• Holy Frigging Matrimony

  • By: Emma Chase
  • Narrated by: Sebastian York
  • Length: 52 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (1,208 ratings)

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Holy Frigging Matrimony

By: Emma Chase
Narrated by: Sebastian York
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Publisher's summary

What does Drew Evans have to say next? Find out in this short story, filled with his sexy charm, unique advice, and hilarious one-liners.

Marriage: The final frontier. Steven went first. He was kind of our test subject. Like those monkeys that NASA sent off into space in the '50s, all the while knowing they’d never make it back.

And now another poor rocket is ready to launch.

But this isn't just any posh New York wedding. You've seen my friends, you've met our families, you know you're in for a treat. Everyone wants their wedding to be memorable. This one's going to be un-frigging-forgettable.

©2014 Emma Chase (P)2014 Simon & Schuster, Inc.

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Short, but sweet

If you could sum up Holy Frigging Matrimony in three words, what would they be?

See my headline.

What did you like best about this story?

It had all the elements of a romance, condensed down to a quickie read.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Yes. Then again and again and again!

Any additional comments?

If you're between books and want a quick fix of something light-hearted, this is a good book to keep handy. You get comedy, romance and erotica, with the added bonus of Sebastian York's yummy voice. What more could you want?!

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Un-frigging-forgettable!

Where does Holy Frigging Matrimony rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

I was hesitant about the audiobook because narrator, Sebastian York doesn't sound like the Drew I heard in my head when I read the other books in the Tangled series. However, I would definitely listen to it again when I want a quick taste of Drew's awesomeness.

What did you like best about this story?

I loved Drew's frank observations and of course, his naughtiness.

What about Sebastian York’s performance did you like?

I enjoyed his intonation choices in spite of the fact that I think his voice is a bit wrong for Drew.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

Totally, how could I not? It is told from Drew's POV and that man just cracks me up. I enjoy the way Drew thinks in general and his actions in this novella fit with the character I came to love in Tangled.

Any additional comments?

It's been a while since I've read Tangled so I had forgotten that Kate's mom, Carol and Steven's dad, George were both single at this point in the series. Their coitus interruptus scene at Dee's wedding as witnessed by Kate, Drew, Billy and his aunt was simply priceless.

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Ended too soon

I enjoyed it however it left me wanting more. I need more!!
So not fair.

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Short

Short and sweet. I love this narrator - he hits all the right notes. Excellent! I look, forward to the rest in the series.

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Cute, but....

Any additional comments?

This was a cute story but I thought it was about Drew and Kate. Enjoyed it, but unexpected.

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Meh...

Short and funny. But why didnt York use this one in the first instalment? More upbeat, funnier...

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Fun as always

STORY (sexy romance) - I love the whole series, and this short book delivers! Sexy, romantic and clever, it has it all.

PERFORMANCE - Sebastian York makes me drool.

OVERALL - Sexy with quite a bit of cursing. Recommended, especially for those who want to check out the series before investing time in a longer audiobook.

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Funny and addictive.

Drew tells it like it is and makes no excuses for himself. This is a great series.

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love

so flipping funny. love love love love this book awesome story sex as well.

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Frigging Awesome 👏🏻 👏🏻👏🏻

Super short but still fun. Can’t get enough of Drew and Kate . Loved the audiobook . Sebastian York has done fantastic narration as always and brought up Drew character to life seamlessly. Loved it .

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