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Holy Frigging Matrimony
- Narrated by: Sebastian York
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Publisher's Summary
What does Drew Evans have to say next? Find out in this short story, filled with his sexy charm, unique advice, and hilarious one-liners.
Marriage: The final frontier. Steven went first. He was kind of our test subject. Like those monkeys that NASA sent off into space in the '50s, all the while knowing they’d never make it back.
And now another poor rocket is ready to launch.
But this isn't just any posh New York wedding. You've seen my friends, you've met our families, you know you're in for a treat. Everyone wants their wedding to be memorable. This one's going to be un-frigging-forgettable.
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- Lori Hanson
- 11-24-15
Short, but sweet
If you could sum up Holy Frigging Matrimony in three words, what would they be?
See my headline.
What did you like best about this story?
It had all the elements of a romance, condensed down to a quickie read.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yes. Then again and again and again!
Any additional comments?
If you're between books and want a quick fix of something light-hearted, this is a good book to keep handy. You get comedy, romance and erotica, with the added bonus of Sebastian York's yummy voice. What more could you want?!
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- Jim "The Impatient"
- 11-17-15
Manly
HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW COCK STIFFENLY BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE?
I will admit that I did not want to like this. This is suppose to be a romance and it is, plus. The plus is erotica or porn. I have listened to porn that had less dirty talk. Drew, the main character is the narrator of the story and he starts off as a real A@@hole. By the end, Chase has you liking the guy. I actually have a son, just like Drew. Mouthy, seems hard and unfeeling, but is a marshmallow inside. Those women with the patience to get past the hard shell outside will be pleasantly surprised.
SORRY, I DON'T SPEAK VAGINA
Narrator is excellent
This has been a review by a Male in a Female's World.
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- Namesame
- 09-14-14
GOTTA LOVE DREW...
This is a great quickie escape of the continued antics of Drew and the other cast of quirky characters. Best of all, the great narration of Sebastian York. If for no other reason than to let that man cater to your ears, this book is definitely worth a listen!
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- Bottmetoo
- 06-05-20
cute
6-23-22 re-listened this is HILARIOUS after you get through the long opening scene.
6-5-20 as always, love listening to SY. story opens with a long sex scene. it gets cute after that. ending was great. Delores (DeeDee) is a wild woman. I must say, I could not be as patient with Drew as the h is.
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- Angelica Quintero
- 12-02-18
Drew Evans is the man
I simply love this whole Gang!!! I remember the first time I read/listen to this novella and I was sure Drew and Kate were getting married hahahaha Emma got me in that!!
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- AudioAddict
- 11-02-17
Fun as always
STORY (sexy romance) - I love the whole series, and this short book delivers! Sexy, romantic and clever, it has it all.
PERFORMANCE - Sebastian York makes me drool.
OVERALL - Sexy with quite a bit of cursing. Recommended, especially for those who want to check out the series before investing time in a longer audiobook.
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- Audrey
- 03-04-16
OMG I will can listen to Sebas
I can listen to Sebastian York all night long.
He makes it sexy for me.
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- Nell Emma S.
- 12-10-15
Excellent Performance
A short story but very entertaining. Sabastian York did not disappoint. If you enjoyed Tangled, you will like this.
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- ZaraQ
- 08-25-16
I just completed this series on audible and absolu
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OMG!! I just completed this series on audible and absolutely loved it!! Each story was sexy, laugh out loud funny, erotic, and very entertaining. I always love listening to the narrators Sebatian York, Deacon Lee, and Charlotte Penifield, but all three were extra exceptional in this series. I can't imagine any other narrators doing a better job. I thought I loved Emma Chase's Legal Briefs series, but this one beat it. I sure hope she writes more so we can have the story of Billy & Lilly (the stripper), Jack and Erin (one night hook-up, or continued friends with benefits to forever after story), and I would love to read the back story (or continued story) of Steven and Alexandra. I really love the series of Kristen Proby, Kendall Ryan, Lisa Rene Jones and Lauren Blakely, and didn't think I would love another author as much, but Emma Chase has joined their ranks of my favorite authors. I can't wait for her next release to read or hear on audible.
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- Paragraphs and Petticoats
- 06-23-16
Short But Great!
This was super short but well done. A nice little addition to Tangled. Like an extra epilogue. Drew cracks me up. Sebastian York reads him perfectly.
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- Mrs Barbara J Gibb
- 12-21-21
Wow this was so good
Emma Chase does it again.
This had me laughing 😃 from the start it is an excellent short. Sebastian York of course makes it better.
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- Kenya
- 12-21-16
Hilarious
Loved this. Laugh-Out-Loud Brilliant. Kate should be given a medal for putting up with Drew's antics. But oh,,,, he is loveably gorgeous though.
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- ReaderLoves
- 08-27-16
Not for me
Hated the characters and their antics. So immature. Definitely not for me. The narrator was okay.
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- Carol
- 05-09-15
Made Me LOL
Would you consider the audio edition of Holy Frigging Matrimony to be better than the print version?
Sebastian York's voice is to die for and this storey has a bit of every thing in it
Have you listened to any of Sebastian York’s other performances? How does this one compare?
I do seek out all of Sebastian York's books that he has notated his work is amazing ..
Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Laughed in places
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- Kat P
- 04-21-15
Short but sweet!!!
This novella is short and sweet. I love it. Emma Chase makes me fall more in love with her books.
I was so excited to read this book because I thought it was Drew and Kate's wedding. I guessed from the title, having only read Tangled. It wasn't but I wasn't disappointed. Awesome book and I love Delores even more.
I would recommend this series. Love it.
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- Barbra Lazzarini
- 11-06-18
Bloody hilarious 😂 I🤭😘
Who knew going to a wedding would be so entertaining ... haha .. he really love getting into trouble ... but god is he good at it .. love it.. definitely worth the read 😘😂😍🤭😝
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- Author
- 07-07-16
All the laughs
Gosh I laughed so hard and loved this novella.
They never failed to get me howling, their dynamic still stays and Drew is still childish as usual but the extended family is a riot.
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-21-15
Sweet but Short
Average novella, not great but enjoyable all the same. Proceed at your own risk but don't waste a credit on it.