Holidays and Holy Days

Hera was hard at work in her counseling office when her clients started cancelling for Thanksgiving travel. She...hadn't realized that a) that was coming up, or b) what it actually about...until she did a little research and decided to celebrate. In the process, she learns about Christmas coming, and decides that it's high time somebody threw Christ a birthday party.

Of course, nothing goes as planned, but when does it ever?