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Publisher's Summary

All Shane wanted was to get away from the wreckage of his career for a while. He picked New York City to provide him with a distraction from his early, unwanted retirement from the police force.

New York City delivered, distracting him with three corpses and a miniature llama with a spitting problem and an attitude. If he wants to return to a normal life, he’ll have to face off against a sex-trafficking ring targeting the woman of his dreams, ancient vampires, murderous criminals, his parents, and an FBI agent with a hidden agenda.

Some days, it isn’t easy being an ex-cop.

Warning: This novel contains excessive humor, action, excitement, adventure, magic, romance, and bodies. Proceed with caution.

©2017 R. J. Blain (P)2019 R. J. Blain

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great crazy book

This was my first book by this author and series and i got it due to reading the reviews.The beginning was a little confusing for the first couple of chapters; till you figure out what's going on. After that you get the gist of how an ex cop became involved with an alpaca. Bodies seem to fall dead everywhere. It has great twists and turns that I didn't actually figure out all the bad guys until the fight at the end. The FBI, the mob, shifters, vampires, werewolves, and plenty more supernatural creatures are involved. Settle down and prepare to enjoy lots of laughs. The narrator does a great job of distinguishing the different characters (male and female).

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A fabulous magical universe

Just when I thought the stories couldn’t get any more crazy than the previous book was I read this one. This book is just as funny as the rest of the series is and I truly enjoyed it as an audiobook. Do you narrators a truly fabulous and does an amazing job and bring you the characters to life. You can’t be easy portraying all of these different characters and all these different voices that are in this book, but they do an amazing job at it. As for the story I really loved all the twists and turns, as I always love a book where I can’t predict what’s going to happen in the next chapter. I can recommend this book for anyone who loves a good paranormal romcom with added action and a few dead bodies. All right if I have to be honest they were more than a few dead bodies, but that’s all right too.

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wonderful

it is a wonderful, funny and immensely enjoyable story. the only issue i had was how the narrator pronounced some of it. even saying that i highly recommend this story

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Hoofin fun!

Loved, loved this book. Fun quirky characters, many whom I relate to. Narrator was excellent, making this book all the more enjoyable. Can't wait for the next book.

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I need more!

Once again anRJ Blain book has me craving more I can’t wait to Dive in to the next story

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Wonderful reading

This book is awesome when read alone. The narrator did a wonderful job bringing the characters to life and giving them unique personalities

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Awesome story

The characters were fantastic, the story was great and especially sarcastically funny so I enjoyed it a lot. But, yes there's a but, "lycanthropy" is pronounced Ly-canthropy, emphasis on the "y", not lycan-thropy. I winced every time it was pronounced incorrectly.

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This book was funny, however making light of sex trafficking is not. “You’d probably make a good sex slave...with appropriate training.” “...add in the scar and your probably classify as exotic.” “You should pose for us to see if your physique is good enough for the sex trade.” These were one part lines between the main hero character and his parents and god father. There were other times were it was made light of as well. Forced into sex and drugs against ones will is never funny, nor should it be made light of. It’s a real and raw epidemic. Shame on RJ Blain for that. If you can get past that element of the book, a sheered werewolf dad with a bikini line, a spitting POed alpaca, and parents that are over the top, this book was funny. The narrator Wesley Nelson was amazing at the voices and good at capturing the humor and moods. I’ll definitely be looking up what other books he narrated.

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Awesome book

This was my first experience with a book that was a magical romantic comedy with a body count. I laughed. I enjoyed this book a lot. I look forward to the next one I relisten to them often

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Good Book and Good Listen

I really liked this book. It was an interesting story and at times weird but a good weird. There were a couple of instances where there was a jumped in the story that was confusing but overall I enjoyed what I listened too. I loved this narrator. he did an excellent job with pacing/timing even at 1.5 speed.

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definitely!

I love the mag rom coms bit I think this is my favourite audible version. please keep this narrator