.0, Book 1
- By: Scott Meyer
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 31,331
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 28,865
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 28,858
It's a simple story. Boy finds proof that reality is a computer program. Boy uses program to manipulate time and space. Boy gets in trouble. Boy flees back in time to Medieval England to live as a wizard while he tries to think of a way to fix things. Boy gets in more trouble. Oh, and boy meets girl at some point.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hang in there
- By Kelly on 03-04-17
By: Scott Meyer
What listeners say about How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days
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- #ByFelicia
- 05-12-21
All thing magic literally in the palm of your hand!
I got a kick out of this book. I thought it was funny. To me it maybe leans a little more towards YA even though the characters are in high school but I didn’t mind. It gave me some major Percy Jackson vibes with a hint of Harry Potter with the whole “you’re a wizard!” and discovering magic is indeed real. I loved the idea of a cellphone that has any and all magical information stored on it with apps included. I mean, we are in the 21st century after all. The story moves at a steady pace from beginning to end. Although I kind of felt the battle was a little too quick to happen and maybe a little anticlimactic. It just seemed to happen too fast and not enough tension with the main villain. I’m not sure I completely trust Eric yet either. I’m curious to see how Bryant takes to his magical abilities and I definitely want to see what roles Devon and Elizabeth play in all this.
The narrator did a great job capturing the awkwardness of Bryant’s character. As well as Devon’s suave confidence and Elizabeth’s no nonsense take charge attitude.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Shona
- 06-05-21
Great story
The story was well written and narrated very good too. It caught my attention from the beginning
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- Suzanne
- 05-07-21
harry potter meets sorcerer
this audiobook narrator was spot on for the main character. let me start by saying that.
now the story. it's a mix between the sorcerer's apprentice and Harry Potter. if you've never seen the first -- look it up.
Bryant Adams is your classic shy nerd who loves the Uber pretty girl next door. Well ok it's his classmate but you get the gist. Devon is his handsome popular gets every girl -- and his best friend. together the 3 of them.embark on a journey to find out-- how to kill a phone and save his mother. Turns out he's magical. A wizard to be precise.
It's adventure time for the trio complete with property damage and a villain turned hero. It's a good listen (read). you'll enjoy the fast pace of the book and even the younger ones can enjoy the book.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- Sandi (BookDragonHeart)
- 05-07-21
An action filled adventure!
It starts with an innocent act - finding what turns out to be an indestructible magic cell phone, and wanting to return it to it’s rightful owner. But when said rightful owner takes your mom hostage and calls you a thief, you know things are not going to go the way you planned. Bryant is a typical nerd-type, with a good looking best friend, a crush on the girl of his dreams. When he discovers he’s a wizard, the three of them find themselves on a wild and often scary adventure, caught between two sides, each wanting to control the world of magic in their own way. There’s plenty of action, lots of magic, and some very typical (but still cute and fun) teen drama. These three aren’t just thrown together randomly, we learn they each have their strengths in this journey. The world building is interesting, and the characters intriguing. My favorite line sums it all up quite nicely, “the devil’s in the details, but Fate, she don’t give a shit”.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- grammatoni
- 01-23-22
How I Magically Messed Up My Life
The hapless adventure of the teens who discover a world of magic through a cell phone. Bryant and Devon are best friends... one outgoing the other quiet. The young lady is not too sure about Bryant but had a nice friendship with the extrovert. Then one night their lives are changed when a cell phone is found. Suddenly they're running for their lives while leaving a trail of mayhem behind them.
They're in a real life struggle between good and evil but can they survive?
Fantastic audio and story. Jacob McNatt does a wonderful job of each character bringing each to life.
A must read it listen to story!!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Brandy Barber
- 05-23-21
surprised
I really liked how this book went. I enjoyed the narrator. He held me captive in the story. The story is fun. I also liked getting to know everyone. I have a ADHD 12 almost 13 year old son that enjoys audibles. I plan on recommending him getting this book as one of his class assignments.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- AmberK5
- 05-10-21
Magical Chaos & Fun Adventure!
How I Magically Messed Up My Life In Four Freaking Days is well written and lots of fun. I enjoyed the storyline and the characters. The audio narrations is also enjoyable to listen to!
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- Laura
- 05-07-21
Magical adventure!
We follow Bryant who is a geeky kid-but he isn’t your ordinary geeky kid. His mom is the drama teacher and his dad is a millionaire. Devon is his best friend, and we meet Elizabeth who is Bryant’s crush.
We find the trio stomping around New York, who finds themselves running away from danger in a fun, fantasy and magical adventure. All thanks to a mysterious cell phone!
From the beginning I was enthralled by this story and I enjoyed every second of it. I completely understand the book cover now.
The audiobook is narrated by Jacob McNatt, and he does a wonderful job portraying all of the characters. If you enjoy YA fantasy and magical books then I highly recommend this series.
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- Kandice C.
- 05-10-21
Fun and magical
I really enjoyed listening to this audiobook. The three young friends have a fun and magical adventure through New York trying to save Bryant’s mother.
The narrator does a wonderful job of voicing the characters and bringing them to life.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- Kendra
- 05-25-21
Narration of the decade!
Love the narration! Jacob McNatt is outstanding! First time actually enjoying an Audible without returning!
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