"Hello," Lied the Agent

And Other Bullshit You Hear as a Hollywood TV Writer

De: Ian Gurvitz

Narrado por: Ian Gurvitz

While TV is prevalent in most of our lives, few of us have much knowledge of its behind-the-scenes operations. In this riveting expose, veteran writer and producer Ian Gurvitz illuminates a side of the business few people get to see. Drawing on notes from his personal journal, Gurvitz details two years in the dizzying ups-and-downs life of a Hollywood television writer— the pitch meetings, the table readings, the rewrites, the studios, the networks, and the executives who make all the decisions. "Hello," Lied the Agent is a corrosively funny insider's look at what being a television writer is really all about.

©2006 Ian Gurvitz (P)2006 Phoenix Books, Inc.

Interesting

Some might be a tad off put by the delivery of the author's narration; for example, the swearing and bitterness.

However, I enjoyed it and took it as who he was: a comedy writer who had some success in the industry (he wrote for Wings and Becker) and many failures and knows what it's like to be both screwed and fought over by networks.

Ian discusses what it was like writing and selling scripts; having to please network executives while maintaining his original story (and sanity) without sugar coating a thing.

He gives a few tips, and those interested in pursuing writing comedy scripts (or any sort of script) should find his honesty helpful.

I'm just a fan of how things are in television "behind the scenes", so I found it quite enjoyable.

The only issue I did have was how he read the work: not every author will make for a great narrator and he isn't the best...he does sound like he is reading his work in an unnatural fashion, which can be distracting. It sounds like he's just looking at the page and reading it without thinking too much about what he's saying.

Overall, I enjoyed the audiobook, but it's not for everyone.

Cynical but Amusing

Would you listen to 'Hello', Lied the Agent again? Why?

Yes, I probably will. I'm interested in the television industry and he gave a very detailed account of what it's like to try to get a show (or 5) on the air. It was a unique insight you don't often find, especially since most books are written by people who got lucky and succeeded. This was a more average, win some/lose some perspective.

What was one of the most memorable moments of 'Hello', Lied the Agent?

At one point, he was saving the empty water bottle from every meeting he had and throwing it on the passenger side floor of his car. That visual sticks with me. He thought if he could just have a few more meetings, he could make his living on bottle deposits.

Which character – as performed by Ian Gurvitz – was your favorite?

It was a memoir, so...

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

It made me laugh often. It was a little too dark and depressing at times, but did not make me cry.

Any additional comments?

There were a few slow points, some times when I got tired of his voice, or when it got too cynical. But overall it was funny and worth listening.

Fascinating process

The book was very interesting, but what an angry guy! His style is very New Yorker "in your face" and living in L.A. hasn't mellowed him any. Never knew so much went into the development of T.V. If you ever thought you had a great idea for a tv show, hear this book and you'll think twice.

This was not very interesting

I kept waiting for something to happen or an interesting anecdote, but the whole book was one big complaint. It sounded like he was reading from his dairy rather than a dairy entry that he had adapted and embellished for this book.

Cynical, anonymous, and boring

What disappointed you about 'Hello', Lied the Agent?

I understand how cynicism pervades the TV industry with its rampant rejection and random decision making, and I get why the author needs to refer to "a certain well-known actor" on a "popular network sitcom" rather than give the actual names . . . but what is his excuse for being boring?

not worth your time

This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

i cant think of one

What do you think your next listen will be?

i already have 8 books in a row , ideas that changed the world is my next

Did Ian Gurvitz do a good job differentiating all the characters? How?

no

You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

well shows the real strugge of a writer to get something achieved in tv land

Any additional comments?

no

Must Read for new TV writers

Things have changed since the writing of this book. However, it's very insightful into the process even if it's changed quite a bit since 2006. It's a fun listen. It's a hilarious peak into the life of a TV writer with a development deal. Anyone complaining about this book is likely missing the brilliance of the reader or not in the business at all.

Loved it!

I have listened to this book several times now, and enjoyed it each time. What really made it fun to listen to was the author reading his book with unashamed passion. His opinions and approach to the television industry made me laugh several times outloud, and anyone who ever thought it was easy to enter and work in the TV industry needs to listen to Ian's book. Well worth the credit!

IT'S ALL TRUE

After 25 years in Hollywood, albeit married to a TV writer so somewhat removed from the carnage, this is exactly the way it is. The making of TV shows, like legislation and sausage, is revolting and normal folks shouldn't watch too closely. Wannabee TV writers beware. The usual advice to aspiring actors, writers, directors, producers, etc is "If you can do something else, anything else, do it", and it's true. All the successful actors, writers, directors, producers, etc, that I ever met, couldn't possibly be happy, or competent, doing anything else. All you wannabee's, think about pursuing Plan B.

Not good

Probably the worst book I ever paid for. It was suppose to be about television writing & all you get is his opinions on God, politics, etc....