Hooray for Me: A Foggy Memoir

De: Ello Black

Narrado por: Ello Black

Can a tubby girl take on all of life's obstacles and slay them in victory? Probably not, but she does have fun trying in Hooray For Me: a Foggy Memoir by self-proclaimed-brilliant author, Ello Black. This biography of me and my historical non-fiction remembrance of what I remember is in this book. This book has already been hailed as one of the easiest books to download -- ever! While writing this memoir, I was asked several questions -- What is this book about? How much vodka will I need consume to get through it? Why did you want to write a memoir and not a book about tormented, metro-sexual vampires? Does anybody use the word metro-sexual anymore? Didn't you just buy three packs of bacon yesterday? and of course, my favorite -- I've changed the locks twice -- How the hell did you get in here? Hooray For Me is a compilation of compiled stories that are typed because my handwriting is worse than a doctor filling out a prescription with a fountain pen, while riding in a NYC cab, when it's sleeting. And, I'm not sure why this doctor is filing out a prescription in a cab, but I would avoid said doctor, that sounds way too shady for me. Yeh, now that I think of it, don't go to that doctor. But please listen to Hooray For Me: a Foggy Memoir, I think you will really enjoy it as much as I did. Thank you very much!©2012 Ello Black (P)2017 Ello Black